Affliction Has Even More Competition This Saturday
(Horrifying image courtesy of CelebrityBoxing.tv.)
It's bad enough that Affliction's "Day of Reckoning" show has to compete with the Antonio Margarito/Shane Mosley boxing match that's happening a half-hour away. Also vying for your entertainment dollar this Saturday night — live at the Ice Works Skating Complex in Aston, PA, and available on pay-per-view for $12.99 — is a Celebrity Boxing Federation match between former child star/radio personality Danny Bonaduce and former baseball star/'roid snitch Jose Canseco. While Canseco is 0-1 in CBF matches, having gotten his ass kicked by Vai Sikahema last July, Bonaduce has whipped a string of D-list stars in boxing events, including Donny Osmond, Barry Williams, and Bob Levy. Regarding the matchup, Bonaduce had this to say:
According to this profile of the Celebrity Boxing operation, CBF put on an event in November headlined by Phil "Bam's Dad" Margera and John Wayne "Dude Who Got His Dick Cut Off" Bobbitt. What can you say — they know what the people want. Sorry, Fedor, but I have a feeling you'll be beating Andrei Arlovski's ass in an empty arena. A laughably low-budget promo video for Bonaduce vs. Conseco is after the jump; props to CP reader Danny-Eyal for the tip.
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HitmanBert Says:
Bonadouche is a fucking joke.
Feed him to Lesner or Sapp maybe not Sapp he might win that one:)
Anonymous Says:
So who won Bobbit or Magera?
Juicehead Says:
This is about 15 miutes from my house. I will be home watching affliction though. Damn, the tough decisions in life.
Bas Rutten Says:
"Damn, the tough decisions in life." just about sums it up, ill be home watching affliction too.
KeN Says:
Get TIX NOW!
Anonymous Says:
WOW SIMPLY WOW! maybe THEY should get together with the XARM wtf ever that shit was and they might be able to pull 10 ppl into the seats!!
Darkside Says:
Sad thing is, i kinda wanna see this. How messed up is that?
Russ Says:
It would be like watching a train wreck in slow motion, a very drunken, roided out train wreck...
Contraband Says:
That Bobbit guys ex-wife married a german friend of mine her
name is now Lorena Cutacockoff
Anonymous Says:
i can't wait anyone know the line on this fight?
Dr. Says:
More like "Mouth to Mouth."
A Jose Canseco fight?? Tell me, you didn't pay money for this?
Dr. Says:
Yeah TIX!!! I need some TIX!!!
bpd Says:
This is like "Alien vs Predator". Whoever wins, we all lose.
Kadumel Says:
..///me demands caption contest on that picture...
And the winner is...
"As we break the relationship down, we can tell that Bonadouche is the 'butch', because he maintains his composure, while Canseco moves in for the slow but sensual kiss..."
NECROPHYTE Says:
Dude...Bonaduce is a red headed version of Mark Coleman when he gets mad...
Battle of the roid mongers
bonerjams 98 Says:
war ginger!!!!
bryan Says:
Dr. --
Awesome Ninja Turtle reference!
Anonymous Says:
The UFC showing UFC 91 the same night is meaningless to me. I mean do you want to see a great fight card live with the best fighter in the world competing or do you want to watch a replay of an event 3 months ago the results of which unless you live in a cave you already know where Brock Lesnar puts his WWE mark on the UFC heavyweight championship with his now three and one record.
Netterbog Says:
When I first saw the poster, I thought that the two were contestants a make-out contest -- with a special prize going to the couple who could make the audience gouge their own eyes out in horror.
PUF Guy Says:
And there's yet another awesome show goin' on that same night, starring me rasslin with your mom.
Horror Fighter Says:
You missed the real story. Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake is fighting. Look out, Brock. He'll choke you out, then shave your head.
Anonymous Says:
Id rather see Jose C. in the ring as compared to Yvel.
Not that Afflicted ever had my PPV money... but now it's sealed
UFC fan Says:
I love this stuff, I need a laugh, fuck it...I am gonna buy that.
I like danny, always have, don't mind admitting it, think he got a raw deal in life so fuck it take it out on everyone else.
GO Bonaduce Kick some ass! Beat that shit show of watching Fedor fight hasbeens.
Creamy CA Roll Says:
Anyone catch that homoerotic WWE clip on The Soup where they just sniff each other for like 2 minutes? That's the first thing that comes to mind when looking at that poster
Tyler Says:
I have to believe that "UFC fan" is really Dana White trying to do another smear campaign, because no one could possibly be that fucking dumb to post a comment like that and believe it.
UFC fan Says:
NO Tyler, I am not Dana White, I simply am not excited about a card full of UFC discards, and rejects.
Theres no one on that card that even lame ass tuf gay couldn't beat...or beat off, and hes a stupid ass-reaming salad tosser, so that tells you what I think about the fighters in ASSfliction.
SomeDude Says:
Celebrity Boxing is a guilty pleasure
Doph Says:
Are they eskimo kissing?
Anonymous Says:
Why are they kissing.
Tyler Says:
UFC fan contact the UFC and see if they filled the position for Dana's personal shoe shine boy because you'd be perfect.
Also while you are down on your knees shining his shoes you might as well service him like you obviously want to do.
Anonymous Says:
"battle of the roid monsters" is right. what a joke.
canseco got his ass handed to him by philly newscaster (and former football player) vai sikahema
Anonymous Says:
vai sikahema is prolly about the size of danny bonadouchebag. i believe he was a punt returner for the eagles. his fight with jose was stopped in the first, iirc. it was a sad display by jose, but i didn't have high expectations.
Anonymous Says:
This isn't even a question.
Brutus the Barber Beefcake > Fedor.
Bonadouche Says:
How sad is it that it takes roids to get up to 165lbs?
Jay Says:
The only way I watch this is if Bonaduce is allowed to get hopped up on PCP and Jose gets to shoot at him Evil Dead style to see if he can stop him before he gets his throat chewed out. Anything short of that, I'm out
player from the south Says:
this is one more reason fedor should be in the ufc . there i no way one guy can carry affliction. i dont know what his problem is ? if you wanna prove your the best , go to the best place to prove it ! pshhh he'd rather sit on the side lines competing with celebrity boxing ppv. give me a break...
BM2 Says:
The low-fi epic music is really in line with the "CBF" philosophy.
Anonymous Says:
Are you retarded? Seriously, it's not a rhetorical question - are you retarded?
Fedor is the number 1 ranked heavyweight fighter in the world and Arlovski is sitting at #2 (according to sherdog.com) ..
And Arlovski is not a "UFC has-been". He left the UFC on a 3 fight win streak, so it's not like he couldn't hack it. The UFC heavyweight division is garbage anyway.
If you'd rather watch celebrity boxing than the top 2 ranked heavyweights in the world fight each other, than honestly, you're certainly not an MMA fan.
Anonymous Says:
The picture of them are way too close to each other. I thought it was some gay stuff. Bonaduce wins by rage.
munson roy e Says:
was that a Raphael to Kasey Jones quote?! : )
UFC fan Says:
Hey Taylor you seem to have vast knowledge of dick-sucking why don't you show me how its done on your homo-boy Fedor, or maybe that dumbass anonymous who is sucking the assfliction cock along with you.