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The 6 Greatest Pick-Up Artists in MMA

Chicks dig fighters — even the ones who talk funny. But even with the natural advantages that come with muscles, scars, and fame, we’re still occasionally surprised by the lady-killing ability of some mixed martial artists. Of all the MMA PUA‘s, these six are the most accomplished…

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Notable conquests:
WWE star Milena Roucka (aka ‘Rosa Mendes’), model Flavia Mazoni
Notes: ‘The Boogeyman’ is semi-retired from the sport these days, choosing instead to spend his time training hopeless cases. But in his prime, Dean Lister was just as notable for his ability to attract exotic beauties as he was for his in-cage exploits. Grappling ability plus a cartoonishly strong-looking jawline is a combination that women can’t resist, apparently.

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Notable conquests:
Bikini model Wendy Foster, a super-hot former fiance named Brittany, an old girlfriend that was apparently down for whatever.
Notes: Snagging a Hooters Girl of the Year would be an accomplishment for any man. But to do it without the use of one of your five senses? Bro, that’s legendary. (Then again, deafness is probably an asset when you’re pretending to be interested in your girlfriend’s stories.) Matt Hamill’s ex-fiance, a bartender from upstate New York, was just as hot, and of course there were those rumors of Hamill’s partner-swappin’ lifestyle with a freaky old flame. Respect the Hammer.


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Notable conquests:
Laura Prepon, Arianny Celeste
Notes: When Roger Huerta became a hero to all women by (allegedly) stomping out that asshole in Austin, his panty-dropper cred went up about 5,000%. Not that he needed it. With his cover-boy good looks, Roger Huerta became the first MMA star to cross-over — meaning that he ditched a UFC ring girl to date a mainstream television actress. Next up: A high-ranking government official. We know you can pull it off, Rog.

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Notable conquests:
Three ex-wives, this girlfriend, that other broad.
Notes: Look, we’re not saying Randy has had sex with any of the women in the above photo, although we certainly wouldn’t put it past him. But in his love-life — as in the Octagon — he performs with the drive and intensity of a much-younger man. And like a classic PUA, he understands that variety is the spice of life.

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Notable conquests:
Heidi Northcott, an attractive ex-fiance named Erin, model/singer Willa Ford, porn star Jayden James, untold thousands of UFC groupies
Notes: Ah yes, the strong, silent type. Ladies have always dug the Iceman. Dude just has a vibe about him, and he clearly loves to party. But despite his tough-guy demeanor, Chuck’s a devoted father who’s not above cheering up a depressed Russian dancer with a sock-puppet routine. Come on…look at this and just try to say ‘no’.

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Notable conquests:
Arianny Celeste, Edith Larente (so we hear)
Notes: Dude, we don’t get it either. But at this point, Tiki’s powers of seduction are undeniable, and Arianny isn’t the only ring girl who’s been mesmerized by the Goatee of Doom. And the best part about Tiki’s pimp-game? He knows when to walk away.

Honorable mentions:
- Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone, for snagging Brittney Palmer, then rolling on to a new ring girl when that was finished.
- Josh Burkman, for landing Arianny Celeste, despite obvious physical limitations.


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fatbellyfrank- January 12, 2011 at 9:59 pm
@ Viva, yeah we're north of it but Brisbane and surrounding area's are totally fucked!!
El Guapo- January 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm
"How's taste my pee-pee?" Arlovski always seems to be with a new, smokin' hot blonde every time we see him. Meaning we probably know the answer to that qu...
RSparrow- January 12, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Or, Seth Pretruzelli.
Viva Hate- January 12, 2011 at 4:21 pm
Complete WIN!

Dodge the latest round of bad weather?
fatbellyfrank- January 12, 2011 at 2:02 pm
What? no love for Tito? so your saying Jenna's a washed up old cum bucket with a vag the size of an interstate truck stop?
dranokills- July 25, 2013 at 4:56 pm
aww sweet sweet music...I missed ya bro.
peacexxl- January 12, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Arianny Celeste is listed as a notable get 3 times on a pretty short list. At some point it's just not that notable regardless of how hot she is.
irish brawler- January 12, 2011 at 1:14 pm
hahaha petee and cecils pupils ftw
MediocreThreat- January 12, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Joe Rogan's shirts
cecils_pupils- January 12, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Right now Steven Hyde, Michael Kelso and Fez are desperately trying to help Eric Foreman find a way win Donna back from Roger Huerta.
PERPATRAITOR- January 12, 2011 at 11:46 am
This is the essence of cagepotato! Awesome article! We can dig deeper and have many many spinoffs of this. I think Overeems girl is smoking fuckin hot. Fedor is the biggest loser in this category muah ahahaha. Monogamy is frowned on in mma!
Krezer- January 12, 2011 at 11:03 am
From what I have heard, Anderson should be at the top of the list.
sakurabasear- January 12, 2011 at 10:48 am
You forgot to include Sakuraba. His tricks are smokes and masks. Chicks love him.
ccman- January 12, 2011 at 10:45 am
Matt hammil? shallow hal alert.....

And seriously I give mad props to tiki. She had a body but seriously she required talking first, I had bored beating boner in her opening interview. I wouldn't have made it out of the wax museum. She is a "ket me ride your coat tails to fun since I'm to stupid to produce any myself. Early 20's maybe would hold out looking for sex. Now..... no fucking way.

And chucks more than documented... randy always marries em, dumbass.
Viva Hate- January 12, 2011 at 10:16 am
Joe Son is quite the pick up artist and quite literally, I mean he did have to pick up that chick. Although he only really counts at getting like 1/5 of her, well 1/6 if you count the gun. (Allegedly.) Any word of what happened with that scum bag? (Okay, alleged scum bag.)
DangadaDang- January 12, 2011 at 9:57 am
There's one obvious reason that Tiki gets what he does that none of us want to admit. Of course I have no proof but *cough* hint *cough* John Holmes *cough*
Cock_Chestnar- January 12, 2011 at 9:57 am
Overeem's been known to take down a few mammals.
Cock_Chestnar- January 12, 2011 at 9:56 am the trenches takin' day at a time. they must have been a package deal for Gina.
DeepHalf- January 12, 2011 at 9:53 am
well, I'd say that these guys are more pimp playas more so than pick up artists, although I understand you wanted to work in the word artist. When I think of pick up artists, I think of those douchebags that read The Game then go around asking girls if they believe in magic.
Stenhård- January 12, 2011 at 9:32 am
What about Mike Whitehead? He may have failed with the pick up but he still got laid.. well kinda
Darkside- January 12, 2011 at 9:27 am
Damn Peetee, beat me to it. Although from the look of it, it might be "20 fighters who have yet to bang Arianny".
LOKI- January 12, 2011 at 9:27 am
Guida dosent count! He just drives from show to show in his RV picking up drunk sluts who prabably have VD...not that hard to do. He aint pulled no blue ribbon trim as yet.

...But damn Tiki, good on ya laddie!

Its like Matt Hughes(another PUA) said, "there are talkers and there are doers and theres not usually a lot of cross over."

If you take Tiki's fight record into account he must be one hell of a talker!
Peetee- January 12, 2011 at 9:07 am
Sounds like there's a " 20 Fighters who banged Arianny" -list coming soon...
Viva Hate- January 12, 2011 at 9:03 am
Should have included the opposite end, the poor bastard pick up artists like Evangelista Santos for getting banged by the other dude with the similar name and the poor bastard who is tied up with Chandella "Seabiscuit" Powell.
RwilsonR- January 12, 2011 at 9:01 am
Thankfully not pictured: Nick Ring
DARKHORSE06- January 12, 2011 at 8:53 am
I really dont get how Tiki is pulling down this much tail. WTF?