Anthony “(Never let my stomach) Rumble” Johnson!

Yah I’ll have to agree with Rumble on this tons of people talk mad shit. He is obviously good now and has made weight I normally give the scale the middle finger and if theres nobody around I’ll tell it to fuck itself. Mad people talked mad shit but you know in hind site he was cutting from 220lbs? Didn’t I read that at some point? I could look it up I just honestly don’t care thats A LOT OF WEIGHT BRO! WTF! No but give credit where credits do, tonights about to be a banger of nights. Someone is getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

It will be funny when he pisses dirty.

He screwed up and said it wrong cause he is not as “articulate” as Jon Jones.

Relax guys, relax. I’m sure he meant “eat a spotted dick”, you know, like as in inviting you to join him in celebration of his successful weight cut.
http://britishfood.about.com/od/regionalenglishrecipes/r/Pudding.htm

lol black people are obsessed with oral sex.

That headline. Done. Made up for some of the lousiness and lameness I’ve been treated to here as of late.

I like a.

Why does it always have to be “haterz”? What the fuck does that really even mean? How about if we only disapprove? Then do we sample the dick or what? Anyway, if Hardly got fucking STARCHED (YAY!) by Condit what will happen when Rumble hits him? Bye Dan!

Thiago Alves is not impressed with Anthony Johnson’s attempts to keep the weight class within its contracted limits.

Dana is not going to like that tweet as he should not. How can MMA, sorry I meant ufc as that is it’s new name in ‘merica, ever be taken seriously if contracted athletes are allowed to display such immature and profane language in their communication with the masses. How would the MLB officials react if a rising star tweeted about sucking a dick because he made it from the dugout to homeplate without tripping on his shoelace??? Get a clue Rumble Johnson. You just drafted your own walking papers and if you lose tonight Dana is going to sign them.

I consider myself a foodie but I won’t be trying any of Anthony’s dick thank you.

Eat a dick? Maybe after he rehydrates it first.

Rogan is probably thinking “Is he really serious about the eating a dick thing because I want some”

aww shit I blew my cover. “I” am really Anthony Johnson. wish me luck you fuckin dickeating haters.(disclaimer: you cool guys KNOW this ain’t pointed at you)

He does look extremely ripped, even by pro MMA fighter standards, the cut can’t have been as easy as he claims; the only one who looked even more insane at the weigh in imo was John Hathaway.

Eating your dick might have been an idea for the times you didnt make weight Rumble!

hmmm…someone seems to have dick on his mind…word to the wise Dan Hardy: don’t get into any north-south position if you know what I mean (and I think you do)…

No way he’s recovered enough in time today to perform well. He’ll be 75-80% at best. He is a beast, but guaranteed he loses this one. He’s only a monster when he comes in 8 lbs over.

jon jones, phil davis and rumble johnson should all just fuse into one badass ssj with 95 inch reach, and unbelievable “explosiveness”

That’s Joe Rogan’s I am way too high to be here face.

Best. Tweet. Ever.

What’s with Joe’s expression in the background there?

Why is there a horse at the weigh in?

I would love to AJ, make it a deluxe! http://www.ddir.com/

Also, I bet if Rumble had ate a dick, he wouldn’t have made weight.

Wow. He made weight. I am impressed. Sure put all of us in our place, right AJ? Yep, when I showed up at work at exactly 8:59, I went straight on to twitter and shot down all the fuckers who thought I was unprofessional and couldn’t show up on time. Yep, doing the absolute minimum required of you sure is something to brag about.

thank you for the invitation to eat your dick, Mr. Rumble. I’m sorry, but I won’t be able to accept your invitation, but call me sometime and maybe we could schedule a date when you can come over and eat my asshole. Have fun losing to Dan Hardy.
XOXO
Danomite

u miss weight multiple times and somehow people arent supposed to doubt you? come on, bro