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After 5 Hours at the Dentist, Randy Couture is A-OK Following Career-Ending KO

(YouTube/MMA30tv)

Any time you watch a 47-year-old man get kicked in the face by a levitating karate master – man, if we only had a nickel for every time that happens, right? – you have to wonder how the elder statesman is going to bounce back from it. In the case of Randy Couture, he appears to be recovering nicely. Aside from a small bruise under his eye, the newly retired “Natural” seems in great spirits when he meets up with MMA30’s Dave Fara at a gala event for the Xtreme Couture  GI Foundation, which seeks to raise money for wounded vets. Couture also looks fully in control of his faculties, as evidenced when he correctly uses the word “assimilate” in casual conversation.

The teeth however, were more of a problem. In the above vid, listen to Couture discuss the five-plus hours he spent at the dentist getting his pearly-white Hollywood-level choppers realigned. All that, and he even has to go back for more. Nonetheless, The Old Man is taking it in stride, relating to Fara that Lyoto Machida put in a personal phone call to him a couple of days after the fight to make sure he was OK. Couture laughs off the Steven Seagal angle, keeps right on using the word “cat” as much as possible (which is only slightly less annoying than when guys in MMA insist on calling everyone “kid”) and  even comments on rumors he personally took out Osama bin Laden. “It was a long plane ride,” says Couture. So you know, (if you’ll excuse the phrase) business as usual. Now if we could just do something about the epaulets on his dress blazer …

The rest of Couture’s quotes are after the jump, followed by a bevy of other Las Vegas-based fighters making appearances to pay homage to the 14-year vet. And damn, check out the jacket on Ray Sefo at 4:15. Looking good.

“I had a rough day yesterday,” Couture says. “Got the teeth fixed yesterday. Five and a half hours in the dental chair. My lip is still a little swollen (and) I still feel like I’m talking a little funny, but (it’s) temporarily fixed now. The real bridge comes in a week and we’ll be back up and running.”

When asked by Fara what it was like to be feted by 55,000 strong at Rogers Centre during his final fight, Couture admits it was hard to wrap his mind around the whole thing. Especially that last part. The part with the flying crane kick.

“It was a little surreal,” he says. “It almost doesn’t sink in when it’s happening, you have to kind of sit back and reflect on it later. It was an amazing experience. Lyoto was a terrific competitor, obviously he’s a tremendous athlete. He’s everything he was billed to be, he’s elusive (and) he’s hard to get a handle on. That kick, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone set up that kick in competition. It’s been kind of the year for those strange kicks.”

Stick around for the full nine minutes and you’ll also get to hear from Ryan Couture, Sefo, Tyson Griffin, Frank Mir, Jay Glazer and some dude who looks like he just wandered off the set of “21 Jump Street” who claims to be Mike Pyle.

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Dagnut- May 11, 2011 at 8:13 am
Awesome ...and you're not even a rapper
dranokills- May 11, 2011 at 6:43 am
get over it doughnut. Seagal rocks ...and you suck cocks. see how I did that? yeaaaaaa dats right.
Dagnut- May 11, 2011 at 1:43 am
@ Dranokills...no but you are the only one who looks like a complete simpleton for believing the Seagull stunt.
dranokills- May 10, 2011 at 9:24 pm
Am I the only one who saw Mike Pyle and thought " who is that faggot"?
RwilsonR- May 10, 2011 at 2:34 pm
'Cat' is still better than guys who call everyone 'chief' or 'boss.'
intercept440- May 10, 2011 at 1:07 pm
tyson griffin looks like a midget version of randy orton...am i right?
intercept440- May 10, 2011 at 12:44 pm
i was wondering when dave farra would show up on CP again...he hasnt been seen since what ?? when fowlkes left?..
i listen to him and his buddy's morning radio on the drive inot vegas everyday.. amusing..
FrontKick Dentist- May 10, 2011 at 11:47 am
The ufc's new insurance is covering a beautiful set of gold-plated retirement dentures.
LOKI- May 10, 2011 at 11:34 am
Handy is to 'Cat' as Brock is to 'Buddy'
jimbonics- May 10, 2011 at 10:57 am
You're just blah, blah, gay sex, blah, blah, Congress!
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