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27 Signs You’ve Been an MMA Fan Too Long

10. You own at least one Hector Echavarria DVD.

11. You still have bad dreams about Pat Smith.

12. You still sleep in your IFL Anacondas team jersey.

13. Your favorite Silva is Giant Silva.

14. You still think Jim Brown was the best color-commentary man in UFC history. (Sorry, Joe.)

15. Your wedding party did the Gracie Train all the way to the altar.

16. You bust out your old PRIDE DVDs to wash the taste of bad fights out of your brain.

17. You created a Facebook account and added a FUEL TV package to your television just so you could watch some GODDAMN PRELIM FIGHTS.

(Photo via Esther Lin/MMAFighting)

18. Every April 11th, you pour some beer out on the sidewalk in memory of YAMMA.

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2and0- May 10, 2013 at 3:19 pm
Eat me Rex.
FightZen- May 9, 2013 at 5:34 pm
#27 is only if you've been around this grand website too long... but really, what's too long?
platch- May 9, 2013 at 5:31 pm

never surrender is a real movie?
ReX13- May 9, 2013 at 1:42 pm
If you refer to the throes of passion as "layin' down the ol' gound and pound" ...
Jessejames03- May 9, 2013 at 11:35 am
Stuuuuuupid!!! U know its not fight week when these post dumb shit!
SethF- May 9, 2013 at 12:22 pm
When these post dumb shit indeed.
Jessejames03- May 9, 2013 at 11:35 am
Tai-Pan- May 9, 2013 at 11:26 am
You still mourn Old Dad.

The Martinez-Zimmer II reference is always a win.
amsterdamheavy- May 9, 2013 at 10:29 am
Fuck me, wayyyy too many of these things apply to me, but not #2, thank fucking god.
Viva Hate- May 9, 2013 at 10:16 am
How about if you remember when every CP article was this funny? HA!
Chri534.- May 9, 2013 at 9:02 pm
Haha, that should have been #1.
DiscoStu- May 9, 2013 at 10:02 am
#10 - BJ "The Protege" Penn...I wonder who his mentor was that turned him into "The Prodigy."
godspeed- May 9, 2013 at 9:17 am
If u wear vampire teeth on halloween but still tell people your andre arlovski!!!!!
2and0- May 9, 2013 at 8:52 am
The tapped out family are the Slabaughs from Goshen. I've subbed that dude in training before. He really fights.
ReX13- May 9, 2013 at 9:33 am
If you can identify rando fighters in their family portraits....
MyFightWiffaCheeto- May 9, 2013 at 8:47 am
ksgbobo- May 9, 2013 at 8:42 am
lol...what a great post!
Nick Bruiser- May 9, 2013 at 8:38 am
literal lol @ #17, i actually did this
teep- May 9, 2013 at 8:20 am
I am guilty of #4, but I usually shout it when I don't want to go somewhere or when certain individuals are invited (invading) my house.
crappiefloper- May 9, 2013 at 8:15 am
1-I would love to motorboat the shit out of the rack that baby's head is in. Stupid babies takin all the good tits
2-the child giff is the freakiest thing I've seen in a looooong time
3-4 and 5 have applied to me. I find the double under pass to be the most seamless transition in these cases.
4-17. Yup
Imnotamoose- May 9, 2013 at 8:10 am
HOLY SHIT!!! Where is that crying baby thingy GIF from and where can I see more?!?
Fried Taco- May 9, 2013 at 8:09 am
28. You read CagePotato.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 9, 2013 at 1:48 pm
29. You post comments on Cagepotato.