Dan Hardy`s tattoo maybe in Sanskrit, but it ain´t sans critique. (Expletive) hell, i´m so whitty it huuuurrrtssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chinese government opinions aside. if i were running a multimillion dollar business and was trying to tap this market, i would suck it up and do it also to get my foot in the door. As Going Tank put it ever so politely though, “This is a sad fucking slippery slope that could’ve all been avoided if Dana White just said it was for cosmetic reasons that Hardy’s tattoo got airbrushed.”

@Best_Blank_Ever
Browse the Guardian website for five minutes, and you’ll find a handful of stories about westerners being arrested for kissing in public, and at least one about a western woman getting in trouble for not being dressed conservatively enough. Not to say she wasn’t wearing a bikini or something, but it’s like 35C there at all times… can you blame a white girl?

“Are You fucking serious dude?”

As serious as your dad at a truckstop restroom.

best_blank_ever>> hey man, no need to be all douchey about it. We don’t take kindly to assholes around here…

More directly, i believe i remember something about the UAE being a bit more conservative than some westerners were prepared for–including being arrested for skinny dipping and even kissing in public. Yes, they are more progressive than Iran, but so is Brock Lesnar. I am also curious about what the Octagon Girls will be wearing–if they make the trip at all. I don’t claim to know for sure, but i thought his question was a valid one.

On the other hand, your contention that there is no Chinese food in China is ridiculous. I suppose that next you’ll try telling us that kitties and pandas aren’t delicious when properly prepared.

OOOH…..OOOOH….I just thought of something else….if Dana gets the Chinese to back him…maybe the UFC PPVs will cost a third of the price. Didn’t think of that did you “enlightened public.”

For those of you not impressed with China….you know they make whatever you want them to for a third of the price right? You call yourselves americans. This country was built upon taking advantage of hardworking, dumb people who don’t know their own worth…for the benefit of the few. If you guys want to go live somewhere, where people are on a level playing field…move to the Netherlands….I think. It’s like really chill there…right? Anywho….Dana is just a enterprising muthaf@#$ka…and he runs the UFC…so I think you should let the man run the show…OK?
P.S. No one ever accused Dana of having the political knowledge of Dennis Miller….but he has successfully brought big tattooed guys willing to physically destroy each other in a confined area, into our homes for our viewing pleasure…..please don’t fuck this up for us.

Harry Nips, there’s no such thing in China as “Chinese food”. China is a diverse land with 5 major culinary regions, each boasting different syles, ingredients, and approaches. Within each of those regions, there are dozens of variants and riffs on each style, and much fusion cuisine throughout. You only find “Chinese food” here in the U.S. in strip malls and food courts.

Geez, people, don’t you read anything besides Cage Potato? Don’t you go anywhere besides the bar for monthly pay per views? There’s a whole freakin’ world out there.

Now I return to my widgets.

whatever. are you trolling, or are you serious?

Abu Dhabi, part of the United Arab Emirates, is very open to Western ideas and approaches (money). Women can dress pretty much how they want. Yes, there are some in the Emirate who are strict Muslims, but the majority attitude there is live and let live.

Not all Middle Eastern countries are run by the Taliban, or are like Saudi Arabia. You could have learned this yourself by remembering that GFE isn’t just what you pay your hooker extra for–it also stands for Google F’ing Exists. So does wikipedia.

Get educated, my man.

I’ve always wondered what chinese people eat for breakfast. Is it eggs & bacon, cereal, or do they just eat chinese food every meal of the day? Think on that one for a minute.
P.S. no mom jokes

I think Dana was really sending a secret message to the Dalai Lama to stop hitting him up for tickets to UFC events.

going tank and banner pretty much nailed it, like my grand pappy use to always say, “the god damn chinese will be the end of us all”

Serious question: Are the ring girls going to Abu Dhabi? Will they be wearing burqas?

Crap Factory & Jose Monkey (and Ben)

Yes, Sneetches is a favorite in our house as well.

Just checking in to give Ben props for the Sneetch reference. Well done.

robthom:

“I think the Brock likes his chest cock.

I mean he apparently met a decent Tattoo artist somewhere along the line to get the ones on his back done.”

Are You fucking serious dude?

“the UFC might be the biggest thing to hit India since plate tectonics.”

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Banner…. well put.

Above you see one version of the UFC 111 poster featuring Dan Hardy’s Sanskrit tattoo of a Tibetan Buddhist prayer, and another version with his stomach looking as clean as the belly of a starless Sneetch.

I just read that book to my son.

HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks Dana for reinforcing Chinas belief that the free world will always spread its ass cheeks when a stack of bills is waved in its face. Instead of being like Google and realizing China IS NOT the only Country in Asia where truckloads of money exists that don’t require trading Chickens and Cows as currency, you pander to unspoken requests and welcome censorship as a sacrifice OTHERS will have to make, to make you and the bang bros richer…

Next time you address Military personnel at one of those banquets where they honor you for giving a war veteran that lost his legs in Iraq free tickets to a UFC, ask them if theres anything wrong with comprimising American values of freedom and free speech so you can “break into the Chineese Market”.. I’d be curious as to what they say and if you get invited back, ever.

^^
This is true.
I suppose dana can send that poster to china now but he still cant broadcast the card it promotes there while Hardy runs around with a government frowned upon tattoo on his stomach.

Shit, what if hardy became 170 champ? Then dana would never be able to bring drunken frat boy hat grabbing and skater metal to 1.3 billion chinese.

Maybe dana can just have it removed from hardy’s body too. Or tattoo a giant veiny dick over it.

Uh, who gives a shit? It’s not like the tattoo isn’t still on his gut. Calm down.

Dear Dana,

Fuck China

White may have just hit a new low. What a piece of shit.

So what Dana White is supposed to be the great arbitrar of justice in China now? Gimme a break.

Hey MMA Mafia! the word on G.S.P’s chest is “JUJITSU” in Chinese character.

OK…. just keep telling your self that it’s just about the fights…. just the fights. I don’t give a fuck about what dana white is doing, just watch the fights.

dear ben from cagepotato, I am worried about your new apparent cheekbone fetish. It is unhealthy. If you want to talk about it, I am here. Sincerely, doctorfunk

Just great. First Google… then Apple… now the UFC bending over to do whatever the communist assholes in the Chinese politburo want. This is a government that imprisons its own people simply to harvest their organs to sell on the black market, but we better be worried about offending their delicate sensibilities. I don’t usually hate Dana White as much as most, but this makes me wish he were backed over a few times by a tank in Tiananmen Square for being such a coward simply to earn a few bucks. Nobody would so carelessly do business with Nazis in this day and age, but given the pansy-assed attitude of our people these days everyone just rolls over to these thugs.

Way to bend over and suck the dick of totalitarian censorship for a buck dana.

I think the Brock likes his chest cock.

I mean he apparently met a decent Tattoo artist somewhere along the line to get the ones on his back done. And I would assume that either common sense or said decent artist would suggest to the Brock that all he’d have to do is get that disgusting thing touched up (yeah, yeah) and it might resemble something less perverted.

If he either removed or colored over the head and veins running up it it might begin to resemble some sort of short sword with a knuckleduster hand guard or something.

Wh…at?

What?

This is so many levels of retardation, I don’t even know how to …

Setting aside the fact that I am a Chinese person who didn’t ever remotely consider Dan Hardy for anything other than his upcoming title fight against GSP, now suddenly out of nowhere this is an issue that I have to be aware of?

I mean, what does having a Buddhist text scrawled on your stomach have anything to do with anti-Chinese sentiment?

I mean, fuck, now the Chinese govt. is going to get another round of self-righteous condemnation from the free world because this bald, assbag moron who has no clue what he is talking about is trying to be “culturally” sensitive for all the wrong reasons?

Hey, Dana, while you’re at it, why don’t you remove the ring side girls from prancing outside the cage in their skimpy outfits? Did you know that the Chinese govt. and a whole bunch of other people find sexual pandering to be offensive and unbecoming?

Also, does this mean that if there was a capable fighter in the US who just happens to be Tibetan, does he get denied from fighting in the cage because the Chinese govt. is going to get their panties all twisted up about it? Does he think the Chinese people are that gullible?

This is a sad fucking slippery slope that could’ve all been avoided if Dana White just said it was for cosmetic reasons that Hardy’s tattoo got airbrushed.

Fuck! Just … wow.

Oh MY FUCKING GOD.

Fuck you Dana White you fucking spineless ignorant dumbfuck. FUCK YOU DANA, YOUR EVIL PHILOSOPHIES ARE WHY I STEAL YOUR PPVs. FUCK YOU. CHINA IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE AND CAN EAT MY COCK AND SHIT.

What about those 2 symbols on GSP’s magnificently sculptured peck? I mean chest…..

Guess I picked the wrong time to get that “China Sucks” tattoo…

Wonder who Dana’s pulling for in this fight.

oh I see, he needs to add that “made in china” Ferrari to his collection…

…and he airbrushed out the red mohawk because of the whole “communist thing”?