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Anthony Johnson Makes Weight, Invites You All to Eat a Dick

(Damn it, if you’d only told us this 15 minutes ago, we wouldn’t have eaten that Hot Pocket. Photo courtesy of the UFC Fight Night 24 Weigh In Pics gallery on

All fighters hit their marks last night at the weigh-ins for UFC Fight Night: Nogueira vs. Davis, which goes down this evening at the Key Arena in Seattle. Despite the recent rumors of Anthony Johnson swelling up to 230 pounds before his training camp, Johnson arrived at 171 pounds and looked perfectly healthy in the process. Afterwards, an elated Rumble jumped on Twitter to share the good news: “I made weight so all u fuckin haterz can eat a mutha fuckin dick. Never doubt ME!!!

Thanks for thinking of us, AJ! Full UFC Fight Night 24 weigh-in results are after the jump…

Phil Davis (206) vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira (206)
Dan Hardy (171) vs. Anthony Johnson (171)
Amir Sadollah (170) vs. DaMarques Johnson (171)
Chan Sung Jung (146) vs. Leonard Garcia (145)

Mackens Semerzier (146) vs. Alex Caceres (146)
Jon Madsen (261) vs. Mike Russow (256)
John Hathaway (171) vs. Kris McCray (170)
Edwin Figueroa (136) vs. Michael McDonald (135)
Sean McCorkle (266) vs. Christian Morecraft (265)
Mario Miranda (185) vs. Aaron Simpson (185)
Johny Hendricks (170) vs. T.J. Waldburger (170)
Nik Lentz (155) vs. Waylon Lowe (156)


  1. mDino Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 08:10

    u miss weight multiple times and somehow people arent supposed to doubt you? come on, bro
  2. danomite Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 08:16

    thank you for the invitation to eat your dick, Mr. Rumble. I'm sorry, but I won't be able to accept your invitation, but call me sometime and maybe we could schedule a date when you can come over and eat my asshole. Have fun losing to Dan Hardy. XOXO Danomite
  3. Clyde Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 08:17

    Wow. He made weight. I am impressed. Sure put all of us in our place, right AJ? Yep, when I showed up at work at exactly 8:59, I went straight on to twitter and shot down all the fuckers who thought I was unprofessional and couldn't show up on time. Yep, doing the absolute minimum required of you sure is something to brag about.
  4. Clyde Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 08:18

    Also, I bet if Rumble had ate a dick, he wouldn't have made weight.
  5. JerkFaceFave Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 08:25

    I would love to AJ, make it a deluxe!
  6. RSparrow Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 08:38

    Why is there a horse at the weigh in?
  7. GistoftheFist Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 09:09

    What's with Joe's expression in the background there?
  8. Payday Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 09:11

    Best. Tweet. Ever.
  9. Jesus Frijoles Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 09:12

    That's Joe Rogan's I am way too high to be here face.
  10. mDino Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 10:11

    jon jones, phil davis and rumble johnson should all just fuse into one badass ssj with 95 inch reach, and unbelievable "explosiveness"
  11. youenjoyzedella Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 10:11

    No way he's recovered enough in time today to perform well. He'll be 75-80% at best. He is a beast, but guaranteed he loses this one. He's only a monster when he comes in 8 lbs over.
  12. Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 10:23

    hmmm...someone seems to have dick on his mind...word to the wise Dan Hardy: don't get into any north-south position if you know what I mean (and I think you do)...
  13. Vera Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 10:32

    Eating your dick might have been an idea for the times you didnt make weight Rumble!
  14. rogerw Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 10:34

    He does look extremely ripped, even by pro MMA fighter standards, the cut can't have been as easy as he claims; the only one who looked even more insane at the weigh in imo was John Hathaway.
  15. dranokills Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 10:46

    aww shit I blew my cover. "I" am really Anthony Johnson. wish me luck you fuckin dickeating haters.(disclaimer: you cool guys KNOW this ain't pointed at you)
  16. James007 Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 11:01

    Rogan is probably thinking "Is he really serious about the eating a dick thing because I want some"
  17. Fried Taco Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 11:06

    Eat a dick? Maybe after he rehydrates it first.
  18. halfbreed23 Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 11:12

    I consider myself a foodie but I won't be trying any of Anthony's dick thank you.
  19. scumbag Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 11:44

    Dana is not going to like that tweet as he should not. How can MMA, sorry I meant ufc as that is it's new name in 'merica, ever be taken seriously if contracted athletes are allowed to display such immature and profane language in their communication with the masses. How would the MLB officials react if a rising star tweeted about sucking a dick because he made it from the dugout to homeplate without tripping on his shoelace??? Get a clue Rumble Johnson. You just drafted your own walking papers and if you lose tonight Dana is going to sign them.
  20. RwilsonR Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 11:59

    Thiago Alves is not impressed with Anthony Johnson's attempts to keep the weight class within its contracted limits.
  21. Bootylam Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 12:43

    Why does it always have to be "haterz"? What the fuck does that really even mean? How about if we only disapprove? Then do we sample the dick or what? Anyway, if Hardly got fucking STARCHED (YAY!) by Condit what will happen when Rumble hits him? Bye Dan!
  22. the silver hawaiian Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 01:00

    That headline. Done. Made up for some of the lousiness and lameness I've been treated to here as of late. I like a.
  23. Uppercut Magnet Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 01:12

    lol black people are obsessed with oral sex.
  24. ghostboner Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 02:01

    Relax guys, relax. I'm sure he meant "eat a spotted dick", you know, like as in inviting you to join him in celebration of his successful weight cut.
  25. ghostboner Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 02:03

    He screwed up and said it wrong cause he is not as "articulate" as Jon Jones.
  26. ghostboner Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 02:04

    It will be funny when he pisses dirty.
  27. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Sat, 03/26/11 - 02:05

    Yah I'll have to agree with Rumble on this tons of people talk mad shit. He is obviously good now and has made weight I normally give the scale the middle finger and if theres nobody around I'll tell it to fuck itself. Mad people talked mad shit but you know in hind site he was cutting from 220lbs? Didn't I read that at some point? I could look it up I just honestly don't care thats A LOT OF WEIGHT BRO! WTF! No but give credit where credits do, tonights about to be a banger of nights. Someone is getting KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
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