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Anderson Silva Is Back on The Troll Train, Says He’ll Include Chuck Norris In Training Camp

In the moments and even days following his stunning loss to Chris Weidman last month, fans of long-time UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva wondered if perhaps the Spider we had all come to know and love might never return. Silva initially balked at a rematch with Weidman, after all, and said that he didn’t want any more title fights.

As we all know by now, Silva reconsidered that decision and will indeed face Weidman for a second time this December. Still, was Silva burned out at 38 years of age? Had he been pressured into accepting the rematch with Weidman? Did he even have the desire to be Anderson Silva anymore?

Perhaps the clearest indication that Silva is back to his old, weird self came recently during a Brazilian radio interview. ”I had a nightmare with Weidman, but I don’t fear him,” Silva said.

“He is determined, but has two arms and two legs just like me. Now I’ll bring Chuck Norris into my training camp]. I’ll bring both, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal.”

There you have it, nation. Anderson Silva, super troll, has always preceded Anderson the devastating fighter. Here, in coded language, is Anderson Silva telling all his fans throughout the world, “I am once more ready to fuck with you, mentally, the way I have always fucked with you.”

For years, Silva has entertained himself with the elaborate ruse of pretending that Endurance Eating World Champion Steven Seagal was a martial artist, and that he respected him and relied on him for coaching. Now, Silva is indicating that he’s taking his real training for the Weidman rematch to another level by making up a new fake training narrative, in which he will be studying under a 73-year-old living meme.

Chuck Norris + Steven Seagal = an Anderson Silva who is once again ready to not tell you a darn thing about what really goes into his training. Are there any other action stars you think Anderson should throw into the mix for his UFC 168 training camp, ‘Taters?

- Elias Cepeda

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itsgalf- August 6, 2013 at 6:57 am
I expect a video in the future with Chuck Norris showing Anderson Silva some great eye-poke techniques
keepyahguessing- August 6, 2013 at 6:53 am
Weidman is training with the cast from Best of the Best and James Earl Jones is narrating every dam move..the spyder is getting squashed again
CheckHisPee- August 5, 2013 at 8:33 pm
Silva's gonna go all Lone Wolf McQuade on his ass.
RwilsonR- August 5, 2013 at 8:09 pm
Chris Weidman, the eyes of the ranger are upon you. Silva by roundhouse.
El Guapo- August 5, 2013 at 4:12 pm
He can bring back Frank Fucking Dux for all I care, but if he don't bring back some hespect for his opponent he's gonna get KTFO again.
Fried Taco- August 5, 2013 at 3:09 pm
Silva is just trying to get into Expendables 3, where the MMA fighter long considered to be the best in the world was beaten twice in a humiliating fashion by the same person, and then dropped out of sight. Fast forward 20 years, and the fighter that beat him is now the biggest crime lord in the Americas, and his next step is to take control of the US and Brazilian governments. Old CIA, FBI, and Secret Ops personnel call on the ex-MMA champ to once again face his old nemesis in a final showdown that could determine our country's future. Starring all the old action hero farts, and Gina Carano in a fight with the evil kingpin's girlfriend, Ronda Rousey.
Fried Taco- August 5, 2013 at 3:12 pm
Did I mention that they're old?
dranokills- August 5, 2013 at 3:05 pm
more real talk from the non champ. Gosh I just don't care.