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21 Humans Who Make Being Human Look Really, Really Hard

And the Winner of the Haywire Caption Contest Is…


(“I’d like you to go in there and switch outfits with Ewan. And that’s not a suggestion if you ever want to work in Hollywood again.”)

We had some somewhat hilarious (and many, many more not so hilarious) entries in last week’s Haywire caption contest, but unfortunately for everyone else who wanted a shirt with a picture of Gina Carano choking out Michael Fassbender on it, there can only be one winner.

First, let’s take a look at our runners up, who win nothing but the satisfaction of knowing they made someone nearly laugh kinda smile with something they posted on the Internet.

Here are some of our *other* favorites in no particular order:

Kid Clam Curtains:
Steven: “…so you combine the two words and you get the term ‘gunt’.”
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Gina: “Haha NOW it makes sense.”
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Ewan: “Wait, I still don’t get it.”

Tyr:
Ewan McGregor: “Ooohhh you beat up people for a living, i thought you said beat off…. Well this is awkward.”

NomadRip:
Soderbergh: “Seriously. That guy that just left. Paxton or Pullman? I have no idea.”

scottdy:
“You realize I could kill you and the chick with the scarf in the blink of any eye?”

shatterproof:
Gina Carano and Ewan McGregor meet a young jewish boy riddled with cancer. Another wish fulfilled.

And the winner is…

El Famous Burrito:
“A scarf, Buddy Holly glasses and a fat chick…I got a Hipster Bingo!”

Send your mailing address to contest@cagepotato.com, EFB, and we’ll send you your prizes. We know you’ll wear them with pride… except for the poster. It’s going over your bed, isn’t it?

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Trickworn- January 19, 2012 at 2:00 am
I think the winner has got many many chance for the next step for proving himself .

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RwilsonR- January 18, 2012 at 7:10 pm
Nice work EFB! Wear your Haywire bracelet proudly, as it was well earned.
dranokills- January 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm
I am shocked sheenaphone didn't win, that fag says some of the most off the top funny shit ever.
Clinch-Smash- January 18, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Kid Clam Curtains got robbed imo

i second that

I about shit my pants...still laughing
RSparrow- January 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Lmao, well done.
Boo- January 18, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Kid Clam Curtains got robbed imo
Miles- January 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm
yeah EFB!
smellypiratehooker- January 18, 2012 at 1:31 pm
@ Fried taco
punchlines to the back of the head
XENOPHON- January 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm
@DDT Says: - wise advice.
Fried Taco- January 18, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Is it true RSparrow would have won, but he was disqualified by Mario Youmasuckmi for posting more than one caption?
RSparrow- January 18, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Only a few people appreciate dark humor, go fuck yourselves with double-sided black fist dildos.
Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence- January 18, 2012 at 12:47 pm
meh...
shatterproof- January 18, 2012 at 12:32 pm
I'm with Fried Taco. That guy is alright in my book.
ReX13- January 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Viva Hate Says:
Hell yeah! Good call, EFB’s comment had me dying when I saw he posted in, a most deserving winner!
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Agreed. EFB consistently brings the funny, glad to see him win.
The12ozCurls- January 18, 2012 at 12:14 pm
DAMN!!!!
I really wanted to win because I think I could have turned the t-shirt and bracelet into a tight ball gag for the weird yoga girl so she would shut the hell up
monkyspunk- January 18, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Kid Clam Curtains was by far the funniest
Viva Hate- January 18, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Hell yeah! Good call, EFB’s comment had me dying when I saw he posted in, a most deserving winner!
DDT- January 18, 2012 at 12:05 pm
El FB was hilarious but the rest not so much. It was the subject matter that was the issue. You guy need to come up with better pictures for caption contests in the future.
Fried Taco- January 18, 2012 at 12:02 pm
I liked shatterproof's, although El FB's was nice.
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