MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Aleksander Emelianenko Returns Tonight for M-1 Challenge


(“Well, it was nice knowing you.” Photo courtesy of M-1 MixFight; props to BloodyElbow for the heads-up.)

M-1 is holding an M-1 Challenge event today in St. Petersburg, Russia, with Team Russia Red Devil taking on Team Korea, and Team Russia Legion facing Team Holland; the full lineup is here. Headlining the team competition will be two “superfights” that reflect the card’s nation vs. nation theme. The Legion/Holland main event will be 1-1 rookie Alexander Timanov vs. Dutch bad-boy Gilbert Yvel, while the Red Devil/Korea feature will be none other than Alexander Emelianenko vs. Spirit MC/DEEP/M-1 vet Sang Soo Lee (10-4). Soo has won four of his five fights this year, including a submission victory over Emelianenko’s Red Devil clubmate Roman Zentsov. The Korean fighter may be a step up in competition from Aleks’s last opponent, but we still think The Grim Reaper should be able to take this one relatively easily. More photos from yesterday’s weigh-ins are after the jump, courtesy of M1MixFight.com.


(Come on, guys. You’re better than this.)


(Disguised by a red wig, Michael J. Fox sneaks in to ask Vadim Finkelchtein some questions.)

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Mark H.- November 20, 2008 at 7:15 pm
thanks everybody for the clearification so basically he wont be fighting in the us anytime soon.
cr_trinity- November 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm
That's a shame; Aleks is a good technical striker, something US fans haven't seen in their respective Heavyweight divisions for a while.
Clozer- November 20, 2008 at 6:49 pm
He has yet to do any further testing and has not disputed his licensing. What do you think that tells you genius. I'm almost certain, you won't get anyone that will want to fight him here in the U.S. even if he could get a license. Cleary a d1ckwad, but thanks for giving me something to do.
Clozer- November 20, 2008 at 6:46 pm
@ Rob Enderle

SUCK IT POOSAY!!! Aleksander Emelianenko, the younger brother of WAMMA heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko and an established MMA heavyweight, has tested positive for Hepatitis B according to MMANews.com, confirming earlier rumors that Emelianenko was pulled from Affliction “Banned” on July 19th after testing positive for the virus:

“A source close to the situation…explained that the blood tests came back right before Aleks and Buentello were scheduled to weigh in and that is why there was so much confusion around the stage and why the fighters did not weigh in. Gary Goodridge ended up stepping up on extremely short notice and filling in for the Russian heavyweight.

The tests were positive for Hepatitis B which resulted in the CSAC cancelling the fight.”

Common symptoms of Hepatitis B include liver inflammation and vomiting and, while the virus could potentially be career-ending, approximately 95-percent of those infected with the virus fully recover within months.

Acute hepatitis B infection does not usually require treatment because most adults clear the infection spontaneously.[22] Early antiviral treatment may only be required in fewer than 1% of patients, whose infection takes a very aggressive course ("fulminant hepatitis") or who are immunocompromised. On the other hand, treatment of chronic infection may be necessary to reduce the risk of cirrhosis and liver cancer. Chronically infected individuals with persistently elevated serum alanine aminotransferase, a marker of liver damage, and HBV DNA levels are candidates for therapy.[23]

Although none of the available drugs can clear the infection, they can stop the virus from replicating, and prevent liver damage such as cirrhosis and liver cancer. Treatments include antiviral drugs such as lamivudine, adefovir, tenofovir and entecavir, and immune system modulators such as interferon alpha. However, some individuals are much more likely to respond than others and this might be because of the genotype of the infecting virus or the patient's heredity. The treatment works by reducing the viral load, (the amount of virus particles as measured in the blood), which in turn reduces viral replication in the liver.
Rob Enderle- November 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
>It has been confirmed that he will not be licensed on American soil due to medical reasons, so >he will never fight here.

Nothing has been confirmed shithead.
Its the same rehash from a phrase from some douchebag commissionner.

Show a link to a real confirmation and not to your buttfucking partners or shut the fuck up.
Clozer- November 20, 2008 at 6:04 pm
It has been confirmed that he will not be licensed on American soil due to medical reasons, so he will never fight here.
Fenix- November 20, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thanks!
Anonymous- November 20, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Haha nice caption, I think russia legions fighting the world team 2night on hdnet, mark i don't think we'll know for sure tell we see aleks fight on american soil.
Rich S.- November 20, 2008 at 3:46 pm
"That’s not Michael J. - It’s David Spade! Note the limp wrist and ‘Fuck me’ eyes - dead giveaway."

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!
mark h- November 20, 2008 at 3:01 pm
does aleksander have hepititus or not? i went on a website and it had a story saying he did then a week later it said he didnt so what is? does anyone have a definate answer?
Old, Bald and Irish- November 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm
“(Disguised by a red wig, Michael J. Fox sneaks in to ask Vadim Finkelchtein some questions.)”


Sorry, that's not Michael J. Fox.

...that's DAVID SPADE!

The guys fallen on hard times since Chris Farley passed away.
Kevin- November 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm
that sir is not Michael J. fox but the offspring of MJ Fox & David Spade from an 80's spring break in cancun.
Old, Bald and Irish- November 20, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Damn..."Craclgibson" beat me to the punch...

Stupid work always gets in the way!
Crackgibson- November 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm
That's not Michael J. - It's David Spade! Note the limp wrist and 'Fuck me' eyes - dead giveaway.
Gnads- November 20, 2008 at 2:40 pm
My little blue banana hammock...
ADW- November 20, 2008 at 2:30 pm
If I were to ever go crazy on go on a murderous rampage, i would start with Gilbert Yvel. I would fly all the way to Holland just to put on in the back of that big ugly head of his. I hate that guy. He is such an asshole. I wish he would be banned from MMA and all other contact sports.
ben- November 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm
@ Fenix:

No. HDNet usually airs edited versions of the events a few weeks later...I'll keep you posted.
Fenix- November 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Ben, will this be on HDNet tonight after the Strikeforce show?
Clozer- November 20, 2008 at 2:12 pm
HA HA HA, that is hilarious! Poor bastard does look like him though. I wanna see Alexander spill some Hepatitis infested blood on that Soo Mo Fo. HOUGH!!! Blurp.... that would SUCK to even think that is possibility!
MMA FAN- November 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm
"(Disguised by a red wig, Michael J. Fox sneaks in to ask Vadim Finkelchtein some questions.)"
that was the funniest shit
hahaha
im still laughing
Drew- November 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm
This begs for a caption contest!
MMA FAN- November 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
you know Kirill Sidelnikov is fighting on that event too.
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