Steroids in MMA
Which MMA Fighter Will Test Positive For Steroids Next?

“…and licking the blood off his face while I’m punching him…”

BJ Penn, God bless him, has not given up on the blood-licking thing — and he vows to do it again when he fights Sean Sherk. Check out the pre-fight hype in these new UFC 84 promo videos, which run down the matchups between Penn and Sherk, as well as Silva vs. Jardine and Oritz vs. Machida.

(Dana White: “BJ Penn is a fucking *fighter*.”)

(Dana White on Wanderlei Silva: “This guy, loves, to fucking, *fight*.”)

(Dana White on Tito Ortiz: “I think he has the will and desire to be successful. He doesn’t have the will and desire to be the best fighter in the world.”)

(Props: BloodyElbow)

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skidding- May 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I think Steve-O-Plata should win next week's funniest quote contest.
TinLizzy- May 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Blood licking? Are you serious??? GROSS!!! He'd better not lick the blood off Tito or he will have licked the...oh never mind...
lolwut- April 23, 2008 at 2:56 am
Sean Sherk will roid rage and win in the 5th round but since hes off the roids he has no hope.
Howie!- April 23, 2008 at 12:52 am
I call it for Sherk. BJ's Cardio has been lacking and Sherk will stretch it out and exhaust him. Then he is going to grind his bones to a powder, mix it with some of GSP' ball sweat and inject it right into his biceps.
pieman- April 22, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I hope bj utterly fucking demolishes that boring roid bastard so hard that he quits cos he knows he will never beat penn in his lifetime. However..... roids lay and pray game is pretty tough (dull) so i hope bj is in shape otherwise he is going to look like a wanker after talking all that shit
WalksInTheDarkness- April 22, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Tito Ortiz to beat Machida just as a final insult to Dana before he leaves the UFC. They have hyped Machida so much it would be so good to see him have his face rubbed in it. Nothing against Machida, I just don't like his hype. He's so dull!

Please beat Keith, Wanderlai! Please start winning again! If only to if only to stop people saying that you were fed easy fights by Pride. If only to be in the position to challenge Quinton Jackson and stop him talking smack about you. (In my opinion Rampage comes across as an idiot talking crap about Wanderlai. The Axe Murderer destroyed him twice and still says that he was lucky!)

As for BJ Penn versus the cheating, drug taking wannabe fighter, well you can guess who I'm routing for...! (That and Sherk is way too one dimensional. Take fighter to ground. Hold him on ground. Maybe submit him. Maybe just dry hump. Either is ok.)
Trsigley- April 22, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Uh.....your belt was taken away because you cheated.....muscle shark is a douche.
Mr. WhiteFolks- April 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Dana White needs to have a ball gag straped to his face.

I love Penn but Sherk in the 3rd by KO.
VV- April 22, 2008 at 7:43 pm
This is going to be a really good UFC. The last one was kinda meh, not many good fights. This one is just stacked. Wooo, Especially since Silva is fighting, he's been one of my favorite fights since the early pride days. I don't know though, Jardine may swing like a cripple but it works and it could catch Silva. Knockout in rd 2, I just don't know which way. BJ will beat Shawn Sherk, fuck Sherk anyways, does up steroids then goes off about how hard he works, yeh ramming that needle up your ass was so tough wasn't it. Finally I think Tito will get chocked out by Matchito, that crazy bastard looks too calm. Usually fighters like that are just crazy, plus he's undefeated and Tito's been fighting like a granny for the last year.
tony@rbd- April 22, 2008 at 6:33 pm
If BJ licks the blood off of the Roid Sharks face "while" he punches him in the face the price of the PPV will go up by the current cost of PPV fetish porn.

BJ by decision.
C-Bus Allstar- April 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
BJ Penn wins via submission late in the first round. (Sherk is gonna take him down, and BJ is gonna show Roid-Boy how to torque your legs into positions ballerina's wouldn't try)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that Jardine is gonna win via TKO in the first round. I think that Silva is gonna be typical Silva and come out swinging for the fences and Jardine is gonna counter him and knock his fucking head off.

As for the Tito Ortiz fight... one question: Who cares? It's Tito Ortiz.. if he wins, he's still a dick. If he loses, he's still a dick. Either way, he's a (you guessed it) dick.

Name calling really isn't necessary on a comment board in which ANY of us could choose to be anonymous. It won't make you cooler.
mmacoach- April 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm
steve-o-plata- April 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
If BJ licks sherks blood he may test positive for steroids in the post fight drug test.
Kim Couture is a cunt- April 22, 2008 at 5:06 pm
LOL @ Douchebaggery, you just got owned on the Sherdog BJ Bandwagon then you come over here and post this, LOL

This my fellow Potatoes is self ownage at it's best.
ben- April 22, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@ Douchebaggery:

Dude, it would be weird if you *didn't*.
Douchebaggery- April 22, 2008 at 4:50 pm
is it weird that I got a boner after watching the BJ Sherk hype vid?
Noah- April 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
@ Kim Couture is a Cunt

Troll much? By the way, I suggest that you get into some street fights and start licking people's blood. Hepatitis and HIV are fun for everyone!
mmacoach- April 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Silva... knockout in the second. Jardine's nickname is too corny to beat Silva's.
Machida... decision. Tito likes to play defense when he's getting worked. He can say whatever he wants, but he's fighting not to lose.
Penn all day... best fighter in the world pound-for-pound when he brings it. Every aspect of his game is top notch.
DISCLAIMER: All statements herein are the opinion of mmacoach, so if you have something to say about my statements, I'm open to discussion. Calling me names will only make me laugh. So actually, call me names. Who can be most creative???
Anonymous- April 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
bj will crush sherk. he gona need alot more juice to stand a chance
Bundy- April 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I think bj will beat sherk. But I'm not sure about silva and jardine. I think the silva and jardine fight will be a very exciting fight. I would like to see silva win, only because i want to see another fight between rampage and silva. If rampage beats forrest i think rampage will call silva out.
Kim Couture is a cunt- April 22, 2008 at 3:28 pm
@ Noah

Shut up you little pussy, you sound like a fuckin school girl.
Anonymous- April 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
cant wait for those fights :p
Toadie- April 22, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I love Dana's moronic comments. The worst part is that ordinary viewer gets hyped by that.
Peterw- April 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Sherk to get submitted imo
Noah- April 22, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Hey BJ,

You should be glad that fighters are tested for diseases before they can fight. Just some advice, don't get in to any street fights, your blood licking habits could get you into some serious trouble.