"How's Taste My Clay-Pee-Pee?"
From Round5MMA.com/blog via MMA Mania:
Check out sneak peak images of the prototype sculpting for Andrei "The Pitbull" Arlovski’s forthcoming figurine. Art directed and approved by Arlovski himself, this figure will be 6" tall and will be launched alongside Big John McCarthy, Frank Mir and Antonio “Minotauro” Nogueira in the World of MMA Champions: Series 3 available this April.
As decorative cubicle-toys go, this one is gonna be pretty gnarly. Check out the oversized head — which accentuates the oversized fangs and oversized power-beard — and those clublike fists. Of course, the real Andrei Arlovski is a little less impressive, which is probably for the best.
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greenseed Says:
dont forget his oversized feet and ego
LAS Says:
This will be the best toy ever for the first 3 minutes before it breaks, at which point you will really regret paying 5x as much as you should have for it.
jewjifshoe Says:
No, no, no. They got it all wrong, the chin is supposed to be made of glass, not clay! Seriously, who the hell decided to use clay?
rokabee Says:
Over sized bulge.
CanadianProduce Says:
He has no eyeballs....there still in the back of his head.
Officer Farva Says:
dont forget his glass jaw!!!!
Terrakilla Says:
Let the hating begin. Former champion that could beat Fedor if they fought again and he still gets no respect. NOONE can deny the five wins he had in a row before Fedor. Show some damn respect you idiotic fools.
Derekrva Says:
@Terrakilla
Seriously, he is still one of the best heavyweights on the planet and if/when he decides to return to MMA he is gonna be nasty. Also jumping into Fedor's overhand right is what cleared out the dinosaurs.
I seriously wan't a prototype I could paint myself. I would chain it up to the door of my office to ward off evil spirits and overweight MMA fighters.
armfarmer Says:
Can someone please fill me in on the whole pee pee pee thing? I missed out on that one somehow. No idea what it means.
Terrakilla Says:
@Derekrva
LMFAO! That stuff is too funny. Well said.
Ugly Chinkling Says:
The body stance doesn't look like Arlovski's at all. The face is good, the stance need to change and be more AA's style. Maybe lean back a little more or some shit.
Machete for hands Says:
i want one. looks fucking awesome
Terrakilla Says:
AA made that remark when it was previously thought that Tim Sylvia was with one of AA's ex-chicks.
CanadianProduce Says:
@ antfarmer
You will never know....
Anonymous Says:
his peepee is much smaller than that! small pee pee = no chin
Kadumel Says:
Ben give someone a shirt
TUF Guy Says:
Figures that the CP crowd focuses on his Pee Pee. This is the biggest bunch of closet fags I've ever seen. I am sure War Machine served 80% of you guys drinks at some point and 90% of you rubbed one off to Arlovskis picture at some point, today.
ItburnswhenIpee Says:
Of all the stupid, moronic, know-nothing assholes who post here... well, actually, there's only one- that's you, TUF Guy!
Ozone Says:
I guess the stick up his ass is also representative of him as a fighter and will be included in the final product...
lost in ok Says:
Does anyone else think that they may have confused the Wolverine X-Men action figure with the Andre Arlovski fugurine prototype.
Armbreaker Says:
I want one of these figurines, but does anyone know if they are making one of Fedor?
Twoguns Says:
Im suprised noone has commented on the big stick up Arlovskis ass??
This is Cagepotato for gods sake!
d0zer Says:
This is so fake. No one's forearms are bigger than their biceps. I don't even think that is humanly possible. As a matter of fact, his arms are larger than his legs. I would love to see what they do with Crop Cop's legs. They would probably just give him tree trunks.
He has a nice ass though.
Anonymoose Says:
gayest thing ever
Stevia Addict Says:
That figurine looks poised to jump into an upper cut.
Anonymoose Says:
AND NOW ON DISPLAY IN THE CALGARY ART MUSEUM
LAS Says:
I love it how Arlovski got knocked completely the fuck out, the most decisive end possible to a fight, and Terrakiller is claiming he could win a rematch. The only thing worse than your logical reasoning capability is your sense of humor.
Babalu Says:
WOW, that looks nothing like him!
carl spackler Says:
yeahhh, why'd you fellas delete my comment
Saul Goode Says:
The figure is so detailed and realistic. Notice his left knee out... hands down... ready to catch a Fedor right hand. A Day of Reckoning, indeed.
Ceeph Says:
Yup LAS, you're right. If someone gets knocked out they can't win a rematch. I'm guessing you don't remember Rampage v. Wanderlei III?
carl spackler Says:
the figurine is pretty much a remake of the character Calibos from the eighties epic flick 'clash of the titans' ...
LAS Says:
Wow, Ceeph, good call, I'm sure that Terrakiller meant that Arlovski could win a rematch 5 years from now when Fedor is on the backside of his career.
BrewDig55 Says:
Arlovski's face looks like he's got a stick up his ass.
Anonymous Says:
He has bad diareah.