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Another Lesnar Surrogate Says Brock Will Rise Again

With all the people popping up to assure us that UFC heavyweight champ Brock Lesnar is feeling better and getting back in the gym, we’re forced to conclude that one of two things is going on: 1) Lesnar has been dead for several months now and there is a vast conspiracy to keep the world from learning the truth, or 2) his health situation is really not as bad as once feared.  We can’t rule out option #1 yet, just like we can’t say with any degree of certainty that "Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel" isn’t the best movie ever made, since we haven’t seen it for ourselves.  But what we can do is ask the people who would know better than us, and the more of them who come forward to say that Brock will be back soon, the more we tend to think it’s true. 

This still leaves us wondering why Lesnar has insisted on keeping quiet for so long, as well as why he asked Dana White not to say anything but apparently made no such request of his own coaches.  Or who knows, maybe he did.  Maybe they’re just smart enough to know that since Lesnar doesn’t have the internet, he won’t ever find out that they put his name in the streets on "MMA Live."  If does find out, though, oh man.  His reaction will make this seem tame by comparison…

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peanutbuttter- January 15, 2010 at 1:00 am
Hall-of-Fame-Douche Tees
peanutbuttter- January 15, 2010 at 12:58 am
I told ya'll about Evan Dunham. I yelled at him through my television to take that arm for the Ducks.

Kenny doesn't look like Robert Davi.

Walker was on SN today wearing that same outfit. Hittin all the bases.

Hendo is our next Middleweight Champion of not-the World.

Faber wants his belt and then super fights. He should just skip to the super fights. Aldo is BlackHouse, enough said. He should go to strikeforce. He'll stand a chance against King Mo after Gegard gets done with him.

I was actually hoping Rampage would go to Strikeforce and fight Lawal. That's somethin right there. Seriously, wouldn't that be a good fight?

I want to fight Brian Bowles but he's not allowed to fight back.

You should make new t-shirts. I can't remember what the HoF Ts looked like (breakmediaswag is down right now..) but they should be like that shirt, but this:


peanutbuttter- January 15, 2010 at 12:32 am
Like Dan Henderson,
I tend to agree with Kenny.
Number of exciting Maynard fights?
There aren't very many.

He lives in a glass house,
so Gray ain't throwin stones.
He's looking for the paychecks,
not so much the broken bones.

Kimbos Bread- January 14, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Kenny Florian is the young Robert Davi of MMA.


I fucking DARE you. Homey.
KINGMADE- January 14, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Honestly I think Lesnar failed a drug test and this is just a big fucking cover up....
mthomas- January 14, 2010 at 4:29 pm
+10 for "The Wire" reference!
Red Baron- January 14, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Who cares?! Lesnar is a meatheaded Neanderthal. He's bad for MMA, and it really says a lot when it's possible that you can be a bad representative of such a crude sport.

Lesnar should tend to his hiney problems and leave MMA to those whose knuckles aren't calloused from dragging the ground as he walks semi-upright.
FreddyFangers- January 14, 2010 at 4:01 pm
i concur
GenZod- January 14, 2010 at 3:48 pm
^ you sir are a fag monger....
Times Infinity- January 14, 2010 at 3:46 pm