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‘All I Want for Christmas’: The Illustrated MMA Edition

(No, really, I love it. It’s much better than something practical like a new hoodie or pair of glasses.")

Since it’s the holidays and we haven’t been spitting out as many Photoshops as we used to, we figured it would be appropriate to put together a collection of illustrations depicting what a handful of fighters and MMA luminaries are angling for this Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa or putting up with obnoxious relatives just so you can get a crappy token gift day.

The possibilities were pretty much endless, but these are the best we could come up with on an hour’s notice.


Scott Coker

Chael Sonnen

Brock Lesnar

Dana White

Karo Parisyan

Alistair Overeem

Todd Duffee

Ben Goldstein

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Constant Complainer Charlie- December 24, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I was amused by all, and I loled at the last.
RSparrow- December 24, 2010 at 10:12 am
Merry x-mas fellas, good shit.
Fried Taco- December 24, 2010 at 10:01 am
Here is what Dana White really asked Santa for:


Mary Christmas to all you CP nut huggers: hxxp://

Oh, and @Videodrome_NOW - sorry for being slow, but making all these fucking toys has kept me pretty busy. But don't worry, I managed to scribble your name into the nice list without the fat, drunken pedophile noticing. Don't say I never did nothing for ya!
Mex- December 24, 2010 at 5:52 am
Where's Fedor with the Haagen Daz title belt?
MMA_Hole- December 24, 2010 at 2:30 am
Merry Christmas Potato Nation! Thanks for the laughs.
RwilsonR- December 23, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Merry Christmas Potato Nation! And Goldstein, you already had your eight days, so I hope you find a nice Chinese restaurant open on Saturday.
dranokills- December 23, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Merry Christmas to all.....and to all a good night.
Bob Reilly- December 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm
GSP is getting caffeine pills to keep him awake against Shields.
skeletor- December 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm
May the new year bring you all huge piles of shit in which you can promptly eat and then die.

Happy Holidays Cock Suckers.
jimbonics- December 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Happy Holidays you Cock Mongers.
twoleftfeet- December 23, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I think reems and duffies captions are switched
twoleftfeet- December 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Happy holidays then
DangadaDang- December 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Anyone who writes Happy Holidays in the comment section is a terrorist. Let it be known.
Phattousai- December 23, 2010 at 1:41 pm
You think with the money he makes, a Snuggie wouldn't excite Jonah Hill that much...
Videodrome_NOW- December 23, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Ha. We said that shit at the same time, Viva. I consent to your badassness as a holiday gift.

Fried "Fred" Taco: You were slow on this one, if my stoned ass can beat you to the punch. Tell your Tattoo artist I said hello. Cheers.

Rex: Good Hell, you let me talk a ton of shit on you this year, without the slightest ounce of revile, because you probably never noticed anything I said, but for what it's worth......Thanks, bitch. Have a good fuckin holiday.

Portland: Please just think of me holding my nuts wishing I was you drinking your sweet Oregonian Beer of the Gods.

El Famous, Karma, RwilsonR, Steampunk, Motrop, Danomite: You are guys are probably the most consistent comedians we have on this section. But when I'm high I think a lot of shit is funny, so uh, I guess that's a compliment.

Fatbelly Frank, OBI, Some Dong and some others(Fuckin, Fowlkes) who have gone by the wayside......WTF?????

Ben, Mruss, CD you fuckin maniac, without you fuckin pieces of shit being all gay for MMA, and keeping this site alive, I would have never had the strength and resolve in me to remain unemployed and to sit on the computer and jack off to the comments section all day. To which I humbly offer my gratitude and love to you and your families. Cheers, fuckers.

cecils_pupils- December 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I'll go ahead and say it before anyone else does:

Where's Carwin's gift... ya know, the oxygen tank?
ghostboner- December 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I don't get it, that animal with Overeem was definitely not a horse...?
El Guapo- December 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm
My favorite was the Jewish lady and the snuggie. Hilarioush!
Videodrome_NOW- December 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Merry fuckin Christmas, those were fuckin great.
Viva Hate- December 23, 2010 at 12:24 pm
It being December 23, I would just like to wish the entire Potato Nation a Merry Festivus.