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25 Stupid Things That MMA Fans Used to Believe


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By the CagePotato.com Staff

They were undeniable truths — until suddenly, they weren’t. Check out our latest list below, and ask yourself: What do I believe now that will turn out to be utter bullshit someday?

1. Alistair Overeem will become the UFC heavyweight champion in less than a year.

(Photo via Esther Lin/MMAFighting.com)

2. There’s no way a boxer could ever beat a mixed martial artist under MMA rules.

3. Rickson’s record is 400-0. No, seriously.
 

4. Mark Hunt is a washed up has-been…but this McCorkle kid looks promising.

(Photo via Getty)

5. When Gina Carano retires, it’ll be the end of women’s MMA.

6. Georges St. Pierre and I have built a genuine connection over Twitter.
 

(Photo via AP/Canadian Press)

7. Steven Seagal is one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

8. Nobody can finish Minotauro Nogueira.

(Photo via Eric Jamison/Associated Press)

9. Okay, so maybe he can be finished, but nobody can submit Nogueira.

(Photo via Tracy Lee/Yahoo!)

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Alan K- May 17, 2013 at 5:39 pm
I'll testify that I did get my shirts for the 157 contest. Now the stuff I won for the 145 contest...

Also, that Pride game is still fun all these years later. BEWARE THE MIGHT OF TOM ERIKSON!!!
Goog- May 17, 2013 at 2:36 pm
To be fair, I did receive 2 of the 3 shirts I won on here for Comment of the Week.

To be clear, some fag still owes me one shirt.
cman- May 17, 2013 at 1:40 pm
27. Your t-shirt is in the mail.
macreadysshack- May 17, 2013 at 12:57 pm
More babyface
2DaDeath- May 17, 2013 at 10:15 am
26. Pride fighters will destroy the UFC guys (insert cro cop getting his soul kicked out of his face).
El Famous Burrito- May 17, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Does it count if people still believe this?

Like in the smartphone-less wasteland known as South Dakota?
The12ozCurls- May 17, 2013 at 8:57 am
#26
I can't wait for the CagePotato T-shirt that I won to come in the mail!
soultaker- May 17, 2013 at 8:42 am
HEY!!!! Seagal is a bad ass. F*ck YOU!
crappiefloper- May 17, 2013 at 7:55 am
the hideous, hideous baby creature will never go out of favor. not with me. just like the fat chick ad and the capt.

The12ozCurls- May 17, 2013 at 9:01 am
ALL HAIL CPT. SWINGDICK!
Mr_Misanthropy- May 17, 2013 at 7:47 am
Oh god, who wrote this?!?!

It's so poorly written I vomited my coffee all over my computer and got electrocuted when I tried to wipe it up.

It's so poorly written my eyes started bleeding and I collected my tear blood and used it for lubricant while I masturbated shamefully in the corner gloating over my awesome comments.

It's so poorly written it makes me want to go fuck a homeless crack whore so I can get crabs and then shave half my pubes off, light the other half on fire and smash the crabs with a hammer when they come running out.



(How's that?)
Fried Taco- May 17, 2013 at 7:44 am
26. CagePotato really meant it when they said they were bringing back the Comment of the Week awards.
Fried Taco- May 17, 2013 at 7:43 am
You're stretching it there by calling Tim Sylvia a mixed martial artist. I think mixed martial marshmallow would be more correct.
FilmDrunk- May 17, 2013 at 7:35 am
Splitting hairs, but does it count as "submission" if you break your arm and never tap?
stak- May 17, 2013 at 8:39 am
it's called a technical submission, so technically, yes, it is a submission
Goat- May 17, 2013 at 7:29 am
stop posting that damn baby face gif!
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