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Anderson Silva’s New ‘UFC on Fox’ Promo Basically Confirms Everything Chael Sonnen Has Ever Said About Him

(You best believe that if Anderson’s wife isn’t making someone a sandwich, she’s doing their laundry.) 

Keeping with the theme of previous UFC on Fox promos, the latest ad features none other than UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva trying to convince us that he’s just a normal guy whilst performing tasks that only The Fonz could get away with. No, he isn’t lip singing Minnie Riperton or seducing Brazilian pop stars, but “The Spider” manages to be entertaining nonetheless.

But your probably asking yourself, how could someone who all but refuses to speak English appear in an American television commercial? Surely they didn’t subtitle him, because our forefathers didn’t die face down in the mud so that we’d be forced to listen to some cockamamie, Godless language in our own homes and read on top of it. But it turns out that there would be no need for subtitles, because wouldn’t you know, Chael Sonnen wasn’t lying to us; Anderson Silva speaks better English than Jackie Chan has managed to learn in twenty-some years of acting.

This more or less confirms that Big Nog did in fact try to feed a bus a carrot. It’s only a matter of time until the truth is revealed.

Much like the one depicted in that commercial, our universe is fucking shattered.

-J. Jones

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Machineboi- March 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Seriously thats the best you inbred mullet wearing aunt fucking snow apes can come up with "learn better english" ...Bitch learn better Portuguese ..Ohhh forgot you dont have the brain capacity to learn anything else.
Alan K- March 28, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Y'know he could've just practiced and memorized those lines of dialogue. One English commercial doesn't mean he knows English that well.
Mauro Dos Santos- March 28, 2012 at 6:06 am
His english still sucks, he just practiced his lines a lot.
linzhanaj- March 27, 2012 at 7:47 pm
towelie- March 27, 2012 at 3:42 pm
kind of sounds like Joker from Next Friday. He's about to show you his Aztec Warrior.
Randomlogic- March 27, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Anderson speaks better english that the Diaz brothers.
Lolwhat- March 28, 2012 at 7:12 am
"...better english THAT THE Diaz brothers."

And despite being foreigners or not having great education all of them speak better English THAN you do.

Seriously, not sure if troll or just extremely stupid.
RwilsonR- March 27, 2012 at 2:37 pm
And Viva... "perfect English"? Come on, who are you trying to fool? We've all heard your wicked thick Boston accent.
RwilsonR- March 27, 2012 at 2:35 pm
He sounds like a member of Menudo
danomite- March 27, 2012 at 1:27 pm
I don't think that's really him talking. He sounds hispanic to me. definitely an impostor.
D Piddy- March 27, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Clearly dubbed.
The12ozCurls- March 27, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Give Silva a few more months of TRT and he is gonna sound like fucking Bowzer from Sha Na Na.
RaginAsian- March 27, 2012 at 12:00 pm
Weird. Sounds like they dubbed his voice an octave lower.
Viva Hate- March 27, 2012 at 11:14 am
What’s the big deal? I speak perfect English as well but choose to bring a translator to work as well as I pretend to speak another language. Who wants to talk to people? People suck, why else would I be on this damn website with you faceless cretins all day.
Cranekick- March 27, 2012 at 11:04 am
Next you are going to tell me they have the internet in Brazil
virpz- March 28, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Brazil has the fifth-largest contingent of internet users.
Kimbo Lesnar- March 27, 2012 at 10:29 am
Title should be "Anderson Silva’s New ‘UFC on Fox’ Promo Basically Confirms One thing Chael Sonnen Has Said About Him".
Shifty-Eyed Dog- March 27, 2012 at 9:53 am
This is not news people. We've heard him speak plenty of English before, when he chooses to.
He always picks and chooses when to pretend he doesn't understand/speak English.
The_Dead_Cow- March 27, 2012 at 9:30 am
She better be fixing me my steak after the laundry is done.
skarfaced- March 27, 2012 at 9:21 am
he probably practiced these words over and over until they were right. he speaks about 50 words here, that's it. you could probably do it with chinese or swahili, too
NECROPHYTE- March 27, 2012 at 9:18 am
When did this mother fucker learn perfect English?
AceCondor- March 27, 2012 at 9:11 am
I'm so used to hearing his Brazilian voice that his English voice sounds like an overdub to me.
Onan- March 27, 2012 at 11:31 am
Get this man a t-shirt!
Chiggs- March 27, 2012 at 10:23 am
Ten Bucks says it is/was an overdub. Almost guaranteed thats not Ando's real fucking voice..