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The Apocalypse Must Be Near: Jenna Jameson Might Be Broadway-Bound


(Tito and Jenna minutes before being banned for life by Chuck E. Cheese.)

Well, it’s official: Broadway doesn’t discriminate against people with no acting or singing experience who used to be paid to have sex.

According to the New York Post, former porn star and current common-law wife of former UFC light heavyweight champion Tito Ortiz, Jenna Jameson is in the running for the role of strip club owner Justice in the New York-based rock musical, "Rock of Ages."

In her defense, she did convince everybody that Tito beat the shit out of her, then had us all believe that it was all a big misunderstanding and that her injured arm was her fault and not The Huntington Beach Badboy’s.

According to Jameson, who was to meet with the show’s producers today, playing the role of a former stripper will be easy, considering she can be very believable when she talks about Tito being the best fighter ever and becoming a UFC champion again some day.

"I’m meeting with the producers [today], and I just hope I have enough talent to carry the role. We are talking about a run that would be anything from a month to three months, and it could start very soon."I think I’m perfect for the role, and I am really looking forward to becoming a New Yorker."

If she gets the role, I predict Jenna leaves the kids with Tito, moves to NY and hooks up with a co-star like 90% of married actors and he will blame the situation on an injury he suffered while single-parenting.

What will the MMA world do without Jennito?

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frndlylion- October 22, 2010 at 10:18 am
@MikeRussell

Sorry I had to have one more go since you completely missed the point of my comment. I don't know if it was an intellectual lack as I suspect, or if you thought you could distract people from the real issue.

Doesn't matter, I'll fix that for you right now.

It was a LAME article made LAMER by your lack of ability to proof read or write in grammatically correct sentences. When you write for a living you should learn how to do it correctly.

period.
frndlylion- October 22, 2010 at 10:10 am
@MikeRussell

No problem sleeping for me, I not only can spell correctly, I know how to speak in grammatically correct sentences.

So sleep on that.
fatbellyfrank- October 22, 2010 at 9:59 am
Feel the love Tito, you dumb cunt
intercept440- October 22, 2010 at 9:04 am
Reminds me of watching a bird feeding her young.....except this time its jenna regurgitating a half gallon of cum shit mixture into the waiting mouth of our most hated pumpkinheaded moron
DangadaDang- October 22, 2010 at 8:47 am
It's funny because if you cropped just the close up of their mouths from this photo, you could convince 90% of everyone it was Jenna's cooch and no one would argue it.
cecils_pupils- October 22, 2010 at 8:34 am
@DiazBorhter...gawddamn man - thanks for the fucked-up visual
amsterdamheavy- October 22, 2010 at 8:33 am
Can we please get another article or three posted up to push this vile fucking picture down to page 2?

I mean, I'm really not easily offended (shoulder deep and all) but that picture is really, just fucking disgusting.
DiazBrotherFromAnotherMother- October 22, 2010 at 8:20 am
worst. kiss. ever... also those hoop earrings are probably what her asshole looks like now
Fried Taco- October 22, 2010 at 7:57 am
C'mon, people, they're just playing a friendly game of pass-the-sausage!
Hummus- October 22, 2010 at 7:34 am
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was completely grossed out by this picture (as in I involuntarily shuddered when I saw it). Tito's tongue looks like the face-hugger alien trying to lay it's eggs down Jenna's throat.
CAP10- October 22, 2010 at 6:25 am
@fatbellyfrank
Wax dummies can't give you herpes.
dedflesh- October 22, 2010 at 5:23 am
as a fan of everything disgusting .. that pic takes the cake .. bravo!
Kimbos Bread- October 21, 2010 at 10:50 pm
@Boober

I was seriously about to go and have a session with your wife too...
dranokills- October 21, 2010 at 10:33 pm
looks like jenna is slipping tito some cock.....that is one nightmare of a photo.
intercept440- October 21, 2010 at 9:29 pm
ya know... its kinda erotic in a disturbing sort of way...when a lesbo takes the rubber cock out of her ass, and they both suck on it.......

but when tito is deepthroating jennas semen infested double ended 15 inch assjuiced rubber cock....well.............i just threw up in my mouth

WTF is it with this watermelon headed fucktwat
Seoul Brother- October 21, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Almost as nauseated as I am from seeing this photo (and imagining which one is getting the worse backwash), why do I have a bad feeling Jenito is gonna be shopping around the idea for a reality show while in NY?
Austin3210- October 21, 2010 at 8:31 pm
I get the strong urge to gag while looking at this photo.

Strangely enough, however, I can't seem to look away.
fatbellyfrank- October 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm
fatbellyfrank Says:
Fri, 10/22/2010 - 13:13
This story was also in this mornings Sydney Morning Herald, did you guys know theres a wax dummy at Madame Tussauds wax works museum? how the fuck would you tell the difference?

That would be a wax dummy of Jenna
Seoul Brother- October 21, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Note from Dr. Heiter: You're doing "Human Centipede" wrong.
fatbellyfrank- October 21, 2010 at 8:13 pm
This story was also in this mornings Sydney Morning Herald, did you guys know theres a wax dummy at Madame Tussauds wax works museum? how the fuck would you tell the difference?
fatbellyfrank- October 21, 2010 at 8:11 pm
ther wus u mistek in thu ardikle? I coodent get past the foto
Mike Russell- October 21, 2010 at 8:04 pm
 Really, frndlylion? You gonna have trouble sleeping over a typo?
the glza- October 21, 2010 at 7:50 pm
please, please -- don't ever use that picture again.



please.
DazedNConfused- October 21, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Ortiz is just laying the ground and pound on Jenna's mouth. Thankfully Jenna has a strong guard and a lot of experience in this position.

What we don't see in this interesting matchup is Jenna's clitoris having a strong hold on Tito's thigh, almost engulphing it whole.
frndlylion- October 21, 2010 at 6:49 pm
meh.

"who used to paid who have sex."

That just takes the wind right out of a lame tabloid style article like this one.

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