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A Note to All Comedians: If You Let Jon Jones Choke You, Don’t Bother Tapping [VIDEO]

Hey, at least he checked on him afterward.

Today’s video comes to us courtesy, as always, of The Opie & Anthony Show, the hosts of which apparently have some sort of sick fetish involving stand up comics being mangled and choked within an inch of their lives. Can’t they just watch good old fashioned porn like the rest of us?

Anyway, Jon Jones was the most recent guest on the show’s regular lineup of MMA stars, and the poor comedian this time around was Robert Kelly. Perhaps Mr. Kelly made a pass at Jones’ wife beforehand, or perhaps Bones was just having a bad morning, because in either case, it turned out Kelly’s frantic tapping had little bearing on when the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion decided to release the choke, all to the delight of Weenie and the Butt, or whoever the fuck these annoying DJ’s claim to be. We were going to rant about this being a dick move by Jones, but Babalu informed us that the champ was just teaching Kelly some respect, and who are we to disagree?

Jones is set to take on Rashad Evans at UFC 145 in Atlanta on April 21st. As long as he doesn’t get busted for harboring any more criminals, that is.

-J. Jones

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ArmFarmer- February 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm
I can't tell who's trolling, and who's actually ripping on cp. I do see that people on both sides of the debate don't know the difference between then and than, and that makes me hate you. Especially the grammar nazis with terrible grammar.. lookin at you shaky.
philoebeddoe- February 16, 2012 at 11:42 am
I dont know who these guys are but shit their fans dont get pissed easily.. Danga, you are still my hero.
MyFightWiffaCheeto- February 15, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Opie and Anthony suck.
MikeZeus- February 15, 2012 at 11:03 am
It's still a dick to teach anybody respect as a) the man trusted Jones with his throat, b) this move is generally unhealthy and can even cause permanent damage. Jones certainly appears as a bit of an idiot here.
Clue-by-Four- February 15, 2012 at 10:15 am
Wow, the O&A taintlickers are really coming out of the woodwork for this.
UEG Donkey- February 15, 2012 at 6:31 am
That white chick is always with him, sauce?
J. Jones- February 15, 2012 at 5:57 am
via Opie's Twitter-->#TheGrammysTaughtMe - that Adele is the only one I know that can have throat surgery and not lose weight--It's good to know these guys can dish it out as well as they can take it.
SumDumGuy- February 15, 2012 at 5:16 am
@danga (or the writer formerly known as): I think you've been reasing Machiavelli. Trying to stire up Potato support by posing an fictisious external enemy. Kind of backfired didn't it :D
fatbellyfrank- February 15, 2012 at 3:54 am
@12ozCurls, and I thought us Tater Heads were over the top, Jeeeezus, you can actually feel the hate, settle down dudes, its a fucken Radio show, not like its something that fucken matters
IronClad- February 14, 2012 at 9:39 pm
Jon Jones just wanted to know where all the white women were at...damn. Look at this ONE faggot O&A fanboy all up in here like he's actually going to make shit happen. Settle down girl, no one here gives a fuck.
The12ozCurls- February 14, 2012 at 9:03 pm
This is pathetic. I can't believe this has gone on for this long. You O&A stooges are like Howard Stern circa 1992 wack-pack wannabes. And judging by most (not all) of the posts, my assesment of a 5th grade education stands. We will agree to disagree. I did not say 1 bad thing about O&A, I simply observed that the fans that chose to post hate & threats on CP seem to be a little "obtuse." Back in the shallow end O&A Juggalos.
tamworth12- February 14, 2012 at 8:47 pm
Weenie and the but? Did you seriously just steal a simpsons reference?! You no talent douche fuck. You steal O&A's name to get people to read your dog shit article and then pretend you don't know who they are, but you know they do this all the time? Way to go blogging

fatbellyfrank- February 14, 2012 at 8:18 pm
I dont know who Opie & Anthony are but fuck there fans seem to love em, does anyone listen to Omelette & Finster?, we got like an exchange programme with them and our JJJ breakfast show here down under, they seem pretty funny.
PS I still love ya Jonesy/Danga
Todd M- February 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm
I downloaded O and A once because Chucky and Rogan were on it, that was the first and last time. That show spits right wing hate and the hosts know nothing about the world outside of New York, I used to like Jim Norton too, until he said there is nothing fishy about 911 or JFK. Going by todays comments O and A fans are as blindly loyal as twice as ignorant as Juggalos.
fagcage- February 14, 2012 at 8:13 pm
@stevediamonds wow your a little bitch about this thing aren't you. Damn man I feel sorry for all you posers who that it was a "win" for Jon, they were joking about. He was gonna tap out anyways. Damn you guys have nothing better to do. I feel sad that your white collar Job sucks and all you do is watch "win" videos on YouTube. Take a joke man. These guys arent professional MMA fighters and of course the whole O&A fans are coming on her you fags highlighted them for trafficking because you guys can't get anywhere . I feel sorry for you guys.
Michael124- February 14, 2012 at 7:37 pm
In my defense I think my couple of comments where a cut above the rest of the O and A fans. Just saying.
Spitting into the wind- February 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm
As both a member of the potato nation, a hater of Danga and someone who likes Opie and Anthony this should have been clear cut issue for me. But everyone seems to have come out of this looking retarded. Danga wrote another article that blows but the O&A fans who came on with their truly terrible trolling responses were just fucking embarrassing. Although it does seem fair to say that he doesn't have a fucking clue what sarcasm is.
Viva Hate- February 14, 2012 at 6:17 pm
As a loyal O&A pest, I gotta say the worst part of it is there is actually someone who would write an article about a show and then claim to not know who they are......Comes across pretty lame.
PrimeTimeSamRoberts- February 14, 2012 at 5:18 pm
Wrestling is real, MMA is fake. Check out the Sam Roberts Show Online on Stitcher and itunes. You can also catch me on After O&A, my mom listens and masterbates to my voice while rubbing my cut hair she saved into her pubes.
J. Jones- February 14, 2012 at 5:10 pm
^Clearly you ain't from 'round here. We take nothing seriously. NOTHING.
JohnB- February 14, 2012 at 5:02 pm
I wont even comment on your disrespect of O&A: you'll be a fan soon enough.

What I don't get is the level of seriousness you're taking with this choke-out vid.

You're taking MMA too seriously! I know you think that MMA pros are dealy weapons and shouldn't even attack people as a joke, but for the rest of us, we take things in the way they were intended (fun) and sometimes an MMA dude can choke out a comedian for fun. Geez, how lame! Do you sit in front of a UFC PPV in total silence, you emotionless zombie?
chippersmom- February 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm
10-ish angry, ignorant comments? thats like 9 more than usual or sumpim...tss....tsss
chippersmom- February 14, 2012 at 4:48 pm
this guys like a mashed potato or sumpin,,,tss,tss
Patrick- February 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm
10-ish angry, ignorant comments? Watch out CP, you've awakened the beast...I guess.
So...why do they all leave email addresses?