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Another Reason to Watch Dynamite!! 2009…

(Photo courtesy of Kamipro.)

…or at least record it on your DVR. It looks like MMA wildman Jason Miller will be joining Michael Schiavello and Guy Mezger for the HDNet broadcast late tonight. Though Miller wishes he was fighting, he’ll have to be content with trading insane one-liners with Schiavello, while Mezger patiently waits for his turn to say something. Speaking of "The Voice," Schiavello recently hosted a 90-minute preview of the Dynamite!! event on HDNet, taking viewers through all the notable matchups. If you’re interested, click here.

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McClaniac- December 31, 2009 at 10:40 am
You guys said we were gonna wear blue speedos! Great, now I look stupid!
Seoul Brother- December 31, 2009 at 8:18 am
@Robocop: Would that mean Steve Mazzagatti is Shemp?
Robocop Didnt Tap- December 30, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Schiavello, Miller and Mezger. This is like the Three Stooges of MMA Broadcasting. Schiavello is Curly, Mezger is Larry, Miller is Moe. Let's hope Miller pokes Mezger in the eyes and Schiavello slaps his face and screams like a monkey tonight.
Goat- December 30, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Having seen that his once dear friend Aoki had taught somebody else their secret penis-to-penis greeting, Miller swore he'd never give him back his Nintendo DS ever again.
831 Son- December 30, 2009 at 10:00 pm
^^ Get over it girl. Man the fuck up and fight someone like a man. Not run up on some random with a bat. Hahaha, what a pathetic loser you are.
PurplePickle- December 30, 2009 at 7:19 pm
@ Yves Latrine

Comedic genius my friend, you should get a t-shirt for your effort. Not the shitty 'devil horns' shirt that they are trying to sell, but the shirt off of the back of the random dude you and I beat the shit out of with a bat and a length of logging chain.

Seriously dude, help me jump the fuck out some passerby with a chain and bat. I need the release. My job has been ultra-stressful as of late. Just one 'out of the blue' malicious wounding with a deadly weapon is all I really need to set the ship right again. Don't be scared homie, let's do the pig. C'mon, I'll pick up the tab.
Seoul Brother- December 30, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@ NECROPHYTE: Well, who do you think fluffed Mayem?
NECROPHYTE- December 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Surprised War Machine didn't find himself among this photo of scantily clad men.
intercept440- December 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Miller " WTF r u guys doing this isn't a male bukkake film, Where the fuck is my manager?"

oreintal on the left "uuuuaaaa SSussucki Mii PEPEPEPE "

oriental on the right "uuuuaaa wweeiill Taastea Myy Wang ofa a destruction "

Organ Donor- December 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Three inches of pain
ghostboner- December 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Mayhem "Ohhh come on guys I turn around for one second and you start without me? Well you can jump the gun if you want but I will still finish first! I will not be the one eating the cracker this time!"
rlh61- December 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Is it me or is Mayhem just a little too excited about the prospects of this swordfight? Gives 'Bully Beatdown' a whole new meaning...
richorama- December 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
what the hell, man.
KidDinomite- December 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Cmon, you gotta love how quick Schiavello puts those catchphrases together. I gotta say it's better than hearing "His precision is.... so precise." or "He got absolutely rocked!!!" or "IT IS AAAALLLL OVER!!!"

I'd rather hear "THE BIG KIBOSH!!!!" but then again it's a matter of taste. Oh and plus having MAYHEM as co-color commentary is a genius move. Too bad though, I wanted to see him fight too. BEST entrances in MMA bar none.
Yves Latrine- December 30, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Great, I love hearing Schiavello try to force lame catchphrases past his goiter. Good noight, Irene, troying to find Mahah Sahkurai's weakness is loike troyin ta foind a pubic hair at a Moily Coyrus conceht!
Organ Donor- December 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Wait, is Dynamite! an MMA event or a swordfighting contest?
Clyde- December 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Take that, Mike Goldberg. One evening of Mayhem and it'll be the unemployment line for you. Watch your collective backs too, strikeforce commentating spacktards.
Organ Donor- December 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm