The cleverness never stops here on Cagepotato. All the "Cris Cyborg has a penis" jokes are classics man....classics.

Oh, and I wonder where all this sturm und drang was when Frank Shamrock choked out that guy on the radio...

I'm looking for Cyborg to knock Gina out in the first round. Should be good a good fight regardless.

And sometimes Jay Smith wants to kiss the nuts of anyone new to this site who dont know what a douchebag he is. Of course most people know its staged, he hands the other woman in the video his mike. That does not make it any less of a stupid thing to do, just ask Matt Hughes if choking someone just because they ask is a good idea. And it is never a good idea to choke someone until they are completely out because you never know what that person's body will do.

@ Mexico Dragon
You'll have to excuse some of these retarded, ready to fly off the handle, non fightin, big mouth pussies on this site. They don't seem to realize that the reporter getting choked out is staged. Just ignore my fellow CP visitors. Sometimes they just want to sound sooooo fuckin tough.

I thought that video was pretty funny, actually, especially Cyborg's completely deadpan reaction to putting the guy to sleep.

"oh no. he is out."

@AverageJoe

Its a running joke on the Freebeer and Hotwings show. The one guy Zane doesnt think any woman can beat him up and he always follows that up with Dumb sluts. Its a dumb joke.

24 seconds mark of the mma girls video... u all can thank me later

fwoar, that was a full on choke. How fuckin stupid is she? She just committed assault on camera and laughed about it afterwards, haha. Dude shoulda tapped.

While I agree it was kind of fucked up to just choke out that interviewer, but what's up with this - "its a proven fact no woman can beat up a man. Dumb sluts." Go on youtube - that shit just happens sometimes. Some women are badasses. Some dudes... aren't. It's ok. Don't worry.

Clearly, Diego is confused. Hug-and-pray is different from Lay-and-pray.

WAR GUIDA!!!

cyborg looks like fozzie bear.

gina is dead.

What a bitch! Choking out a reporter is nooooot cool.

after waking he probably complained of his anus hurting after the camera stopped rolling.

Cyborg is going to destroy Carano.

Anyone remember David Schultz back in the day open-hand slapping a reporter for insinuating wrestling was fake? An entire universe of legal shit erupted over that. Maybe this was set up, maybe not. But in today's litigious climate, you should keep your disgusting man hands to yourself.

By the way, Gina Carano can't lose this fight. And by that, I mean even if she pulls a Tim Sylvia and falls on the first punch and then gets choked into a coma... when she wakes up, the entire straight male population, and probably even a few gay ones, will still want to fuck her brains out and would watch her even if she went on a 15 fight losing streak. In the same sense, Guyborg can't possibly do anything that would win me over... except maybe fail a drug test and kill the ref, earning a lifetime ban and some jail time. I still wouldn't like her, but I could like that she's gone. If she goes 50-0 over the next couple years, I'll still look forward to the day where guys can have what they want - good looking ladies brawling it out. None of this model vs. lumberjack shit.

i hope carano wins because that video wouldve been half as long if the bitch spoke english

poor dude didn't even know about tapping out or he would've

First that guy didn't know the correct defense for Cyborg's gay choke.

Second, let her try that on the street for real, without sneeking up on someone like a douche. If it was me, I'd bust her stupid ass with Bas Rutten's Choke Defense/SLAM with 250 lbs coming down on her mangina.

OMG, CYBORG AND CRYSTAL BUSTOS SHOULD GET A ROOM.
War Cyborg whoring herself out in vegas, claiming she's a woman.

And for the record I seriously hope Sanchez ends Guidas career. After the Diaz fight I could not wish more for something bad to happen to a fighter. Ok so I dont want anything bad to happen I just wish someone would knock him out when he goes all Energizer blanket on them. Please Diego make it happen.

Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

I would straight beast on that bitch trying to choke me out, I dont fucking care how tough she is its a proven fact no woman can beat up a man. Dumb sluts.

Oh please....

I'm so disappointed to see that Cyborg is one of those dumb chicks that put makeup on BEFORE they go to the gym.

...on the other hand, they wouldn't let her in the Ladies Locker Room without it.

It pisses me off that everyone keeps calling Cyborg a woman. She clearly is a man that underwent a sex change. It is obvious. Brazilian and Thai do that shit all the time.

Dont you guys see that he wanted her to choke him? It was a setup. Like he made the comment that women arent strong enough or whatever, then he gets choked. I just think he didnt realize he would go to sleep. He even hands the mic off to the off camera lady.....

Rear naked choke, i dont have a problem with this. Cris Cyborgs penis rubbing on my arse while she chokes me = BIG PROBLEM

I don't have a major problem with choking people out or being choked out when I'm training, but it's a bad idea to just grab some random person off the street and just put them out. She's fucking lucky he saw the funny side of that.

Can you imagine what would happen if some interviewer asked a boxer/kickboxer/MMA fighter what they were going to do in their next bout and they just clocked them and laid them spark out, saying "Pretty much that... probably call them a bitch when they hit the floor..." Fucking bad move Cris.

oh yeah, joanne is cute, but her heel hook is not.

@Emo Sux

in full agreement

I am with goog, that was stupid as fuck for her to lay hands on a non-training person, it is against the law actually, he could sue her and the owner of that shit gym. that bitch is crazy. I woulda been pissed off.
Dude could have had a medical condition or some shit, what a goofy fucking move that was, Cyborg is a dumb cunt, I hope Gina beats her to a pulp and she retires.

personally I'd sue the bitch because that shit would haunt me for a loooooooooonnnngggg time.

Wow, that was over the top. After she chokes him out and lets go, her makes an "oops" facial expression. What else did she think was going to happen when she cut off the flow of blood to that poor journalist's brain? She's a weird chick.

Jeffro Says:
Tue, 06/16/2009 - 13:30


For some reason, I am wondering what Cyborgs vagina looks like. Do you think she keeps up with the Brasialian wax?


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I hate you for the images you put in my head.

& agreed Guida by tko in the second round.

Cyborg? That is just a man in make-up. Where's the actual female MMA fighter?

That guy could fucking sue her for that. Who does that? WTF? And why isn't she[?] speaking English like when she does the voice of Optimus Prime?

Dude should've kicked cyborg in the nuts. That would show him.

Mayhem is right on all counts. Guida by tko in the second round.

For some reason, I am wondering what Cyborgs vagina looks like. Do you think she keeps up with the Brasialian wax?

Fucking invalid parameters

god joanne is fucking hot. you can see her pink panties for a quick second in her video.

Cyborg is a beast....
Guida will beat Diego....
MMA girls are kind hot....
All good stuff!

That dude looks funny with lipstick on

Why is it so hard for people to understand that Cyborg is a fuckin Vato. Cyborg Vs Diaz would be awsome. Make it happen Coker!!!!

how the fuck does that make her a bad bitch? i could take 5 minutes to teach my mom a rnc and she could choke that poof out in 5 seconds too. go chop your weener off cyborg

TUF 11= 16 145lb women in the UK vs US format. I'd watch.

Invalid Parameters.

Cris Cyborg is Drago. Brutal.Good chance of winning.

that interview was beyond bizarre. what the fuck is wrong with cyborg? TESTOSTERONE!!! and lots of it!

Winner of Carano/Cyborg vs Scott "Lionheart" Blevin for the Strikeforce Womens' Championship.