We had some somewhat hilarious (and many, many more not so hilarious) entries in last week’s Haywire caption contest, but unfortunately for everyone else who wanted a shirt with a picture of Gina Carano choking out Michael Fassbender on it, there can only be one winner.
First, let’s take a look at our runners up, who win nothing but the satisfaction of knowing they made someone
nearly l kinda smile with something they posted on the Internet. augh
Here are some of our *other* favorites in no particular order:
Kid Clam Curtains:
Steven: “…so you combine the two words and you get the term ‘gunt’.”
Gina: “Haha NOW it makes sense.”
Ewan: “Wait, I still don’t get it.”
Ewan McGregor: “Ooohhh you beat up people for a living, i thought you said beat off…. Well this is awkward.”
Soderbergh: “Seriously. That guy that just left. Paxton or Pullman? I have no idea.”
“You realize I could kill you and the chick with the scarf in the blink of any eye?”
Gina Carano and Ewan McGregor meet a young jewish boy riddled with cancer. Another wish fulfilled.
And the winner is…
El Famous Burrito:
“A scarf, Buddy Holly glasses and a fat chick…I got a Hipster Bingo!”
Send your mailing address to firstname.lastname@example.org, EFB, and we’ll send you your prizes. We know you’ll wear them with pride… except for the poster. It’s going over your bed, isn’t it?