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According to Bec Hyatt, Fallon Fox is a Real Dick [RIMSHOT] and Got in Her Grill Before Invicta FC 5


(Somehow we have a feeling that this is not how things went down.) 

I know, I know, we already agreed to stop talking about this. But upon stumbling across the story of Fallon Fox allegedly terrorizing several Invicta fighters backstage at Invicta FC 5, I figured I had to break protocol just this once. Because, regardless of whether you support Fallon Fox’s right to compete in MMA as a woman or not, you should know that when all is said and done, Fox might be a tad bit unstable as a human being. Who saw this coming, amiright?

That is of course, according to Invicta FC strawweight Bec Hyatt, who recently posted the following parable on her Facebook page. As stated by Hyatt, Fox was spotted lurking around the hotel lobby that several Invicta fighters were staying at on the morning of Invicta FC 5, presumably looking for a fight or at the very least, to stir some shit up. I’ll let Bec tell the story:

It’s true that Fallon & I had a “run in” on fight morning in the hotel lobby. Nothing physical, just an unwelcome distraction from my fight later that night. Long story short… I was on my phone Facebook training, as I do, when my husband told me to look up to the second floor balcony. Sure enough I was greeted by Fallon (along with another female fighter??) staring meanie daggers at me & if looks could kill… boy would I be dead LOL!! A Fallon Fox mean mug makes Jasminka Cive’s look child’s play ;)

As you’d all know though, I have a chip on my shoulder myself & am very stubborn, so I gladly partook in the silent staring contest for a minute or so until I inquired as to why she was actually staring at me. Fallon replied with “I’ll do what I want”, to which I laughed, said she is a joke & went back to my Facebook training in preparation of the nights contest. I can’t remember exactly what Fallon then said, but it was along the lines of “I’m coming down there” in an angrier tone & as she went to put on her jacket, Invicta Fighting Championships matchmaker Janet Martin came out of an elevator & started talking to me. When I looked back up, Fallon & her friend were gone. The second half of our exchange was caught on camera but I won’t be releasing it :)

To Fallon’s credit, she did apologize to me at the after party but it was an unwelcome distraction to my fight as when it all sunk in, I was actually more pissed off about what happened in the lobby then all the stuff my opponent had said to me LOL!! I couldn’t even enjoy my popcorn at the movies :( I’m only a 115lbs fighter but if I won’t back down to my much bigger & more skilled fighter husband, I certainly am not backing down to Fallon Fox!!

So what’s the moral of this story, kids? You can take the dick out of the girl, but…actually no, you can’t.

The story, which first started circulating on MiddleEasy’s Sunday Morning Rumor Mill last weekend, was quickly passed along to the UG by none other than Hyatt herself, who later stated that she only held off as long as she did to avoid giving Fox anymore publicity for her extracurricular activities than she has already received. Mission accomplished, you guys!

-J. Jones

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dranokills- April 24, 2013 at 8:54 pm
I agree with armfarmer, you need help pen fifteen.
but go somewhere else cause you are to stupid to live.
cursed5- April 24, 2013 at 8:12 pm
Pen Fifteen: the sole voice of reason in this otherwise douche-laden thread.
Thumblaster- April 24, 2013 at 3:39 pm
I'd have an extra 1 1/2"
crappiefloper- April 24, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Oh if there's a hole, you can fuck it.
And if its 2 inches, you wouldn't exactly have to be capt SwingDick to hit bottom
SnakeJake- April 24, 2013 at 7:47 am
About 20 percent of post-op transgenders regret their decision and do not feel happier after their operation. So I guess it comes as no surprise Fallon is a bit of a dick.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2004/jul/30/health.mentalhealth

And why choose an amateur porn name like Fallon Fox?
masterbaitntackle- April 24, 2013 at 7:07 am
@ armfarmer: you can have sex with it....they take your member and slice it down the middle like a swisher, and do some other weird shit to give the Fallon a twat....that's like two inches deep or some shit.....too much learning channel and national geographic
masterbaitntackle- April 24, 2013 at 7:02 am
@ Mr. M: I dunno....they're both pretty bad scenarios....It's kinda like do you wanna have lung cancer or AIDS? In the end, you're still fucked
ArmFarmer- April 24, 2013 at 6:59 am
Im still wondering if you can actually have sex with their mangled penis or if its just for lookin at. Id assume if you can, you gotta supply your own lube? Or do they manage to make it ooze up on its own somehow?
Mr_Misanthropy- April 24, 2013 at 12:31 am
so what's worse? Finding out the chick you just fucked was a dude or finding out the chick you almost fucked was a dude before he/ she dissed you and left with somebody else?
Thumblaster- April 23, 2013 at 6:58 pm
Fuck you penn you stupid fucking asshole . Go get on that dude rachel maddow's website and you to retards can talk about how great trannies, gay's, lesbians, illeagal aliens, welfare check recipients, and radical muslims are and how much straight white men are the devil. Seriosly fuck you, your the one thats filled with hate .
fucka fish- April 23, 2013 at 6:04 pm
All you Fallon Fox haters are just jealous that he had a bigger dick than yalls and he elected to cut it off!! But seriously, that dude should not be allowed to fight women, not because there is something wrong with him electing to look as closely to a women as possible, but because the science to turn a men completely into a women is not yet invented, so far he is just in a limbo, mentally he might think he is a chick, but biologically he is not. If he went and punched Bec in the face it would be just like when Shamrock punched that chick at the mall.
crappiefloper- April 23, 2013 at 5:21 pm
I don't have to tolerate a god damn thing, and I'm tired of this nation of up and coming pussies saying that I do.
Where is it written that because a person has a thought, idea, opinion, or wants to express themselves that anybody else has to give a fuck, let alone join hands and support them. fuck!
and more to the point, tranny hookers never actually come home with you, and if Holmes chopped his own cock off, then I'm pretty sure the beating arm bar throws on him ain't gonna be no big deal.
ArmFarmer- April 23, 2013 at 4:03 pm
I might need a therapist for a lot of reasons but that sure isnt one of them. You are the one that's not making a point.. What am i supposed to be defending here? What does violence towards transgenders have to do with me exactly?
SethF- April 23, 2013 at 3:54 pm
...and not a single sammich joke.
Pen Fifteen- April 23, 2013 at 3:49 pm
You don't know how to reply because I've exposed your argument for what it is: straight bigotry. You think your right to go to a bar and fuck anything that reads "woman" to you without fear of encountering someone who troubles your binary understanding of gender supercedes the right of other people to feel comfortable in their own bodies. Trans people are routinely victimized through physical violence that does not compare in the slightest to the mild embarassment you might have experienced when you found out you made out with someone who used to be a dude.

Sorry, but the 2 points you list below don't really constitute an argument; they are you treating public discourse about the rights of trans people as a way to exorcise your personal demons. Instead of ranting about how trans people are all a bunch of "sick freaks" who are trying to encroach on your "sexual freedom," why don't you trying get a fucking therapist?
ArmFarmer- April 23, 2013 at 3:45 pm
At what point did I ever say you should be allowed to physically assault a transgender? You provided a statistic, I provided a reason that it exists.
ArmFarmer- April 23, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Im not sure how to reply to that since you haven't attempted to make any kind of a point. Yes, your guess is correct.. Now what?
Pen Fifteen- April 23, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Let me put it this way: how badly should you be allowed to beat up a trans-women when you find out she used to be a dude after you took her home and planned to fuck her? Are you saying a black eye is OK, or does she deserve a straight-up death sentence for nearly tricking you into committing a homosexual act against your will? I just want to be sure I adequately understand your beliefs so I can be sure to give them the tolerance they deserve, just like I tolerate the beliefs of neo-Nazis or Scientologists or NAMBLA.
Alan K- April 23, 2013 at 3:32 pm
You see what you did by mentioning Fallon, Jared? You were just looking to stir up the hornet's nest, weren't you.
Pen Fifteen- April 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm
So, your argument for how trans people "negatively affect other people with their actions" comes down to:

1. "...When they start tricking straight dudes into committing homosexual acts against their will".

2. Trans-woman cagefighters (of which we have a lone example) beating up poor unsuspecting women.

Let me guess which of those 2 categories you fall in to.
Nealio- April 23, 2013 at 2:57 pm
Like OMG, fighters staring at each other? Next thing you know they will let them hit each other!
crappiefloper- April 23, 2013 at 1:37 pm
I'm ashamed to post on this site cause its fucking CP!
ArmFarmer- April 23, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Why the fuck would I be out protesting wage disparities.. I don't like some twisted freak screwing up my favorite sport and getting paid to ko women and then being praised for "courage" by idiots like you. How you equate my ranting on a website that id be ranting on regardless to me standing outside picketing some other random shit is beyond me. Maybe when im not spending a hundred or 2 a week to date a girl that pays for nothing ill care a little bit more about wage disparities. As for the topic at hand.. Im not tolerant of transgender people.. Oh no.. Sue me. I'm free to have my opinion and i've given valid reasons of how these people negatively affect others with their actions, if you don't like it then maybe you should learn to be a little more tolerant of my views. How bout that?
ArmFarmer- April 23, 2013 at 1:21 pm
I'll bet they do experience more violence when they start tricking straight dudes into committing homosexual acts against their will. Encroaching on the sexual freedom of others tends to piss people off. I find it offensive that im tricked into finding a man attractive, but im not a minority so who gives a fuck whats offensive to me right? You'll probably reply "oh they dont do that bla bla". Yeah, a lot of them do. Sorry its true, it affects others, and its not right. Im totally glb supportive, but not trans, and certainly not when living their lie harms other people.
ArmFarmer- April 23, 2013 at 1:17 pm
And pen fifteen, just to clarify, i already fucking covered that and explained why he gets no credit for that angle. Now go preach your close minded blanket "we must accept and praise everyone" pc bullshit somewhere else. Nobody gives a fuck about your dumbass opinion defending this piece of shit. She didn't disclose that she was a man, his previous opponents didn't know he was a man when they fought, the only reason anyone knows is because the truth surfaced on its own, and all hes doing now is continuing to exist and planning more professional woman beatings whilst harassing women below his weight class in his free time. What the fuck is courageous about any of that? We are just as embarassed that you are a member here i assure you, now you can kindly see yourself the fuck out and visit a different forum and cry to the 99% of their members that don't agree with men fighting women for money.
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