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All Behold The Glorious Return of The Comment of the Week!


(Little did we know that this man would be the spark that rekindled a long extinguished flame.) 

A few weeks ago, we brought back the always entertaining caption contest, and even went as far as to claim that we would be bringing back the “Comment of the Week” as well. We might have just been riding the wave of enthusiasm at the time (or the aftereffects of huffing duster), but we almost completely forgot about our aforementioned promise to take you guys fishing, so to speak, and left you sitting on the curb with only your own sadness as a companion.

In either case, after determining what we thought were the funniest captions of said contest, you all responded in the dickish intelligent, kneejerk well thought-out fashion that has become the standard for CagePotato readers. Being that you guys are apparently way more capable of determining what is funny and what isn’t than we are (and probably run your own ultra successful comedic MMA blog when your not jet setting across the country as well) we decided to switch things up for the return of the comment of the week, and have handed over the power to you.

After the jump you will find your list of nominees, with links to each article for context, and a poll to decide on the true winner for the week. The winner for each week will be decided the following Monday and receive whatever shirt we have in stock (this week it’s a “Pull No Punches” Tee), so make sure to get your votes in ASAP, and make any possible arguments you can in the comments section.

And the nominees are…

Fried Taco on “Twitter Beef of the Day: Kevin Randleman Wants “Rip A Piece” Off Matt Riddle“:

“I didn’t know Randleman was married to a Kardashian.”

Clyde on “Report: Anthony Johnson Will Fight Jake Rosholt Four Weeks After His Light-Heavyweight Debut“:

“That caption makes no sense; Rumble does not stand still when food of any kind is visible.”

drainplugofideas on “Insane Fight of the Day: Fighter Taps Out, Passes Out, Scores Second Round TKO“:

“If this really was 4/20 then I forgive the ref.”

holeeball, also on “Insane Fight of the Day“:

“It’s about time MMA ditched the whole tapping gimmick. Two man enter one man leaves.”

Mr. Misanthropy on “Brandon Vera Actually Cares About Shogun Rua Fight“:

“Maybe he can change his name to Brandon “The Aloe” Vera because of how soothing his fighting style has become.”

The12ozCurls on “Gross Video of the Day: Cung Le’s Foot Makes His Nose Look Normal”:

“The only way his foot wins in tic-tac-TOE is diagonally.”

And finally, a pair of zingers from the glorious post that was “MMA in the Wild: Redneck Kickboxer Defends Fiancee’s Honor, Wins on Points [VIDEO]“:

Viva Hate: “Okay, if you are in a fight and the other guys decides to sit down, you most likely aren’t beating him down as much as you think.”

FilmDrunk: “We should take that big guy to the lab and splice his DNA with Liddell’s so Chuck could come back and fight a few more years.”

So who should take it?

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Vote now, and may the funniest man win!

-J. Jones

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Bill C.- August 4, 2012 at 6:28 pm
You know, I've been trying to win a Comment of the Week t-shirt since this website started several years ago. So...let's make that happen finally, ok?
NomadRip- August 4, 2012 at 8:04 am
Facebook comments should get an honorable mention, at least. There were some good ones on Ariel's ring girl photo.
dranokills- August 4, 2012 at 7:42 am
my vote goes to....................Mr_Misanthropy.
congrats you were the ONLY one that was funny.
Alan K- August 3, 2012 at 11:26 pm
Awesome. A chance to win a t-shirt I'll never actually get, just like the Fightville contest. sweet!
macreadysshack- August 3, 2012 at 4:49 pm
@ 12oz . . . I think your last prize may be a bit more like a punishment than a reward. I think I'd choose not to participate after my ninth win . . . just to be safe. Not that I'd ever win anything around here. I'm not even the most boring. Not that I don't try.
The12ozCurls- August 3, 2012 at 5:14 pm
By reading all your comments, I believe if you were able to win 10 weeks in a row - the following day - www.cagepotato.com would be a full blown porno site. Not that there is anything wrong with that but it would pretty much kill the comment of the week contest because it is really difficult to type with one hand and your pants around your ankles.
Mr_Misanthropy- August 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm
@ Viva Odiar

You vote for me and I'll vote for you... We';; each drop our votes on the ground and then we will take three paces to the right and two paces forward... ready?
Viva Hate- August 4, 2012 at 7:18 am
Done! Deal!
Viva Hate- August 3, 2012 at 1:54 pm
WOOHOOO! Vote for me!
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More importantly Crow42 brilliant idea and give that man a shirt!
The12ozCurls- August 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm
No
lol
Crow42- August 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Thanks guys I just feel that the comment sections are so important, and at times more sought after then the stories themselves. Ofcourse no prizes , just recognition is all that's needed. C.P is the best MMA site out there , aside from the comments Ofcourse.
J.Jones- August 3, 2012 at 1:00 pm
While this is true, Armfarmer, this idea would also inspire more people to comment, which would in turn lead to more heated arguments, CAPS LOCK HAL type characters, jokes about death & abortion, and Xeno dissertations. Also known as the things we all love about CP.
ArmFarmer- August 3, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Idk.. then people might try too hard and that's usually not pretty. See any caption contest cp has done.. ever. Myself not excluded.
J.Jones- August 3, 2012 at 12:05 pm
I actually really like that idea, Crow. It might just have to be for glory instead of a different prize each week, but I think this may be how "Comment of the Week 2.0" goes!
The12ozCurls- August 3, 2012 at 11:58 am
@Sopapo & @Crow42
HELL YEAH! I love it. And if the winner defends his title he wins a pair of Danga's skid-mark stained tighty-whiteys. It's like prizes at the carnival or the fair where you can continue to trade up. Emerge victorious 5 weeks in a row and you get a message left on your phone from Carmen Valetina. If you defend the crown 10 times in a row Ben Goldstein will hand over ownership of CagePotato to the winner. Make it happen!
wwhitekimbo- August 3, 2012 at 11:47 am
where is the above ground swimming pool , junk cars , diaper dragging baby, empty tall boys and pregnant women ?
Sopapo- August 3, 2012 at 11:36 am
Crow42 just had the most awesome idea. You have my vote!!!
Clyde- August 3, 2012 at 11:20 am
Viva Hate all day. Although if it was a hairstyles shirt, I would vote for myself.
FilmDrunk- August 3, 2012 at 11:16 am
I like Mr. Misanthropy and Viva Hate one and two.
Crow42- August 3, 2012 at 10:22 am
Ok so I totally think we need a comment championship, whoever wins this defends it next week
TellaTruth- August 3, 2012 at 9:54 am
I am not impressed with your performance
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