Won’t be in Boston til late Friday morning, but I know my 1st stop is gonna be @ Champions to make love to that sexy ass Sampler Tower.

Im in San Diego so no dice for me – I defer all my beers and shots to ReX and Viva! Bottoms up gentlemen!

I have read this site religiously for about 2+ years now but I’ve hardly commented – I should probably start…

I’m driving into Boston tomorrow morning from New Jersey for the fan expo.

I’ll be staying at the Hilton Back Bay – right across the street from the Sheraton on Dalton St

I see the walk to the meet up is 7 minutes (per google map lol)

Maybe I’ll stop by when my friends from Maine arrive.

hey, i’m in town for work! lucky me, will i get to see the loser of the infamous ipecac bet? the food at the bar isnt too bad.

Oh, and have an awesome weekend guys, I’m jealous as all get out

Dayumm, obviously down unda so cant make it, but this is getting me excited for Sydney in February, oh and BTW assembly of dads, when you get here I will be an assistant, not a stalker, its important that you tell the local police this one.

cause thats what he eats that on the daily… Like a real man does and like I wish I could.

Why does the Champions Sampler remind me of Brock Lesnar?

Seriously though, when are we gonna have a West coast gathering… cause Im sitting here in 100 degree weather sad that everyone from CP is getting together on the other side of the country, Im saying that LESNAR v CAIN we make it happen… C’MOOOOOOONNNNN

1- number of times I will +1 ccman’s list

It’s times like these I wished I wasn’t just a bizarre, inexplicable figment of your imaginations and that I inhabited a physical body.

Sounds sick fellas unfortunately am over in the UK is CP gettin over here or what?

So Im guessin that Im gonna have to request a lap top be there so I can be there via Skype and so you assholes can also do a play by play of the night and see how their game measures up against high class ladies.

Rex13 vs Cute Waitress:

Rex comes out looking fresh and ready to go. Hes looking real confident as the waitress approaches the table, “Hey I was thin…” “NO”. AND ITS ALL OVER!! In just under 30 seconds of the first the waitress shoots down one of go to guys from the CP camp… Man I didnt think Rex had a chance but I would have thought it would have gone the distance.

I live in Utah. Sorry no can go. But save me some of them onion rings, and let me know how their spicy shit tacos rate.

steampunk is that why you disappeared? You got banned? I think there is a conspiracy afoot here at CP…

Sadly all those beers to choose from and yet I am stoked they have PBR 24 oz cans, word son!

Go with the Allagash!

@Gill-uh-teen

I talked to Break and then talked to Ben.

Goldstein knows whats up.

For those who cannot be in attendance Rex is actually working out a way to have a satellite feed hooked up to each one of your houses so that anyone interested can go grab a case of beer and join in virtually,

Hold him to his word people.

@steam

Did you get your name back after beating one of the admins at a game of rock paper scissors? or did you just make a new name?

We should form a gang of outcasts…

@Gill-uh-teen

I feel ya man. They banned me a little while ago too. But I’m back!

Too bad I live so far away.

You guys are missing out. In real life I’m both hilarious AND handsome.

@ shitbag – yeah, look at these assholes ruining this whole “anonymous commenting” thing we got going here by meeting face to face.

I’m just jealous I can’t be there to build a phallic onion ring tower in MRuss’ hair.

no “delete” button? What kind of bush-league website is this?

My properly-pronounced alter-ego whose name shall not be spoken (because the comment gets ‘flagged for approval’) wants a meetup closer to home…

triple post?

Sorry guys, can’t make it. I’m washing my hair that night.

I went to the Vegas Expo sadly so Traveling halfway across the country is out of the question. You fuckers behave and leave my beloved patriots alone. Chances are its a good thing I wont be there beer/and Opinionated me doesn’t mesh well so have a good one.

Vegas odds over/unders:
3 – number of times the saying ‘I’m a potato head bitches’ i said in attempt to pick up a girl
47 – number of times BG says ‘you know who I am?’
47 – number of times rex13 is heard saying ‘yeah, do you know who he is?’
16 – number of samplers ordered
10 – number of samplers thrown up by the end of the event
0 – number of condoms used collectively thru the weekend
144 – number of condoms purchased for the weekend
20 – average price for a beer
31 – number of times random people say ‘you look nothing like what i expected’
6 – extra bouncers hired if party is announced to the bar
27 – number of times someone bitches about tito or war machine getting press
27 – number of times the bitching is correct about tito and war machine getting press
52 – number of punches thrown in the pro fedor vs con fedor riot
0 – number of these that made anyone laugh or feel an urge to +1 the list

I was planning on coming, but then I remembered I have some video tapes to return.

I assume my ban extends to all real life events too…

I probably had a bounty out for me at this point…

@Viva… now that I know your accent I read all of your comments how I imagine you would say them. Make you show up that bah pah-ched!

Rex13>> Well if you wanna give me a free shirt then sure why not? Bring an extra for my compadre.

MRuss is gonna take that whole tower of onion rings down in a one gulp fashion that would impress even the seediest of porn directors.

Its times like these I wish I wasn’t such a keyboard warrior asshole too scared to show his face in public.

I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.

Large Midget >> You mean like everyone meets up and then prowls the Fan Expo as a team, with matching shirts? That could be interesting. Behold…the Potato Posse!

I’m going to show up with 10 onion rings on my 9 inch rod. Anyone’s welcome to eat ‘em. Just not in a gay way.

@ ccman

MRuss will be dipping that bad boy in Maple Syrup…that’s how we Canadians roll!

Are they going to have french fries and gravy for M. Russ? Molson Triple X? Labatt Blue?

@jayrog.
The Sheraton on Dalton Street? If so, you are wicked close. Walk up Belvidere St, take a left on Hunnington Ave.

@Booze n Brawl,
Sadly none of my one liners are original. However, no one get to excited, I may have one limited edition(1), printed on low gloss, black and white ink, HP desk jet printer copy of my guest column from a while back autographed for the first person to ask at the convention. People please do not stampede the booth.

And in complete fairness I did do all the work and Rex merely drooled over beer selections and the possibility of an extremely phallus looking onion tower. HA!

Hopefully we can get a strong showing from the Nation, ya crazy bastards.

ill be in boston on thursday(after 15 hour drive)for vacation for the expo and the fights. what a sic vacation eh?staying at the sheraton and hoping most of the fighters are 2.anyone know how far the cage potato party is from the sheraton? if i dont see you there ill see you at booth 2017 bitches.

Knew i could count on you Rex.

We should organize a meet-up at the fan expo on saturday, for all the peeps who aren’t gonna be in Boston until Friday afternoon.

Stak >> Viva promised me that the Patriots’ cheerleading team and the cream of the local modeling talent will be present. I made him pinky swear.

After watching the video entries again i am fairly certain of numerous things:

1. Your both gonna blow your whole allowance in this bar and have nothing left fo the fight night.
2. vegas is placing odds on CP peeps even getting past the door.
3. Mruss will order the tower and eat the whole thing dipped in Mayo
4. not to certain I wanna go to a sports bar that places wine glasses at each setting. Betting you will get an explosion of of sensory overload from all the tv’s being on synchronized swimming, figure skating, curling, and a steady repeat of Greg luganis diving in the olympics with free Jello shots every time he gets the gold.
5. Old dad won’t go.

Patrick Bateman would not allow his hookers to eat that.

Ill be there but only in spirit! Someone make sure my spirit gets all kinds of fucked up and laid!

Ill be there but only in spirit!

Only if Ben Fowlkes is going

In fairness, Viva Hate organized this himself, but i endorse his bar choice. I look forward to working my way through the beer list.

Anyone that plans on showing up, holler.

I think I saw that onion ring tower at Tito and Jenna’s place when i was looting it the other day. I didn’t find a drip of dressing though.

I won’t be there until friday…

Rex and Viva – Hope you guys have a couple of hundred funny/original one liners for your autographs. If not, people gon be piiiiised

#1- Not getting there until Saturday. But I’ll see you bitches at the Expo.

#2- Nice American Psycho reference.

This doesnt sound gay at all!

Duuuuude……..I’d love to go but I live in Orlando—-FUCK!!!! That Bar looks tight and so does the food……..Oh well–You guy’s have fun!!!!!!