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Akihiro Gono Needs a Wife, Bad

PRIDE-vet turned UFC-welterweight Akihiro Gono recently had surgery to repair the hand injury that forced him to pull out of a bout with Jon Fitch at UFC 82. He wrote about the experience on his blog yesterday, and Suki MMA was kind enough to translate:

My operation went well and I left the hospital yesterday. I hope I recover soon. It was a 5 hours operation, cutting a part of bone in radius and transplanting it in my right hand. I have never been so tired and feeling destroyed like this time. It was extremely tough operation and I am having the worst pain ever after the operation. I almost gave up and ran away from everything. Although, I have nothing to do but fighting , so I continue to being MMA fighter.

I couldn’t sleep well because my right hand is in pain even if I take pain killer pills. I realized how hard to do everything by my left hand. I want to get married so bad now. I’m 33 years old and this is my first time to dream about getting a wife. I want someone who is attractive and respectful. I should be competitive to be chosen by my dream girl though.

Anyway, thank you for supporting me and my operation went well. After dinner, I will study English which is a part of my project to be an attractive guy.

Oh man. This is going to get him so much tail. “My project to be an attractive guy” — can we cast McConaughey and Hudson in this shit already?!

P.S.: I love how losing the use of his right hand is what compelled Gono to start thinking about getting a wife. Trust me dude, as long as old lefty is functional, single life isn’t that bad.

P.P.S.: “Pain Killer Pills” is an awesome band name.

P.P.P.S.: If anyone can translate Suki’s translation of “I should be competitive to be chosen by my dream girl though,” it would be a huge help. Broken English on blogs seems to be the theme of the day

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Old, Bald and Irish- February 11, 2008 at 3:11 am
By the way, I like how Akihiro Gono has the Popeye the Sailor Man look going for him in that pic.....

...wink and all...

...should be huge with the ladies.
Old, Bald and Irish- February 11, 2008 at 3:09 am

Your comment was was a little racially I care.

Ah shit...I won't write "LOL" because that seems so fake. The truth is, I did laugh out loud!

Thanks for the chukles!
HolyCow001- February 11, 2008 at 12:55 am
are those muscles or is he getting goose bumps?
Holy Cow- February 11, 2008 at 12:53 am
he needs a bad ass mama-san!!
totaldb- February 10, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I just saw VH1 is already casting for the first season of Fravor of Rove: Benihana Style
TitoG- February 10, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Sounds like he needs to laid not married. Here's some advice Gono. All you need to do is go to Vegas walk down the stripe and find one of the mexican dudes handing out the hooker cards. They're all over can't miss them. Call the number on the card and order yourself a hooker. there you go problem solved.