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And Now, A Knockout Even More Horrific Than The Demise of Tater Williams [VIDEO]

(From the guys who brought you Shockfights, Wheelchair MMA, and Ultimate Ball, comes the latest fighting craze to hit the UK: Narcoleptic Kickboxing.)  

Q: How do you know it’s a slow news day in the MMA world?

A: When CagePotato covers Jon Fitch interviewzzzz.

Now that we’ve all had time to digest that bit of heartbreaking news, I’ll be bringing you the sweetest knockouts from around the globe for the rest of the day, whether they be of the MMA variety, the kickboxing variety, or of the “two fat dudes throwing down for the right to the last spoonful of gravy” variety. Today’s next knockout comes to us from Los Angeles’ Memorial Sports Arena, which recently played host to the K-1 Rising 2012 US Grand Prix qualifying tournament and featured everyone from Kit Cope to Seth Petruzelli in action. With names like that, K-1 should at least be able to secure a better time slot than Manswers on the Spike TV lineup, right?

Anyways, the “Superfight” phase of the night began with a match pitting Japan’s Shuichi Wentz against American Romie Adanza. While saying that the fight ended in eerily similar fashion to the Tater Williams/Bond Laupua slugfest we witnessed this morning would be blasphemy, both fights did end in less than a minute and with one of the participants putting “five of these across the sneeze” of the other. And in both cases, those five things were toes rather than fingers, so do what you want with that.

But the big difference here was that we were not treated to a hilarious, dubstep(?) soundtracked “Dangler Alert” once one of the fighters was knocked out. Instead, we got to sit back and watch Adanza topple over like a fallen oak and then convulse like a caveman who had just been freed from an iceberg.

Check the video out and just try to tell us that you found it more entertaining than the antics of the Tater. We dare you.

(The knockout comes at 5:30 and the disturbing replays come roughly a minute afterward.)

Good. Gravy.

We don’t mean to pull a Joe Rogan here, but we think this Houston Alexander Shuichi Wentz guy is for real.

-J. Jones

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Letibleu- September 19, 2012 at 3:43 am
The real travesty is CECIL FUCKING PEOPLES refing.
Viva Hate- September 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Damn, his leg was shaking like he fought Raiden.
RearNakedSpoon- September 18, 2012 at 3:59 pm
I was looking at Cecil Peoples for the replays and I swear he missed the knockout, he was looking outside of the ring and signalling someone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr_Misanthropy- September 18, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Oh, I should have known as soon as the in-ring corpse molestation began.
Fried Taco- September 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm
@ Mr. Mis

That wasn't a black doctor, that was Cecil!
BaghdadBob- September 18, 2012 at 2:36 pm
You know something awful is going to happen when Cecil Peoples is in the ring.
Mr_Misanthropy- September 18, 2012 at 2:31 pm
@ F. Taqueau

I think the best part is were the black doctor is gently caressing his left nipple as he tries to gently coax him back into the land of the living.
Mr_Misanthropy- September 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm
His feet were twitching because he was making a rapid escape in his dreams.
Fried Taco- September 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm
The best part is after the knockout when they are showing shots of the crowd and it stops on two guys wearing "You can't stop crazy" shirts while they are thinking "holy shit, he just stopped crazy!"