Thanks to everybody who entered this week’s caption contest, which produced over 200 entries, most of them pretty damn funny. And yet, only three of you will be earning t-shirts from Alchemist Clothing. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? Anyway, let’s begin with some honorable mentions…
destinationblood: All they had left at the Halloween store was stewardess costumes, Rambo guns and a Fred Flintstone tie.
J. Spaceman: Hey Frye, this is how a real man pads his record!
missedcue: Even elite MMA fighters need Apple tech support.
missedcue, again: Dana: “Yeah I guess that’s cool but you still ain’t getting into the Smasher Group.”
intercept440: GAY TEST: If you notice the inconspicous black guy in the back ground…I have some bad news for you.
[Ed. note: Or, if you noticed Tim's pants before anything else...]
Ajax Says: After what happened in the fifth grade, Tim swore he would never have a bad yearbook picture ever again.
MaxS: No ladies that’s NOT a gun in my pocket…that’s just what “Ranger Up” means.
Morningwood: Now THIS is how you raise 120 bucks!
And now, the big winners:
MattHamillertime: After the Zuffa buyout, Tim Kennedy had to go back to his old job, bouncer of the Mile High Club.
El Famous Burrito: Tonight, on a very special Mad Men…Don Draper drops acid.
RwilsonR: On the set of the new adult film “Lay of Pigs: Kennedy’s Revenge – Castro’s women better be ready, because this time the only invasion… will be anal.”
[Ed. note: Wow. Historic *and* pornographic.]
Well done, Potato Nation! If you’re one of the Big 3, please swing by AlchemistClothing.com, find a shirt you like, then send your name, address, preferred shirt style and size to email@example.com. We’ll hook you up ASAP. And don’t forget to follow Alchemist on Facebook and Twitter.