You guys said we were gonna wear blue speedos! Great, now I look stupid!

@Robocop: Would that mean Steve Mazzagatti is Shemp?

Schiavello, Miller and Mezger. This is like the Three Stooges of MMA Broadcasting. Schiavello is Curly, Mezger is Larry, Miller is Moe. Let’s hope Miller pokes Mezger in the eyes and Schiavello slaps his face and screams like a monkey tonight.

Having seen that his once dear friend Aoki had taught somebody else their secret penis-to-penis greeting, Miller swore he’d never give him back his Nintendo DS ever again.

^^ Get over it girl. Man the fuck up and fight someone like a man. Not run up on some random with a bat. Hahaha, what a pathetic loser you are.

@ Yves Latrine

Comedic genius my friend, you should get a t-shirt for your effort. Not the shitty ‘devil horns’ shirt that they are trying to sell, but the shirt off of the back of the random dude you and I beat the shit out of with a bat and a length of logging chain.

Seriously dude, help me jump the fuck out some passerby with a chain and bat. I need the release. My job has been ultra-stressful as of late. Just one ‘out of the blue’ malicious wounding with a deadly weapon is all I really need to set the ship right again. Don’t be scared homie, let’s do the pig. C’mon, I’ll pick up the tab.

@ NECROPHYTE: Well, who do you think fluffed Mayem?

Surprised War Machine didn’t find himself among this photo of scantily clad men.

Miller ” WTF r u guys doing this isn’t a male bukkake film, Where the fuck is my manager?”

oreintal on the left “uuuuaaaa SSussucki Mii PEPEPEPE ”

oriental on the right “uuuuaaa wweeiill Taastea Myy Wang ofa a destruction “

Three inches of pain

Mayhem “Ohhh come on guys I turn around for one second and you start without me? Well you can jump the gun if you want but I will still finish first! I will not be the one eating the cracker this time!”

Is it me or is Mayhem just a little too excited about the prospects of this swordfight? Gives ‘Bully Beatdown’ a whole new meaning…

what the hell, man.

Cmon, you gotta love how quick Schiavello puts those catchphrases together. I gotta say it’s better than hearing “His precision is…. so precise.” or “He got absolutely rocked!!!” or “IT IS AAAALLLL OVER!!!”

I’d rather hear “THE BIG KIBOSH!!!!” but then again it’s a matter of taste. Oh and plus having MAYHEM as co-color commentary is a genius move. Too bad though, I wanted to see him fight too. BEST entrances in MMA bar none.

Great, I love hearing Schiavello try to force lame catchphrases past his goiter. Good noight, Irene, troying to find Mahah Sahkurai’s weakness is loike troyin ta foind a pubic hair at a Moily Coyrus conceht!

Wait, is Dynamite! an MMA event or a swordfighting contest?

Take that, Mike Goldberg. One evening of Mayhem and it’ll be the unemployment line for you. Watch your collective backs too, strikeforce commentating spacktards.

Ichiban!