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(Props: Cyberplex)

"Ryan’s mentioning that he thinks that I’ll cut down on my flashiness? That’s what he’s afraid of. So that’s exactly what I’ll probably give him the most, is a lot of weird, unorthodox techniques that he’s never seen, even in wrestling."

So says light-heavyweight contender Jon Jones, who’s set to face off against Ryan Bader in a high-profile matchup at UFC 126: Silva vs. Belfort on Super Bowl weekend. In his most recent fights against Vladimir Matyushenko, Brandon Vera, and Matt Hamill, Jones simplified his gameplan so that he was pretty much just taking guys down with his Greco throws then smashing them with elbows and punches until the ref pulled him off. Bader will be expecting that, which may be why Jones is promising brand-new techniques. But what can he throw that he hasn’t shown us already? Is there such a thing as a spinning-flying-knee?  

After the jump: Chuck Liddell‘s guest-spot on Blue Mountain State (damn right it’s horrible!), Michael Schiavello repeats his catch-phrase over and over again, and MMA makes it onto Comedy Central’s brand-new Sportsdome series. Sort of.

(Props: HDNetFights)

(Props: TheOnion)

Hmm. This isn’t going to help correct the ridiculous stereotype that most MMA matches end in death due to metal hands. Then again, this is pretty hilarious. Sportsdome premieres tonight at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

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Coneblazer- January 16, 2011 at 5:24 pm
@RPS13 - "who the fuck is irene and why does she always go to sleep at the best part of the fight" LOL !!! ..... Its his wife and shes heard it all before
dranokills- January 11, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Ballkick Says:
Wed, 01/12/2011 - 09:02

Bones Jones will very quickly end Bader's unbeaten streak,....look for a lopsided beating.
oh yeah? You care to bet a penis cobbler on it pal?
Ballkick- January 11, 2011 at 10:02 pm
Bones Jones will very quickly end Bader's unbeaten streak,....look for a lopsided beating.

P.S. The onion sucks
RPS13- January 11, 2011 at 8:41 pm
who the fuck is irene and why does she always go to sleep at the best part of the fight
DangadaDang- January 11, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Now how is Chuck supposed to become a legitimate Hollywood star without spitting lines like: "We've got company"
LAS- January 11, 2011 at 4:58 pm
Michael Schiavello uses more shitty puns than Michael Schiavello.
danomite- January 11, 2011 at 3:49 pm
I'm on a personal mission to find the Schiavello trifecta: "THE BIG KABOSH! CAN HE FIND THE FINISH?! GOOD NIGHT IRENE!" all in one fight.
LJM- January 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm
@Videodrome The Onion show is about things that didn't happen. The Daily Show is about things that do happen. So it's really not like the Daily Show, or any other pretend news show.
DARKHORSE06- January 11, 2011 at 3:02 pm
Holy Fucking Shit! Chuck's shit acting is 1000000000000000 times better than Randy's in the Expendables. And I mean 100000000000000000 times better. They need to have an act off at UFC 132.
Smitty- January 11, 2011 at 2:47 pm
I got a boner for Jones vs Bader. Is that gay?
MediocreThreat- January 11, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Mauro Ranallo
Videodrome_NOW- January 11, 2011 at 2:20 pm
The Onion can suck my balls. So now we have a "Daily Show" about sports that don't fucking matter. Good Night, Irene!
Koeikan- January 11, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Never thought I'd see Chuck on a TV show and have him across as the best actor.
Fried Taco- January 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Nice to see BMS is stealing ideas for their show from my Twitter.
jimbonics- January 11, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I'll admit it. I clicked the RSS button and saw penis cobbler, and well... here I am.