MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Announcing the CagePotato MMA Halloween Costume Contest!



(Just to get you in the holiday spirit: Forrest Griffin as Supergirl, Seth Petruzelli as Kimbo Slice, Mauricio Rua as Fred Flintstone with Wanderlei Silva as a drunken gladiator, Arianny Celeste as a sexy schoolgirl, and three fat guys as the TapouT crew.)

Check this out, Potato Nation. Halloween is just two weeks from now, which means you’re probably scrambling to come up with a clever costume. But we all know that the streets are going to be jam-packed with Zombie Obamas and Pedobears. So we’re looking for your best MMA-themed Halloween costumes. They could be faithful renditions of well-known fighters, or references to more obscure moments in the sport. The only requirements are that they’re related to MMA in some way, and that they make us LOMFAO.

Come up with a unique concept, cobble it together using whatever you can steal from Party City*, and e-mail a photo of yourself to feedback@cagepotato.com. The winner will get a super-awesome prize package, the contents of which cannot be revealed at this time because we’re not sure what it’ll be yet. But trust us, it’ll be absolutely spooktacular. Here’s the thing, though: You must submit your entries by Thursday, 10/29, so that we can post the finalists on Friday. In other words, you won’t actually have to go out in public wearing your costume if you don’t want to, which is great news if you’re planning to dress up as Brock Lesnar‘s Tattoo. Holler in the comments section if you have any questions, and good luck!

* Shoplifting is in no way endorsed by CagePotato.com or Break Media, but we all know times are tough, and we don’t expect anybody to drop a lot of cash on this contest when the return on investment could turn out to be an autographed 8×10 of Tim Sylvia.

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whitey- October 16, 2009 at 8:11 pm
that's what happens when they let Frank Miller do the new Supergirl movie
Bovice- October 16, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I'll just get a Chuck-hawk, paint my toenails gay colors, wear blue fight shorts, do a few sit-ups, and walk around drinking a Red Dog and/or an Icehouse. I think I got it in the bag.
Squirrelnuts- October 16, 2009 at 9:24 am
eesh, that no leech pic is brutal.
Douchey McDoucherton- October 16, 2009 at 8:54 am
an autographed 8X10 of Tim Sylvia is something worth stealing for
Hammer- October 16, 2009 at 8:24 am
Anyone try clicking the "brock lesnar's tattoo" link? Its fuckin hawt.
One Two- October 16, 2009 at 8:08 am
thats why he took off running he had to go save a cat from a tree. hope its cold enough my double mcdonalds cones don't melt.
Jugger- October 16, 2009 at 7:32 am
Ah, the good ole days, when Forrest Griffin was a happy-go-lucky, honorable, cross-dressing role model.

Then Anderson came along, cast a spell, and turned Forrest into a bitter, ignominious, self-loathing retard.
Mike Milbury- October 16, 2009 at 7:11 am
I'm going as Sean Sherk this year:
-Warrior Wear t-shirt...Check.
-T-rex arms...Check.
-Steroid syringes...Working on that.
shitbag- October 16, 2009 at 7:08 am
@agentsmith she can be lazy and unimaginative all over my schlong
agentsmith- October 16, 2009 at 6:29 am
The schoolgirl thing works on Arianny... okay let's be honest, a potato sack would work on her... but somehow it comes across as kinda lazy and unimaginative.
shitbag- October 16, 2009 at 6:07 am
Thank you for that pic of Arianny! What a nice way to start my day.
Häkkiperuna- October 16, 2009 at 6:06 am
Thanks CP, now I'm getting mad at my girlfriend for not being as hot as Arianny.

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