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Andrei Arlovski Was Actually Saying “Beep Beep Beep”

Ariel Helwani with the monumental scoop:

Your manager, Leo Khorlinsky, recently told me that when you were on the set of [Universal Soldiers: The Next Generation] in Bulgaria, people were asking for the "How’s taste my pee pee" T-shirt. That’s pretty wild.
ARLOVSKI: (Laughs) Yeah. It was funny. Actually, it was a really popular T-shirt in Bulgaria. When Leo flew back to Chicago, I asked him, ‘Can you bring a box of these T-shirts because everybody wants that T-shirt, ‘How’s taste my pee pee.’
I heard that you actually didn’t mean to say what everyone thinks you said. Is that true?
I know my English is not good, and I tried to, you know, like on TV when they tell bad words it [sounds] like ‘beep beep beep,’ but it sounds like pee pee … It’s all good.

No, Andrei, it’s certainly not all good. You mean to say that your lovably child-like diss on Tim Sylvia was just an awkward attempt to bleep yourself? Our world = crashing down. But we do have to give the Pitbull props for his support of the Jews:

[T]he winner of this fight could get a shot at Alistair Overeem and the Strikeforce heavyweight title. Would you be interested in that fight?
Of course I’m interested … But more importantly for me is to have a rematch against Fedor. Like I said, I am beginning on my road to chase him everywhere. And I’m going to chase him, because if he’s a true champion and like he said, ‘I got a victory over Arlovski for all my orthodox fans,’ I just want to fight him again. I want to fight not only for my orhtodox fans, I want to fight for my Catholic, Muslim, Jewish fans … Just all my fans. To me, it sounds kind of hypocritical when he said, ‘I got a victory for all my orthodox fans.’ MMA is an international sport and I just want to fight for my fans; it doesn’t matter. I’m from Belarus, but my second home is the US, so I just want to fight for my fans. I just wish that nobody can beat him until I have a rematch against him.

Well sure, MMA is welcoming of all religions, but the sport was founded on Russian Orthodox values. Check the history books if you don’t believe me…

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IronClad- June 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
Lol wow that shit was funny. I want one of them t-shirts now!
Kadumel- June 3, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I got Arlovski if he fights smart and stay away from Rogers punching power. My gut tells me he learned from the Fedor fight and wont do anything stupid but my heart tells me Brett Rogers learned from the Fedor fight as well and everyone knows Arlovski has a suspect chin.

Who do you have?
Aenarion- June 3, 2009 at 3:17 pm
...god damn you for that link Ben. You owe me a pic of Gina Carano's ass for that. Get on that.
NECROPHYTE- June 3, 2009 at 3:00 pm
What's you're prediction Arlovski vs Rogers?
hows taste my pee pee- June 3, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Fuck...does this mean I have to change my log-in name?
Kadumel- June 3, 2009 at 2:23 pm

You called me gay in another comment board because I called out the asshole who stole my name. We can let this shit go though, I am not much for the shit talking on the internet.
manutdfan- June 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm
What the f*ck did you put that link in for? It is sites like that which make it hard to convince people that BJJ/MMA isn't gay.
Jake- June 3, 2009 at 1:01 pm
That link was the most disturbing (slightly) MMA related site I have seen since

I think I need to wash my eyes.
NECROPHYTE- June 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Why you beefing Kadumel? Gay? Just cuz I didn't let you suck my BALLZ? Get over it. I won't talk shit to you and don't talk shit back. Cool?
iamtommyok- June 3, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Ok, so if i get any calls about clicking that link while im at work, who do i blame?
x FenixKnight x- June 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I could see AA getting a rematch if he beats Rogers and then Overeem. Strikeforce Heavyweight Champ vs WAMMA (lol) Heavyweight Champ.
NateGetsIrate- June 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Are Fedor and Aleks anti-semite's? First swastika tattoo on Aleks and now this comment about winning one for the "orthodox" fans. WTF!?
Kadumel- June 3, 2009 at 12:25 pm
and Necrophyte because he is a gay.
Kadumel- June 3, 2009 at 12:25 pm

I hate you for that fucking link. Seriously I hate the gays.
auzzy85- June 3, 2009 at 12:23 pm
i feel sullied.....
NECROPHYTE- June 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm
He was censoring himself! haha. That just made me think of Tim Sylvia on the "Job".eww
artigale- June 3, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I hate you for that link.....
BM2- June 3, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Hahaha, "beep beep beep"? Arlovski, what a bumbling character.
Canadian Chronic- June 3, 2009 at 12:10 pm
cant wait for that rematch!