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“And Then Boom…the Sh[*]t Hit the Fan.”

Clad in a gay-friendly rainbow t-shirt, Dana White pumps up the 90-minute final episode of The Ultimate Fighter: “In seven seasons of doing this show, there has never been a bigger twist.” Bold words considering that the TUF series has had a history of monumental twists, like when Anthony Torres turned out to be a woman who was only posing as a man to compete on the show, and the crazy TUF 5 finale, where it was revealed that the entire season was just a dream Jens Pulver had while he was in a coma.

Personally, I hope the twist is that Jesse Taylor gets kicked off the show for breaking a limo window and killing Jeremy May, and the semi-final match between Amir and CB is so exciting and close that Dana White decides to have them fight again on the finale for the contract. That’s kind of an “everybody wins” type of scenario. Between the pissing, the puking, and the laying-and-praying, I think I’ve had my fill of Mongo…

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Jburg- June 15, 2008 at 3:07 am
Honestly, I think you guys are idiots if you think a fighter got DQ'ed for kicking out a limo window. It's much more likely that they kicked out the window BECAUSE they got kicked off, or that the limo incident has nothing to do with the "BIG TWIST" at all. Personally, I'm not gonna try to predict what happens, because we get misled so much that noone really knows what will happen, I just hope it's as entertaining as it's being hyped up to be.
JP- June 12, 2008 at 7:19 pm
I agree with Anonymous - I would actually be surprised if the fighter booted was one of the two finalists. If it is, though, I hope it's Jesse. I can't bear to watch him dry-hump his way to victory again. If he ends up going up against "I love to talk about myself in the the third person" CB, I will spend the whole fight praying for another one of those double knockouts.
Anonymous- June 12, 2008 at 6:36 pm
@ Matt Herpes

I thought the same initially, but it should be noted that it may have been edited that way purposefully in an effort to mislead viewers. Reality shows are notoriously guilty of doing this in an effort to hype their shows or any given situation within that show.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the 'window breaker' in question is only someone from TUF that is involved in the finale EVENT and not finale fight that will determine who is awarded the contract and the whole incident has been intentionally over-hyped by Dana White and the UFC.
bpd- June 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@ Blackleg:

Only if May could be considered kosher. After all, Mongo is a BEEEEEEP BEEP.
The Bloc- June 12, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I really hope the whole deal isnt just someone breaking the limo's window, cuz like jose said, they've done way worst shit inside the house...or at least it's someone throwing someone else's head through the window...
JoseMonkey- June 12, 2008 at 5:29 pm
You're totally right, mayhem420, nobody's twisting their arms. I'm just sayin' they provoke them to act a certain way for the show, but then get pissed when the guys don't turn it off when they let them out in the real world for a few hours. Where was Dana when they tore down the railing on the stairs?!

I guess it can be viewed as a test of character, but I kinda doubt that's why they give them booze. They do it so they'll make asses of themselves. Period.
Aryan- June 12, 2008 at 5:12 pm
sadly i think mongo is gonna win this whole thing and that just sucks. His fights are boring as hell I had to fast forward that shit. He lays on top for the whole fight and cant finish shit. I hope he does some stupid shit and gets sent home.
Matt Herpes- June 12, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Their expressions kind of tell the story. Rampage is like "Oh fuck" and Forrest is like "Sucks for you, brah!"

Draw your own conclusions.
The Survivalist- June 12, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Who cares about this drama. Amir is going to win the whole thing!
mayhem420- June 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Jose you know I agree with some of what you said but no one puts a gun to those guys heads and says DRINK. They make that choice on thier own.
If you watch the show you'll notice that its almost always the same people getting trashed. Yes it makes for good TV but it hampers the fighting of those clowns and you know that the UFC watches who drink exessive amount and who doesnt. Its all a test of character.
Than- June 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I hope cocky CB gets kicked off, he fucking talks in the third person.
JoseMonkey- June 12, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Ok, without knowing the full context or details of the limo incident, let me just say this:

Dana and the UFC look ridiculous for their outrage (mock outrage?) over something like this. For six weeks, they put these guys in a house and ply them with alcohol to get them to do outrageous shit on camera. No one seems to care when the *destroy* the effing house, piss on the floor, etc. But when one of these guys does something similar outside of the house, Dana freaks out.

I understand that inside the house isn't the same as outside, but honestly . . . no matter where they go, these guys are being kept in a alcohol-driven, party atmosphere 24/7 by the show's producers.

Oh, and btw, this frat house atmosphere isn't helping MMA's image.
The Icing on the Ice Cream- June 12, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I hope Big John Mccarthy's retarded little brother gets kicked off the show....
Anonymous- June 12, 2008 at 2:45 pm
*takes off mask* it was cro cop taking revenge all along
mayhem420- June 12, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I was on the grassey knoll and saw the whole thing....
Some UFC officals are on the way over to "speak" with me about it.
I wonder what they could want?
Blackleg- June 12, 2008 at 1:36 pm
...back and to the right...back and to the right...back and to the right...

Aye, nice to see someone else echoing my earlier 'perfect storm' ending of Mongo eating May's heart.

Thanks for posting the clip, my DVR enjoys cutting the last 2 minutes of every show I've ever tried to record.
Myles Kilometers- June 12, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I have a feeling the window exploded outwards after Jesse filled the limo with his piss and puke.
reality- June 12, 2008 at 1:31 pm
That limo window kick clip has become the Zapruder film of MMA message boards.