(“Alright ladies, now smile as if you have any f*cking clue what’s going on right now.”)

Thanks to everybody who entered this week’s caption contest, which produced over 200 entries, most of them pretty damn funny. And yet, only three of you will be earning t-shirts from Alchemist Clothing. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? Anyway, let’s begin with some honorable mentions…

destinationblood: All they had left at the Halloween store was stewardess costumes, Rambo guns and a Fred Flintstone tie.

J. Spaceman: Hey Frye, this is how a real man pads his record!

missedcue: Even elite MMA fighters need Apple tech support.

missedcue, again: Dana: “Yeah I guess that’s cool but you still ain’t getting into the Smasher Group.”

intercept440: GAY TEST: If you notice the inconspicous black guy in the back ground…I have some bad news for you.
[Ed. note: Or, if you noticed Tim's pants before anything else...]

Ajax Says: After what happened in the fifth grade, Tim swore he would never have a bad yearbook picture ever again.

MaxS: No ladies that’s NOT a gun in my pocket…that’s just what “Ranger Up” means.

Morningwood: Now THIS is how you raise 120 bucks!

And now, the big winners:

MattHamillertime: After the Zuffa buyout, Tim Kennedy had to go back to his old job, bouncer of the Mile High Club.

El Famous Burrito: Tonight, on a very special Mad Men…Don Draper drops acid.

RwilsonR: On the set of the new adult film “Lay of Pigs: Kennedy’s Revenge – Castro’s women better be ready, because this time the only invasion… will be anal.”
[Ed. note: Wow. Historic *and* pornographic.]

Well done, Potato Nation! If you’re one of the Big 3, please swing by AlchemistClothing.com, find a shirt you like, then send your name, address, preferred shirt style and size to contest@cagepotato.com. We’ll hook you up ASAP. And don’t forget to follow Alchemist on Facebook and Twitter.