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Announcing the Trash Talkin’ Kids T-Shirt Design Contest!


(Stephan Bonnar — supermodel. Props: TrashTalkinKids)

[Update, 11:56 a.m. ET: The submission e-mail has changed; see below. If you've already submitted an entry, there's no need to re-submit.]

One of my favorite booths at the UFC Fan Expo in Toronto was Trash Talkin’ Kids, a brand-new t-shirt line that combines MMA fighters with one of the most horrible fads from the 1980s. As a dude who appreciates lowbrow humor more than skulls and wings, these shirts spoke to me.

Brock Lesnar Brocked and Loaded” width=”120″ height=”120″ /> Roy Nelson Big Boy” width=”120″ height=”120″ /> Matt Hamill Incredible Hulk” width=”120″ height=”120″ />

TTK was cool enough to hook us up with a couple shirts for the Potato Nation. It’s been a long time since we’ve done a t-shirt design contest, so we thought we’d give it another shot. Your challenge is this: Create a t-shirt design in the style of Trash Talkin’ Kids. (Basically, a well-known MMA fighter, a weird Garbage Pail-esque pun using their name, and a gruesome visual representation of that pun.) Details continue after the jump…

Submit your entries to submission@ngaugeinc.com by next Monday. We’ll select a few finalists, and you’ll vote for your favorite on Tuesday. The top two vote-getters will each score their choice of TTK t-shirt from the four designs pictured above. Simple as that. And for those of you who aren’t artistically inclined, you can always help out by tossing some concept ideas in the comments section. Any questions? Good luck to everybody, and thanks to Trash Talkin’ Kids for making this possible!

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RwilsonR- May 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm
I like where flyinggogo is going with this BJ Penn thing, but what could you possibly do with a name like BJ? What could you possibly do? Hmmm?
I don't know, but I hope someone with artistic abilities takes flyinggogo up on this idea he has.
NY UFC Fan- May 17, 2011 at 11:36 am
Some idea's

Mauricio "No-ShowGun" Rua (Illustration would be him tapping from strikes from Jones)

Alves And The Chipmunks (Illustration should be self explanatory)

Anderson Sliver (Illustration as Anderson Silva as a snake hitting Vitor with his tail)
Daddy_jeffy- May 17, 2011 at 11:12 am
Acromegolio Bigface Silva.
Bunk- May 17, 2011 at 10:20 am
@moomessa draw it up!

I was also thinking this would be pretty funny:

JUNIOR No Hablo, a picture of JDS with a bunch of marbles in and falling out of his mouth...
flyingogoplata- May 17, 2011 at 7:46 am
"Stay Awake Jake" featuring Jake Shieldzzzzzzzzzzz
flyingogoplata- May 17, 2011 at 7:32 am
"Brown Suga" with a cartoon version of the stanky leg?
flyingogoplata- May 17, 2011 at 7:30 am
Who wants to draw this great idea I have for "BJ" Penn?
ExpectJesusBro- May 17, 2011 at 7:06 am
Gina "clogged coronary" Corano... someone please make it!
warchief65- May 16, 2011 at 9:53 pm
Shit .... I can't draw . Somebody help ME !!! Anyways , put Couture on with having him putting a naked choke on Chuck Norris and saying " Ranger this Chucky ", what you think , .....................................................................no ? NO? Why I atta ...
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moomessa- May 16, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Props Bunk, "Wake Up Chuck" gag had me in stitches. Is anybody making that one? I'm finished with Lindland, and I'll do it if no one else has. I'll even relinquish credit to Bunk for an awesome idea.
a-rod- May 16, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Here's a blank you can start with. Now all you need to do is add the character.

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/RrSb60kak3L8zcvbCExO93N3szYR_Zd_72V1iTnw2bI?feat=directlink
FightZen- May 16, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Jailed Sonnen is amazing!
agentsmith- May 16, 2011 at 5:01 pm
I'd actually have an entry or two if not for the drawing part. Fuck art!
Get Off Me- May 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm
That one Daley had of Koscheck needs to be put on a shirt.
I'd buy Jailed Sonnen and wake up Chuck, that's funny shiit.
RwilsonR- May 16, 2011 at 3:48 pm
I just sent my entry in, and it has all the artistic ability I could manage with 15 minutes of cut&paste from google images onto MS paint on my work computer during conference calls. So when you all see this and start wondering how the hell it took me 15 minutes, just remember I also can't figure out how to use twitter for the Free CP contest.
Nut Puncher 9000- May 16, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Stanky Frankie
Bunk- May 16, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Wake Up CHUCK

Chuck laying face down in a pile of his own vomit
Nut Puncher 9000- May 16, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Captain Clayman (Captain Caveman)
Nut Puncher 9000- May 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Jailed Sonnen
moomessa- May 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm
I got sidetracked.... I just ended up drawing a picture of Phil Davis as a genie. I don't have a goddamn clue why... I just think at the weigh-ins, when he puffs up, he looks like a genie.

Shit... "puffs up"... damn it, I should have made him a dilophosaurus. I'll be back.
bgoldstein- May 16, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Ha, some good ideas so far!
Daddy_jeffy- May 16, 2011 at 1:32 pm
"Hot Carl"os Condit.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+carl
Someone else do the artwork as I think I just threw up a bit.
agentsmith- May 16, 2011 at 1:25 pm
CP wins their own contest with "Snot" Jorgensen.
LOKI- May 16, 2011 at 1:13 pm
Frank Mir putting Jesus in a crucifix...does he tap with his foot? IDUNNO!
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