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Afternoon Video Dump: Cris Cyborg Is the Baddest Bitch Ever, Clay Guida Trash-Talks Diego Sanchez + More

(Props: MMA Worldwide via MMA Fanhouse)

Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos is a passionate, passionate woman. In fact, she’s so passionate that when the interviewer in the above video asks an innocent question about how long it would take her to choke out Gina Carano (skip to the 4:13 mark), Cyborg sinks in a rear-naked and squeezes until her male training partners have to drag her off. The interviewer eventually comes to, and when he sort of figures out what happened ("I was sleeping?"), he’s so terrified that he goes on record saying that Santos will beat Carano on August 15th. This is what Cris Cyborg does to non-biased journalists — she fucking ruins them.

After the jump: If Diego Sanchez thinks Clay Guida is just going to lay on him this Saturday, he’s "terribly confused"; Dana White says Brock Lesnar "could possibly be the best heavyweight in UFC history"; and our friend Joanne of the MMA Girls takes us through the heel hook.

(Clay Guida gives his take on Diego Sanchez. Props: planetamma.)

(Dana White discusses Brock Lesnar. Props: MMA Mania)

(I’d watch this girl tap out the phone book. Props:

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Onan- June 17, 2009 at 11:25 am
The cleverness never stops here on Cagepotato. All the "Cris Cyborg has a penis" jokes are classics man....classics.

Oh, and I wonder where all this sturm und drang was when Frank Shamrock choked out that guy on the radio...

I'm looking for Cyborg to knock Gina out in the first round. Should be good a good fight regardless.
Kadumel- June 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
And sometimes Jay Smith wants to kiss the nuts of anyone new to this site who dont know what a douchebag he is. Of course most people know its staged, he hands the other woman in the video his mike. That does not make it any less of a stupid thing to do, just ask Matt Hughes if choking someone just because they ask is a good idea. And it is never a good idea to choke someone until they are completely out because you never know what that person's body will do.
Jay Smith- June 17, 2009 at 9:29 am
@ Mexico Dragon
You'll have to excuse some of these retarded, ready to fly off the handle, non fightin, big mouth pussies on this site. They don't seem to realize that the reporter getting choked out is staged. Just ignore my fellow CP visitors. Sometimes they just want to sound sooooo fuckin tough.
Mr. Everything- June 17, 2009 at 7:34 am
I thought that video was pretty funny, actually, especially Cyborg's completely deadpan reaction to putting the guy to sleep.

"oh no. he is out."
Kadumel- June 17, 2009 at 6:53 am

Its a running joke on the Freebeer and Hotwings show. The one guy Zane doesnt think any woman can beat him up and he always follows that up with Dumb sluts. Its a dumb joke.
Perma- June 17, 2009 at 12:08 am
24 seconds mark of the mma girls video... u all can thank me later
Squirrelnuts- June 16, 2009 at 11:39 pm
fwoar, that was a full on choke. How fuckin stupid is she? She just committed assault on camera and laughed about it afterwards, haha. Dude shoulda tapped.
averagejoe- June 16, 2009 at 11:26 pm
While I agree it was kind of fucked up to just choke out that interviewer, but what's up with this - "its a proven fact no woman can beat up a man. Dumb sluts." Go on youtube - that shit just happens sometimes. Some women are badasses. Some dudes... aren't. It's ok. Don't worry.
Mike Milbury- June 16, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Clearly, Diego is confused. Hug-and-pray is different from Lay-and-pray.
Dante- June 16, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Soda Popinski- June 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm
cyborg looks like fozzie bear.

gina is dead.
Aenarion- June 16, 2009 at 7:04 pm
What a bitch! Choking out a reporter is nooooot cool.
Disco Doug- June 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm
after waking he probably complained of his anus hurting after the camera stopped rolling.
SSTT- June 16, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Cyborg is going to destroy Carano.
Goog- June 16, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Anyone remember David Schultz back in the day open-hand slapping a reporter for insinuating wrestling was fake? An entire universe of legal shit erupted over that. Maybe this was set up, maybe not. But in today's litigious climate, you should keep your disgusting man hands to yourself.

By the way, Gina Carano can't lose this fight. And by that, I mean even if she pulls a Tim Sylvia and falls on the first punch and then gets choked into a coma... when she wakes up, the entire straight male population, and probably even a few gay ones, will still want to fuck her brains out and would watch her even if she went on a 15 fight losing streak. In the same sense, Guyborg can't possibly do anything that would win me over... except maybe fail a drug test and kill the ref, earning a lifetime ban and some jail time. I still wouldn't like her, but I could like that she's gone. If she goes 50-0 over the next couple years, I'll still look forward to the day where guys can have what they want - good looking ladies brawling it out. None of this model vs. lumberjack shit.
Just A Wrestler- June 16, 2009 at 6:13 pm
i hope carano wins because that video wouldve been half as long if the bitch spoke english
Miles- June 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm
poor dude didn't even know about tapping out or he would've
AliveMMA- June 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm
First that guy didn't know the correct defense for Cyborg's gay choke.

Second, let her try that on the street for real, without sneeking up on someone like a douche. If it was me, I'd bust her stupid ass with Bas Rutten's Choke Defense/SLAM with 250 lbs coming down on her mangina.
AliveMMA- June 16, 2009 at 5:39 pm
War Cyborg whoring herself out in vegas, claiming she's a woman.
Kadumel- June 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
And for the record I seriously hope Sanchez ends Guidas career. After the Diaz fight I could not wish more for something bad to happen to a fighter. Ok so I dont want anything bad to happen I just wish someone would knock him out when he goes all Energizer blanket on them. Please Diego make it happen.
Kadumel- June 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
Kadumel- June 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I would straight beast on that bitch trying to choke me out, I dont fucking care how tough she is its a proven fact no woman can beat up a man. Dumb sluts.
Old_Bald_and_Irish- June 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Oh please....

I'm so disappointed to see that Cyborg is one of those dumb chicks that put makeup on BEFORE they go to the gym.

...on the other hand, they wouldn't let her in the Ladies Locker Room without it.
LittleDoomsday- June 16, 2009 at 4:45 pm
It pisses me off that everyone keeps calling Cyborg a woman. She clearly is a man that underwent a sex change. It is obvious. Brazilian and Thai do that shit all the time.
Mexico Dragon- June 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Dont you guys see that he wanted her to choke him? It was a setup. Like he made the comment that women arent strong enough or whatever, then he gets choked. I just think he didnt realize he would go to sleep. He even hands the mic off to the off camera lady.....