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With the Aid of Twitter, Arianny Celeste Bravely Chronicles a Life Spent in Bikinis

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(Just killing time between fights at UFC 99. I hear Mike Goldberg spends his down time at events in the exact same way.)

So you thought Twitter was only useful in keeping the world up to date on the civil strife inside Iran?  Not so, my friends.  It can also be used to post pictures of yourself in your capacity as a “professional hot chick," and nobody, but nobody, does that better than Arianny Celeste.  We’ll say this for Arianny’s twitter account: even if you don’t know what you’re looking for, you can be pretty damn sure of what you’re going to find. 

After the jump, some of Arianny’s finest moments in the delicate art of taking pictures of herself and then posting them to the internet for no real reason.  Isn’t it nice to know that one social networking site can serve the interests of democracy and gawking at attractive women in bikinis all at once?  What an exciting time to be alive.




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Komodo- July 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Truly a fine specimen :)
LarryRyan0824- June 17, 2009 at 5:51 pm
MMMMM I'd so absolutely anything to her. Yea tossing her salad is included in that.
LarryRyan0824- June 17, 2009 at 5:51 pm
MMMMM I'd so absolutely anything to her. Yea tossing her salad is included in that.
agentsmith- June 17, 2009 at 11:22 am
Can you say "attention whore"?
ScrambledEggs- June 17, 2009 at 8:02 am
My god her Tits look huge in that first picture.
AussieJosh- June 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I just jizzed myself!
MyFightWiffaCheeto- June 16, 2009 at 10:08 pm
If you think ol' Long Face Edith is hotter than Arianny the I suppose you like your chicks with dicks, huh?
Fuckyerfrat- June 16, 2009 at 9:12 pm
TIIIITTTAAAYYYSSSSS!!!
Casa de los pantelones- June 16, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Sorry, Edith blows this chick out of the water. She's still pretty hot though...
Sneaky Pete- June 16, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Does she have kids? 'Cause I could help her with that. Arianny, if you're reading this...
*wink*
*wink*
Phil Baloni- June 16, 2009 at 8:21 pm
jugs ahoy!
Than- June 16, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Arianny's Areolas...make that my new Cage Potato name
shitbag- June 16, 2009 at 6:46 pm
ARYIANNY is so motherfuckin hot, god damn. That girl is amazing, I'd do that forever.
thebloc- June 16, 2009 at 6:16 pm
second picture on the left...is that chris leben in a bikini?
frankpickle- June 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Gotta love America. Only here can we be famous for having no skill, other than being willing to whore ourselves out for fame.

I wonder how many d!cks she has to suck before she was hired on her "talent" alone?

robthom- June 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I like her butt. Its flat and square like a Mexican girls.
Deadpanda- June 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I think Twitter has 100% eliminated stalkers. I mean they don't have to leave the house. They log on & they know where you are & you have picks in your underwear up for him.

It's actually kind of smart if you think about it.

edit: unless the guy goes Manson & shows up for dinner.
Bootylam- June 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Goddang it she made me burn my pork chop! Literally!
karate is back- June 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm
following arianny on twitter is such a treat! everytime i see "twitpic" on her tweets, i get super-siked.
ZOMG- June 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Now if she could just get Logan involved as well, that'd be perfect.
Clyde- June 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Mmmm..... Boobs
Cookie Monster- June 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
that last picture is taken at rob dyrdeks fantasy factory i think. i wish i had a fantasy factory, arianny would be in it too.
shizznitt- June 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
yeah...shes fine
Perdew- June 16, 2009 at 3:05 pm
that ass is weak sauce. she better be self conscious about that.
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