(Props: Brian Rule)
You loved him in "Wandy Throws the Hooks" — now, noted MMA impressionist Anderson Silva is back with this tribute to Bruce Lee. You’ll be amazed at his mimicry of broken-English kung fu dubbing, and his classic towel-as-nunchaku routine will bring a tear to your eye. Buy your tickets today!
Is your search engine so frustrating that it feels like you’re being continuously tapped out by Rashad Evans while a retarded referee sits by and does nothing to help you? No, because you use Google? Oh. Well then this commerical will make no sense to you. Maybe the next installment could be a death match between Brock Lesnar and Ask Jeeves…
(Props: MMA Mania)
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson sends a special shout-out to his fans after re-pimping his website, and declares it preposterous that people think he’s ducking Machida, or that he’s afraid of "some karate guy." He just has unfinished business with Mr. Armripper up there. Good enough for us, although there’s a DVD set that Rampage should probably watch, at the very least. And finally…
Mike Brown‘s WEC championship belt to female fan: Out my way, bitch.