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Anthony Johnson Makes Weight, Invites You All to Eat a Dick


(Damn it, if you’d only told us this 15 minutes ago, we wouldn’t have eaten that Hot Pocket. Photo courtesy of the UFC Fight Night 24 Weigh In Pics gallery on CombatLifestyle.com)

All fighters hit their marks last night at the weigh-ins for UFC Fight Night: Nogueira vs. Davis, which goes down this evening at the Key Arena in Seattle. Despite the recent rumors of Anthony Johnson swelling up to 230 pounds before his training camp, Johnson arrived at 171 pounds and looked perfectly healthy in the process. Afterwards, an elated Rumble jumped on Twitter to share the good news: “I made weight so all u fuckin haterz can eat a mutha fuckin dick. Never doubt ME!!!

Thanks for thinking of us, AJ! Full UFC Fight Night 24 weigh-in results are after the jump…

MAIN CARD
Phil Davis (206) vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira (206)
Dan Hardy (171) vs. Anthony Johnson (171)
Amir Sadollah (170) vs. DaMarques Johnson (171)
Chan Sung Jung (146) vs. Leonard Garcia (145)

PRELIMINARY CARD
Mackens Semerzier (146) vs. Alex Caceres (146)
Jon Madsen (261) vs. Mike Russow (256)
John Hathaway (171) vs. Kris McCray (170)
Edwin Figueroa (136) vs. Michael McDonald (135)
Sean McCorkle (266) vs. Christian Morecraft (265)
Mario Miranda (185) vs. Aaron Simpson (185)
Johny Hendricks (170) vs. T.J. Waldburger (170)
Nik Lentz (155) vs. Waylon Lowe (156)

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TehBeej- January 13, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Anthony "(Never let my stomach) Rumble" Johnson!
KarmaAteMyCat- March 26, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Yah I'll have to agree with Rumble on this tons of people talk mad shit. He is obviously good now and has made weight I normally give the scale the middle finger and if theres nobody around I'll tell it to fuck itself. Mad people talked mad shit but you know in hind site he was cutting from 220lbs? Didn't I read that at some point? I could look it up I just honestly don't care thats A LOT OF WEIGHT BRO! WTF! No but give credit where credits do, tonights about to be a banger of nights. Someone is getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
ghostboner- March 26, 2011 at 2:04 pm
It will be funny when he pisses dirty.
ghostboner- March 26, 2011 at 2:03 pm
He screwed up and said it wrong cause he is not as "articulate" as Jon Jones.
ghostboner- March 26, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Relax guys, relax. I'm sure he meant "eat a spotted dick", you know, like as in inviting you to join him in celebration of his successful weight cut.
http://britishfood.about.com/od/regionalenglishrecipes/r/Pudding.htm
Uppercut Magnet- March 26, 2011 at 1:12 pm
lol black people are obsessed with oral sex.
the silver hawaiian- March 26, 2011 at 1:00 pm
That headline. Done. Made up for some of the lousiness and lameness I've been treated to here as of late.

I like a.
Bootylam- March 26, 2011 at 12:43 pm
Why does it always have to be "haterz"? What the fuck does that really even mean? How about if we only disapprove? Then do we sample the dick or what? Anyway, if Hardly got fucking STARCHED (YAY!) by Condit what will happen when Rumble hits him? Bye Dan!
RwilsonR- March 26, 2011 at 11:59 am
Thiago Alves is not impressed with Anthony Johnson's attempts to keep the weight class within its contracted limits.
scumbag- March 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
Dana is not going to like that tweet as he should not. How can MMA, sorry I meant ufc as that is it's new name in 'merica, ever be taken seriously if contracted athletes are allowed to display such immature and profane language in their communication with the masses. How would the MLB officials react if a rising star tweeted about sucking a dick because he made it from the dugout to homeplate without tripping on his shoelace??? Get a clue Rumble Johnson. You just drafted your own walking papers and if you lose tonight Dana is going to sign them.
halfbreed23- March 26, 2011 at 11:12 am
I consider myself a foodie but I won't be trying any of Anthony's dick thank you.
Fried Taco- March 26, 2011 at 11:06 am
Eat a dick? Maybe after he rehydrates it first.
James007- March 26, 2011 at 11:01 am
Rogan is probably thinking "Is he really serious about the eating a dick thing because I want some"
dranokills- March 26, 2011 at 10:46 am
aww shit I blew my cover. "I" am really Anthony Johnson. wish me luck you fuckin dickeating haters.(disclaimer: you cool guys KNOW this ain't pointed at you)
rogerw- March 26, 2011 at 10:34 am
He does look extremely ripped, even by pro MMA fighter standards, the cut can't have been as easy as he claims; the only one who looked even more insane at the weigh in imo was John Hathaway.
Vera- March 26, 2011 at 10:32 am
Eating your dick might have been an idea for the times you didnt make weight Rumble!
waitimalovernotafighter.blogspot.com- March 26, 2011 at 10:23 am
hmmm...someone seems to have dick on his mind...word to the wise Dan Hardy: don't get into any north-south position if you know what I mean (and I think you do)...
youenjoyzedella- March 26, 2011 at 10:11 am
No way he's recovered enough in time today to perform well. He'll be 75-80% at best. He is a beast, but guaranteed he loses this one. He's only a monster when he comes in 8 lbs over.
mDino- March 26, 2011 at 10:11 am
jon jones, phil davis and rumble johnson should all just fuse into one badass ssj with 95 inch reach, and unbelievable "explosiveness"
Jesus Frijoles- March 26, 2011 at 9:12 am
That's Joe Rogan's I am way too high to be here face.
Payday- March 26, 2011 at 9:11 am
Best. Tweet. Ever.
GistoftheFist- March 26, 2011 at 9:09 am
What's with Joe's expression in the background there?
RSparrow- March 26, 2011 at 8:38 am
Why is there a horse at the weigh in?
JerkFaceFave- March 26, 2011 at 8:25 am
I would love to AJ, make it a deluxe! http://www.ddir.com/
Clyde- March 26, 2011 at 8:18 am
Also, I bet if Rumble had ate a dick, he wouldn't have made weight.
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