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And the Winners of This Week’s Caption Contest Are….

(“I’ll be there in a minute, mom. First I need to go pwn these noobs on CagePotato.”)

After reading through the entries for this week’s caption contest, we have one thing to say: “Damn we miss our old kids. Those fuckers were funny and they didn’t bitch a quarter as much as you little bastards.”

But like any good parent, we just smile and lie through our teeth when we tell everyone how smart and great you ugly neanderthals are. We’re stuck with you, so we might as well make the best of it, right…*cough….Xeno…cough*?

Anyway, since we had to pick a winner, we chose the three that sucked the least. Seriously. We gave you guys three chances to knock it out of the park and the best you did was the equivalent LOL-wise of a Family Circus comic? Son, I am disappoint.

Check them out below, and remember that it ain’t easy to be funny, as you can tell by most of the entries we received.

*drops mic and walks away like Andrew Dice Clay*



(“If you think this is bad, you should see what Bonnar was saddled with.”)


(Chuck’s got that look in his eyes.)


(“Ok Clay, calmly point to how far up your ass my hand is now.”)

Send us your mailing address and real name and we’ll get a shirt out to you of your choosing. Let us know if you want a devil horns or HOF one.

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Mofo- February 12, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Oh, and I did get a shirt in the mail, promptly, after comment of the week a couple weeks ago. Nice shirt!
Mofo- February 12, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Ain't that some bullshit, CP writers complaining how the comments aren't as good anymore. Something is calling the something black... can't quite put my finger on it...
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bootystar- February 12, 2012 at 9:41 am
look mom I do a search on a site called google & a page comes up, & now the government is hiring me to be a l33t haxorz, this reminds me of when I turned into a werewolf cuz I was bitten by one or that I drank water out of a well & snakes came out of my belly. cool huh mom
ZombieProphet- February 12, 2012 at 7:28 am
Forrest Griffin Pic
"I Come Prepared For a Flood"
Fedor Penn- February 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Congrats to winners but none of those were funny. Staff made bad picks.
Todd M- February 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm
^ We could be a lot funnier if all we watched was Family Guy and Will Ferrell movies, thats where you get original comedy from.
RwilsonR- February 10, 2012 at 5:58 pm
The pic at the top and caption is great, though. It almost makes me forgive you blaming your failures on us.
RwilsonR- February 10, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Get some good pics and we'll put in a better effort. Get some good writers and we'll put in a lot better effort.
mt59801- February 10, 2012 at 4:28 pm
F-OFF! we still miss old dad
RSparrow- February 10, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Robbed !
The12ozCurls- February 10, 2012 at 3:20 pm
Good choice passing on the 4 hour DVD of "naked yoga girl"
skeletor- February 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm
@Vera - as the winner of two caption contests I can honestly tell you that I received my shirt. I passed on the second prize of some bullshit DVD.
mothercruncher- February 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Fuck, they were lame.

Although, I'm starting to think cagepotato can't pick for shit either...
Vera- February 10, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Ah its great to see you brought back the fake caption of these days you are actually going to send the shirt to the winners!I am still waiting for mine!!!
Morningwood- February 10, 2012 at 12:50 pm
sweet, I need a new shirt.
The12ozCurls- February 10, 2012 at 12:43 pm
^^^^ Best movie ever ^^^^
J. Jones- February 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm
J. Jones- February 10, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Sometimes it makes me sad though, Old Dad being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be cage(potato)d. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you write is that much more drab and empty when they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
Fried Taco- February 10, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Yazloz18 was the only one I really laughed at, including mine. Glad it won!
The12ozCurls- February 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm
@ El Guapo -----
"GRIN" was found written near the main entrance in what was apparently human feces ----- That is one of the funniest things I have read oh CP EVER!!! Bravo!!
XxStifflerxX- February 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm
The Clay Guida one is funny! LOL!
El Guapo- February 10, 2012 at 12:13 pm
(Wesley Snipes looking, Mitt Romney sounding)"In other news, a massive fire broke out in the Mid-Wilshire district late last night. Nobody was hurt in the incident at Break Media headquarters west of downtown, and authorities suspect arson may be the cause of the suspicious blaze. "GRIN" was found written near the main entrance in what was apparently human feces. More on the story as it unfolds. Now, let's go to Summer Sunshine with weather. Hey there, Summer, you wet down there? OUT there! Is it wet out there?"
arthurFonzerelli- February 10, 2012 at 12:10 pm
(“I’ll be there in a minute, mom. First I need to go pwn these noobs on CagePotato.”)I LOL'd
google- February 10, 2012 at 11:55 am

times have changed here at the CP.