Afternoon Video Dump: UFC 97 In-Depth, Der Fuhrer Is Unhappy + More
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Lots to point your eyeballs at today. First, there's the above extended trailer for the UFC's next pay-per-view event, #97 in Montreal on April 18th. The theme, of course, is "Redemption" — Anderson Silva wants to make up for his unsatisfying last performance against Patrick Cote, while Mauricio Rua and Chuck Liddell battle to regain their relevence. The best moment comes at the 4:41 mark, where Thales Leites says "He has to kill me, you know, or I will take this belt," and Silva gives the camera a look that says it all: Which do you think is more likely to happen?
Below: The best MMA-related video remix we've seen all year. In this take on the much-parodied "Hitler blowup" scene from Downfall, Adolf's underlings have to explain to him why Fedor Emelianenko won't be fighting in the UFC. It doesn't go well.
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After the jump: Bruce Buffer hints that an unprecedented 360-degree Buffer Turn could be in our future, and Rashad Evans discusses his transition to movie-fighting on the set of Death Warrior.
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Juice Says:
First
Juice Says:
Or not.
BitchJ Penn Says:
damn that was some funny shit there!
Dave W Says:
I'm looking forward to see how Buffer can outdo himself.
He might just give himself a heart attack.
McClaniac Says:
Why did they have Kermit the Frog interpret Portugese for Shogun?
Just Saying Says:
The plot for death warrior is so cliched and played out.
White shouldn't let his fighters participate in such terrible sounding movies that will wreck their reputations.
Anonymouse Says:
Eich bein ein root kooly-schriber!!!
Stevia Addict Says:
I'm just going to say it. That Hitler makes alot of sense.
Gabmonta Says:
Easily the funniest video I have seen on the fight game.
NinJay Says:
Kermit the Frog.......ahahahhaha
Hollywood Sucks Says:
An extremely gifted American Martial Artist named Chuck Segal accidently kills his opponent during a bloody cagefighting tournament in Japan.
He vows to quit fighting in order to never hurt anybody again.
He moves back to America and gets married to the mother of his son.
Dana Black, an evil bald fight promoter who sports an eyepatch and suffers from tourettes syndrome kidnaps Chuck's wife and only son in order to persuade Chuck to get back in the ring against the only person he ever lost to in his career, Jet Chan.
Dana Black tells him he must throw the fight and lose, if he wasnt his wife and son to live. The only problem... They must fight til the death.
If Chuck wants his family to live, he must die.
If Chuck doesn't wanna die, his family won't live.
If Chuck wants him and his family to live, he's shit out of luck, unless he can achieve... The Impossible.
The Impossible - Straight to DVD release 22-June-09.
NinJay Says:
Ok that's just fucking stupid, Hollywood. Go back the the drawing board.
Stevia Addict Says:
I could listen to Buffer talk about the genesis of the 180 all day. Imagine how safe you'd feel in his arms. If he pulls off the 360, somebody better check that man's urine.
Just Saying Says:
@ Hollywood Sucks
As dumb as that idea sounds, it sounds a lot better than most MMA movies.
Douchey McDoucherton Says:
I too would shit myself if Buffer pulled off the 360. Better yet 720 with a front kick. Think about Bruce....lengendary.
Anonymous Says:
fuck rashad evans. He's good and all but fuck em. I cant wait for Lyoto to karate chop that fool in hald
Anonymous Says:
Watching MMA stars stage fight scenes in movies it like masterbating to cartoons or making love to a blow up doll. It isnt real....but its still fun...sorta of.....
CanadianProduce Says:
" INSERT FUNNY COMMENT HERE "
Just give me a fucking shirt ben, please. I told some people that I got it already, I can't look like a fool this weekend.
WarpedAcorn Says:
I'm assuming the Buffer 360 will lead to the Buffer-Walk-Along-The-Top-Of-The-Cage in the near future.
Sammich Says:
The only way I would even be vaguely amused by the Buffer 360 is if he fell and had a compound fracture that sent his shin bone through his pants leg. That seems morbid, but Bruce needs to thank his better half-brother Micheal everyday for not taking his work.
LukeTheDuke Says:
It must be so awkward for Joe and Dana to try and talk up people who are fighting A. Silva.
Stupid N00b Says:
I love the Buffer 180, and I hear the Buffer 360 is going to blow us all away.
Rault Says:
That Hitler parody was fucking win.
I Says:
Hitler has redeemed himself in my eyes.
That guy Says:
It's not often I say this but I know just how Hitler feels
Your Fucking Father Says:
Ok I admit I laughed at CanadianProduce that time. OK I laughed...but he is still a douchebag. But that was his most original comment yet.
bitteralex Says:
jeez... hitler doesn't seem like such a bad guy anymore..
i can sure relate to what he's going through...
i did shit my pants when i got a peek at the buffer 360...
and if he busts that out at ufc 100 i will jizz in my pants...
Brandon Says:
MAGNUM!!
C Nitty Says:
dana looks like he's getting fat
Bootylam! Says:
He's the ring announcer. Just announce and get the fuck out of there. I didn't pay to see you acting like a jackass. Besides, he ain't shit compared to his brother (silky smooth and unforced, unlike Bruce) or the best ring announcer of all, Lupe Contreras. (Just hear him once and you shall believe.) Quien es el mas macho?
Bootylam! Says:
Oh, and how many times has he mistakenly yelled "UFC ___weight championship!" when it wasn't even a title fight? Lay off the sauce before announcing, buddy.
moo moo Says:
i think if bruce buffer did the 360 and told me to go for guys i would be gayer than seth petruzelli i would do anything that man told me too..... ANYTHING
and im kinda a hitler fan now is that a bad thing?
Tbadora Says:
If this is how Hitler would react to Fedor not getting into the UFC, then imagine how Stalin would take it!
Quasicholo Says:
I'm siding Der Fuhrer on this one.
JiMMA Says:
All you Buffer haters; Hide under your desk or in the corner in your cubicle, hit 'Loop' on the Buffer video, then go ahead and cry yourself a river and jerk off with your tears!
Seriously though, Buffer is the man. If I ever see the Buffer 360 I'll die a happy man.
UFC fan Says:
Hitler was fool for fedor like all the rest of his fans.
And before you hate, just think......
so how did it all work out for Hitler? huh? huh? huh?
still wanna be like Hitler? yeah you buncha haters :)
So learn from this, only dictators, and dead fucks...and dead fucking DICKtators like fedor, so you bitches think about that now you hear me?
Aussiejosh Says:
soon bruce Buffer is going to make it all about himself like dana and have a "UFC Bruce buffer blog" with nothing regarding the UFC...hey maybe Bruse is not married and tied down with kids? Maybe he is tapping some fine 18 year old ass in the front seats of his Ferrari? Bruce.....Make a video blog! And do the 360! Or maybe the girl who turnd 18 today is going to do the
360 on your dick tonight!?
Give Anderson.... Says:
As much as i love A.Silva i think hes getting a bit of an ego. Though i cant blame him looka t his recent opponents(not taking anything away from them).
I meen wheres the excitement in these fights whats the story or motive behind these matches.....Give him Yushin, He's beaten The spider (DQ but a win is a win)
tor perhaps D.Maia a more deocrated BJJ fight than Leites i.m.o.
Leites is good but really when has there been talk about him going around the way
theres been talk about Maia. The UFC is the greatest MMA org. around but c'mon
Leites?!?!?! the card's name is redemption let Anderson Redeem himself and try
to get a win over Y.Okami
nate b Says:
seems like it could be an akward night if buffer pulls off the 360 at ufc 100.
Joe: "holy s**t did you see that?"
Goldie: "certainly did joe it was...what the f***? did you just sh** your pants?"
smashfacekillah Says:
Hitlers a dick but hes right Dana get off of your high horse.
RickyRobbie Says:
Wanderlei vs Chuck happened way to late.