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("Hell yeah, bro, and I didn’t even have to get that colonic!" Photo courtesy of Combat Lifestyle. For more from this set, click here.)

Weigh-ins for UFC 95 went down earlier today at London’s Dominion Theatre, with all fighters coming in at or below their limits. The only interesting results were in the heavyweight class, where Neil Grove made his 28-pound weight advantage official, and Stefan Struve managed to pack on enough bulk onto his Mr. Fantastic-esque frame to come in three pounds heavier than his opponent, Junior Dos Santos. Full results are below:

Diego Sanchez (156) vs Joe Stevenson (155)
Rory Markham (170) vs Dan Hardy (170)
Wilson Gouveia (185) vs Nate Marquardt (185)
Chael Sonnen (185) vs Demian Maia (184)
Paulo Thiago (169) vs Josh Koscheck (170)
Brian Cobb (155) vs Terry Etim (156)
Stefan Struve (240) vs Junior Dos Santos (237)
Mike Ciesnolevicz (235) vs Neil Grove (263)
Evan Dunham (154) vs Per Eklund (155)
Troy Mandaloniz (168) vs Paul Kelly (169)

Remember, we’ll be liveblogging the Spike TV tape-delayed broadcast starting at 9 p.m. ET; check local listings to see when the event will kick off in your ‘hood.

Semi-related: Former Cage Rage welterweight champ Paul Daley missed weight for his Maximum Fighting Championship 20 match tonight against Nick "The Goat" Thompson, and will forfeit 25% of his fight purse to Thompson. It’s the second consecutive time that Daley has weighed in over his 170-pound limit; in December he came in four pounds over for a fight against John Alessio at MFC 19. HDNet will broadcast tonight’s MFC event — which will feature UFC vets David Heath, Solomon Hutcherson, Rory Singer, and a welterweight title fight between Ryan Ford and Pat Healy — live at 10 p.m. ET.

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Niente- February 21, 2009 at 8:19 am
@ cool
it's time to tell your parents that you were touched by your uncle John when little. It's okay now after 30 years... you could be normal after that.
?- February 20, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Diego is gonna rip Stevenson apart. Possibly for good.
some lardass- February 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm
2200 calories of cheddar cheese and 3/4 a chicken daily + cold fission = shredded Diego. (It worked for the Grizz last week, too- he cut from 600). Quinn is the new Greg Jackson!

Diego is gonna do the ceremonial (meth) tweak before the bell and then between rounds Dan is gonna rub pure H2O all over his back.

Joe Daddy won't be able to file a complaint or make youtube clips after the fight because Diego is going to put him in a blender with some stevia and then drink it in order to show BJ how to really fill up his tank. A lickful is just not enough.
MY NIGHTMARES ARE AFRAID OF ME- February 20, 2009 at 4:51 pm
i hope sanchez gets beat like a thirsty half dead muel he talks all that spiritual wank and he is the most selfish up his own ass piece o shit ever. He left greg jacksons cos gsp joined he was a total scrotum slammer on tuf 1 he eat all the food and pampered himself like a tart then starts banging on about god after nearly getting in to a fight with bonnar over some fucking herbs. Then he meditates like some full on spacker and calls him self the nightmare when he takes bubble baths. Stevenson seems like a good guy i hope he chokes the fuck off sanchez i would go straight for the flying knee sanchez seems to run out of his corner in an crap attempt to scare you if joe can try not to split his side pissing himself laughing then he could ko him.
msds3119- February 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
WAR MARKHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- February 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
He looks like a zombie, gray skin and all. That face says "braaaaaiiinnnnnssss" all over it.
Kadumel- February 20, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Mexican ZOmbie ROFL!!!!11!11111


Hey, you ever wanna go catch a movie? You're hillarious! I mean, nothing gay, but if we end up fucking that's cool too. HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! MAN Mexican Zombie! LMAOZz!!!!!!
Justin- February 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
My money is on the Mexican zombie.
Kadumel- February 20, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Comment of the week for sure! Give this guy a shirt!
Machete for hands- February 20, 2009 at 1:13 pm
first of all.....what the FUCK is up with stevia!?!?!?!?!! MAN OHH MAN I JUST SAW THAT YOUTUBE SHIT ABOUT IT AND WTF!?!?!

and second of all this isnt like myspace where tom(BEN) is gonna delete your profile or some shit. how the FUCK is ben gonna get rid of COOL??? hahahahahah just ignore that lil fucker got it? get it? good.

it aint the end of the world if that cool son of a bitch keeps on doing that shit?? so dont make it a big deal fuck!
Machete for hands- February 20, 2009 at 1:13 pm
UFC fan- February 20, 2009 at 1:03 pm
The thing is Deigo won't look like THAT come tomorrow night.
He will outweight, and out perform stevenson, I predict a total domination.

As for cool the fool, don't worry guys he is to stupid to stop, but I now have faith in the BEN's to remove his stupid ass. Dead man walking!
Jeffro- February 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Yeah he's ripped. No doubt about it. But his skin tone is all messed up, his eyes are sunken, and he looks as unhealthy as he ever has. It just seems unnatural for him to fight at 155.

I could be wrong (obviously), but I see Joe getting the gullitine in rd 3.
Jeffro- February 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Thats not COOL.

Why do you do that?
Wandering Wade- February 20, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Logan is hot, and Sanchez looks like he used the Whitney Houston method of Weight Cutting. As Jamie Foxx said "I'm not saying he's a crack head, but he looks CRACKISH".
Oatmeal- February 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm
that chicks knees are f***ed up
NeW jErSeY-nEw JeRsEy- February 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm
diego = shredded
War Machine- February 20, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Fuck a Dieg..... nah that foo is RRRRRRIPPED!!!!
Oatmeal- February 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Sanchez didnt lie when he said he'd be the most ripped he has been yet
Machete for hands- February 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm
wow those girls look delicious! fucking diego is right in the way of that other chick with the hair haha.
Clozer- February 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Logan is definately not all that. She is way too skinny and if you beat it from the back you would crumple her outward poking grissle. Cute face but needs a few trips to Mc D's She does have the baby makin hips though. Too bad.
Machete for hands- February 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm
stop hating haters!! this foo looks ripped. could be the next rambo
Machete for hands- February 20, 2009 at 12:27 pm
hahaha the haters think he looks disgusting??
@ Jeffro- February 20, 2009 at 12:25 pm
how does diego look disgusting?
he looks freakin ripped
FreddyFangers- February 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Why does my provider not provide HDNET. GRIIIIIIIIPES!