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And So Begins Our News Ban of ‘The Sun’…

(You know why that girl is covering up her cooch with her cell phone? Because she’s classy. Photo courtesy of picapp.)


Proving yet again that at least some of the folks at UK tabloid The Sun are lying liars, MTV has confirmed that UFC champ Quinton "Rampage" Jackson has not been cast as B.A. Baracus in the coming big screen adaptation of "The A-Team." I’m not even going to link to the story, as these jokers don’t deserve the traffic.
What I CAN tell you is that I reached out to Jackson’s publicist who checked with the fighter’s manager, as Jackson himself is currently on hiatus. The response? "His manager said it wasn’t true." Move along people. There’s absolutely nothing to see here…I pity the fool who believed this stupid rumor, given the source.

Ugh. Consider us pwned once again. The Sun — which has given us such stellar reporting as Chuck Liddell vs. Anderson Silva at UFC 95 and Chuck Liddell vs. Randy Couture at UFC 99 — is almost never reliable, and we’re going to take a break from believing anything they say until further notice. For example, this report about a 1-1 draw in a soccer match between Olomouc and Everton? Horseshit.

Unfortunately, this means that the role of B.A. Baracus will probably go to a rapper like 50 Cent or The Game, who just don’t have the same gruff, opinionated vibe as Mr. T. Not casting Rampage feels like a missed opportunity. Anybody want to launch a petition to convince The A-Team‘s producers to give him the role?

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Clyde- August 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Silly Americans; the sun is no more a newspaper than the beano.

Also, B.A. Baracus should be played by Freddie Foxxx. End of discussion.

Bumpy knuckes baby. Bumpy knuckles baby.
Andersons Knees- August 27, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Fuck im knees
Horror Fighter- August 27, 2009 at 5:37 pm
C'mon, Brett Rogers is perfect for the role.

BTW, the phone is set to vibrate.
clutchy hopkins- August 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
hurtin for certain
Strife- August 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Did a double take of the picture above..... Thought she was european for a sec. Whew
numbnuts- August 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm
That guy in the backgrpund is like hey uuhh where you going with my girlfriend.
ksgbobo- August 27, 2009 at 1:37 pm
those damn redcoats...always lieing to us yanks...

btw...did anyone check out the number one active petition on that link CP had...freaking, them Warcraft and Starcraft dorks must have nothing to do...what a bunch of dorks!
Bob Loblaw- August 27, 2009 at 1:34 pm
B.A. Baracus should go to Shonie Carter and his golden Speedo
TimReaper87- August 27, 2009 at 1:28 pm
The reason the phone fell out is because Rampage just got done with her and he was dumping her as on the street where he found her
parchy mcthirst- August 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
i hope she is of age
parchy mcthirst- August 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
his smile is full of glee...and wanton lust
parchy mcthirst- August 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm
is rampage, lexington steele's brother?

...and yeah, he's smiling cuz she's sendin him the pic of the aftermath from the utter destruction that just ensued

by the way, i thought women had rights?
BROCK LESNARS DICK- August 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm
fuck fuck fuck
MMAposeur- August 27, 2009 at 12:57 pm
You're all wrong. The hamster's mother called and she's just lettin' it talk.
Da Spied Her- August 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm
She's not covering up, she's taking a picture.
Sheps- August 27, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Hah! England 2 - USA 0
El Famous Burrito- August 27, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Well, that explains the scabs on her face.
Titos Head- August 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Isnt that the cagepotato reporter??
SupermanPunch- August 27, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Why do I have to wait for some sort of Rampage news to get these great pictures?
Quit holding out, CP!
ihateemo- August 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm
What Pingu said.

The majority of Sun readers are not too bright and only read the paper for a) the football results and punditry or b) the Page 3 girls (Google it if you don't know what it is - very NSFW). As a consequence of their readership, the "reporting" side is somewhat flimsy to say the least.

Please, no more Sun. Thanks.
Chimera- August 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm
B.A. Baracus is already casted, cuz bradley cooper said on Conan last night that he's playing faceman and has already started doing some preliminary training for the role (mainly weapons), but he also said that it was already decided who will be playing Baracus....

i say Mr. T should do it, he's still looks practically the same...
CJ- August 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm
man, that girls shoes are fucking sexy.
Jay Smith- August 27, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Damn that Rampage and his easy pussy conquers!
Pingu- August 27, 2009 at 12:05 pm
I can't believe it took you this long to jack in The Sun. The only people in this country that don't regard it as nothing more than a comic book are the same people who get their entertainment by torching cars and starting fights outside nightclubs with knives.
danomite- August 27, 2009 at 12:04 pm
she wasn't covering her cooch (cootch, kooch?), she was catching her phone cause it fell out of her cooch. either way, rampage looks happy, and that's all that matters.

either that or she forgot her purse and was rummaging around in there for cab fare money

she looks asian so maybe her vagina just produces electronic equipment periodically, like chickens do with eggs.

ok, no more, the last one was kind of racist