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Affliction Has Even More Competition This Saturday

 
(Horrifying image courtesy of CelebrityBoxing.tv.)

It’s bad enough that Affliction’s "Day of Reckoning" show has to compete with the Antonio Margarito/Shane Mosley boxing match that’s happening a half-hour away. Also vying for your entertainment dollar this Saturday night — live at the Ice Works Skating Complex in Aston, PA, and available on pay-per-view for $12.99 — is a Celebrity Boxing Federation match between former child star/radio personality Danny Bonaduce and former baseball star/’roid snitch Jose Canseco. While Canseco is 0-1 in CBF matches, having gotten his ass kicked by Vai Sikahema last July, Bonaduce has whipped a string of D-list stars in boxing events, including Donny Osmond, Barry Williams, and Bob Levy. Regarding the matchup, Bonaduce had this to say:

"I have beaten drugs, I have beaten alcohol, and I believe I have beaten being a man of bad character. I’m 5’6," 165 lbs. He is 6’6," 265 lbs. It’s the only thing left for me. I will beat the giant."

According to this profile of the Celebrity Boxing operation, CBF put on an event in November headlined by Phil "Bam’s Dad" Margera and John Wayne "Dude Who Got His Dick Cut Off" Bobbitt. What can you say — they know what the people want. Sorry, Fedor, but I have a feeling you’ll be beating Andrei Arlovski‘s ass in an empty arena. A laughably low-budget promo video for Bonaduce vs. Conseco is after the jump; props to CP reader Danny-Eyal for the tip. 



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UFC fan- January 23, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Hey Taylor you seem to have vast knowledge of dick-sucking why don't you show me how its done on your homo-boy Fedor, or maybe that dumbass anonymous who is sucking the assfliction cock along with you.
munson roy e- January 23, 2009 at 6:58 am
was that a Raphael to Kasey Jones quote?! : )
Anonymous- January 23, 2009 at 12:06 am
The picture of them are way too close to each other. I thought it was some gay stuff. Bonaduce wins by rage.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Are you retarded? Seriously, it's not a rhetorical question - are you retarded?

Fedor is the number 1 ranked heavyweight fighter in the world and Arlovski is sitting at #2 (according to sherdog.com) ..

And Arlovski is not a "UFC has-been". He left the UFC on a 3 fight win streak, so it's not like he couldn't hack it. The UFC heavyweight division is garbage anyway.

If you'd rather watch celebrity boxing than the top 2 ranked heavyweights in the world fight each other, than honestly, you're certainly not an MMA fan.
BM2- January 22, 2009 at 8:44 pm
The low-fi epic music is really in line with the "CBF" philosophy.
player from the south- January 22, 2009 at 8:38 pm
this is one more reason fedor should be in the ufc . there i no way one guy can carry affliction. i dont know what his problem is ? if you wanna prove your the best , go to the best place to prove it ! pshhh he'd rather sit on the side lines competing with celebrity boxing ppv. give me a break...
Jay- January 22, 2009 at 7:22 pm
The only way I watch this is if Bonaduce is allowed to get hopped up on PCP and Jose gets to shoot at him Evil Dead style to see if he can stop him before he gets his throat chewed out. Anything short of that, I'm out
Bonadouche- January 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
How sad is it that it takes roids to get up to 165lbs?
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 6:40 pm
This isn't even a question.

Brutus the Barber Beefcake > Fedor.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm
vai sikahema is prolly about the size of danny bonadouchebag. i believe he was a punt returner for the eagles. his fight with jose was stopped in the first, iirc. it was a sad display by jose, but i didn't have high expectations.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 5:33 pm
"battle of the roid monsters" is right. what a joke.
canseco got his ass handed to him by philly newscaster (and former football player) vai sikahema
Tyler- January 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm
UFC fan contact the UFC and see if they filled the position for Dana's personal shoe shine boy because you'd be perfect.
Also while you are down on your knees shining his shoes you might as well service him like you obviously want to do.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Why are they kissing.
Doph- January 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Are they eskimo kissing?
SomeDude- January 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Celebrity Boxing is a guilty pleasure
UFC fan- January 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm
NO Tyler, I am not Dana White, I simply am not excited about a card full of UFC discards, and rejects.
Theres no one on that card that even lame ass tuf gay couldn't beat...or beat off, and hes a stupid ass-reaming salad tosser, so that tells you what I think about the fighters in ASSfliction.
Tyler- January 22, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I have to believe that "UFC fan" is really Dana White trying to do another smear campaign, because no one could possibly be that fucking dumb to post a comment like that and believe it.
Creamy CA Roll- January 22, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Anyone catch that homoerotic WWE clip on The Soup where they just sniff each other for like 2 minutes? That's the first thing that comes to mind when looking at that poster
UFC fan- January 22, 2009 at 2:27 pm
I love this stuff, I need a laugh, fuck it...I am gonna buy that.
I like danny, always have, don't mind admitting it, think he got a raw deal in life so fuck it take it out on everyone else.
GO Bonaduce Kick some ass! Beat that shit show of watching Fedor fight hasbeens.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Id rather see Jose C. in the ring as compared to Yvel.

Not that Afflicted ever had my PPV money... but now it's sealed
Horror Fighter- January 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm
You missed the real story. Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake is fighting. Look out, Brock. He'll choke you out, then shave your head.
PUF Guy- January 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm
And there's yet another awesome show goin' on that same night, starring me rasslin with your mom.
Netterbog- January 22, 2009 at 1:37 pm
When I first saw the poster, I thought that the two were contestants a make-out contest -- with a special prize going to the couple who could make the audience gouge their own eyes out in horror.
Anonymous- January 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm
The UFC showing UFC 91 the same night is meaningless to me. I mean do you want to see a great fight card live with the best fighter in the world competing or do you want to watch a replay of an event 3 months ago the results of which unless you live in a cave you already know where Brock Lesnar puts his WWE mark on the UFC heavyweight championship with his now three and one record.
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