(Once again, Miley Cyrus puts my feelings into words better than I can. Except for all the kissing stuff.)
by Cage Potato senior editor Ben Fowlkes
A little less than two years ago I signed on with Cage Potato and joined managing editor Ben Goldstein in a daily attempt to make this one of the most entertaining MMA websites out there, while also working in a little bit of news and analysis here and there. It’s been a great ride since then, and I’ve never had a job that allowed me to have so much contact with so many great people, or such fun with photo captions.
But for me, the journey now draws to a close. I am moving on to another job within the MMA industry (more info on that in the coming days), so this will be my last week with the Potato.
Communicating with the loyal and passionate readers of this site has always been one of the highlights of the job for me, so I wanted to take a moment and let you all know in advance rather than just disappearing altogether one day the way your fathers did. (Sorry, that last part was probably inappropriate. Goodbyes are hard for me, so I compensate with hurtful jokes. This attribute has made for a series of unpleasant break-ups over the years.)
I want to thank all the readers and commenters and late-night drunken emailers who have made working for this site such a…well…an experience, as well as a joy. I also want to thank Ben Goldstein and the people at Break for giving me a chance in the first place, and for allowing me to become a part of a great team. I’ve enjoyed my time here immensely, and so it is with a mixture of sadness and excitement for things to come that I move on.
But before I go, BG suggested that I open the floor to questions one last time for a final “Ask the Potato” on my way out the door. To answer some of your questions preemptively: no, this isn’t your fault (unless you’re CAPS LOCK HAL); yes, you’ll definitely be able to visit me regularly in my new home; no, I am probably not going to recommend you as my replacement.
If that hasn’t torpedoed all of your possible questions, and if there’s still anything relating to MMA, Cage Potato, or life in general that you want to ask, go right ahead. I’ll round up the ones I feel like answering and post them later in the week, at which point you may begin complaining about what a jerk I am for not choosing your question.
Thanks again, Potato Nation. It’s been a pleasure.
(BF)








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commentsWhat advice would you give someone looking at starting an mma blog other than don't do it?
You don't leave CagePotato, CagePotato leaves you! This site is blood in and blood out, so make your choice wisely.
Another thing, I demand that BF is placed on the banned list. Your name will be placed right behind fighters claiming to "Fight like they use too" and you will not be pulled until you realize what a horrible idea it was to have us make you leave.
Well, i hope you stub your toe and it creates agonizing pain for at least three days.
Hugs and Armbars, Rape Choke
I can't believe it! The post even brought TUF Guy back out of wherever he went. Lifting obscene amounts of weight and tapping out everyone at Xtreme Couture, probably.
My question:
If you had amnesia, and then were cured; would you remember that you forgot?
Goodbye BF,
You know....I always kinda thought of the F in BF as standing for friend.
I'll let you decide what the B means.
...and yeh, I literally just made an account to post that
I was disappointed, and doubtful that the network would be able to find anyone that would fill the shoes of this brilliant host. I was sure that the show would tank and dissappear into obscurity.
The year was 1998.
The host was Craig Kilborn.
The show was The Daily Show.
Fuck you Fowlkes....I hope whatever the price your whore-soul was purchased for is worth the torment and monotony you have just added to all of our loyal...mundane lives. Now if Goldstein can find a suitable replacement....I will make sure to follow you to your new home so I can motherfuck you everyday.
Of course if Goldstein doesn't find more funny then I will jump ship and follow Fowlkes to his new home and continue to enjoy his writing and pretend Goldstein and the CP doesn't exist.....sorry Goldstein....Jewish you are...Mel Brooks or Woody Allen you are not.
P.S. No Goldstein...if you adopt a young Korean girl...take her on as your daughter..and then as soon as she turns 18 you start banging her and marry her...I will still not consider you a comic genius and/ or a competent replacement for Fowlkes.
"Th-Th-Th-That's All... Fowlkes!"
You guys are slippin'
Sad little feet.
I shall wear my :( face for the rest of the week.
Sucks to lose you, but best of luck just the same, prick.
I kid, may all your days be filled with good fortune and sunshine, fucker.
Apparently I'm gonna need some "closure time".
farewell Ben, all the best, We now rely on you completely to ensure the standard remains the same Goldstein
BTW, are you the new editor for MMAids.com?
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