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Apparently It’s a Bad Idea to Wear an MMA Shirt in Guam

(They take their TUF teams VERY seriously in Guam)

Besides the fact that except for a few, the majority of mixed martial arts clothing brands are god awful and ooze douchebaggery, add one more reason to not wear your MMA gear on vacation: You might get stabbed.

According to a story on, some dude nearly got stabbed in a restaurant in the U.S. colony for wearing an MMA team shirt that his attacker didn’t like.

Here’s the breakdown of what happened:

“Dana Lance Leon, 35, was charged with assault as a misdemeanor. At approximately 3 a.m. on Sunday, Leon was sitting at Linda’s Cafe in Tamuning wearing a T-shirt supporting a mixed martial arts alliance. A second man entered the restaurant wearing a T-shirt supporting a different mixed martial arts alliance, according to the declaration.

After entering, the second man began talking to Leon, who “had no interest in talking with the man and thought the topic had become invasive, especially given their different martial arts allegiances,” the declaration states.

Leon allegedly stood up, and grabbed a seven-inch steak knife from the table. He allegedly held it over the second man’s head in a stabbing position. Two off-duty police officers heard the commotion and subdued Leon, according to the declaration.”

This dude took keeping it real for his team to a whole other level.

Since no mention of who the the opposing teams were was made, we can only speculate that they got their hands on some VHS copies of old PRIDE events and figure that Chuteboxe’s rivalry with BTT or Hammer House was still alive and well.


  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 11:55

    I have inside information that the first guy was wearing TapouT and the second was wearing Affliction. The TapouT guy didn't know what the shirt meant, he just liked the design. The Affliction guy was mad because the first guy didn't train UFC like him and was wearing a TapouT shirt. The two off-duty police officers subdued them with a bear hug and a flying front-kick, respectively.
  2. NomadRip Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 12:10

    You people should be paying Fried Taco.
  3. O Chan Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 12:15

    ATT? Don't you mean Brazilian Top Team?
  4. zhangww Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 12:29
  5. HEY Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 02:05

    It was actually a side check-kick, not a flying front-kick as previously mentioned.
  6. abenormal Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 02:29

    First, steak knives in Guam are seven inches long. I did not know this. 2nd, "He allegedly held it over the second man’s head in a stabbing position," which, as I understand it, is actually foreplay in Guam.
  7. Clyde Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 02:53

    Surely you mean "Trane UFC" Taco?
  8. itsgalf Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 04:22

    Dana is a douche
  9. RearNakedSpoon Says:

    Wed, 11/02/11 - 07:39

    I bet one of them was shouting "209 bitch!"
  10. Todd M Says:

    Thu, 11/03/11 - 04:03

    ^ That's gold.
  11. macreadysshack Says:

    Thu, 11/03/11 - 11:04

    Shit, I have a Clinch Gear shirt on right now with a Fairtex hoodie over it. Ima go kill myself now. PS it is extremely unusual for me to wear so much MMA bling. I've been sick and haven't done laundry. Oh, fuck off.
  12. jalia parsnip Says:

    Sun, 12/01/13 - 07:21

    Apparently It... Third Flower...
  13. mark mania Says:

    Wed, 12/04/13 - 05:23

    Apparently It... The Absent Game...
  14. yellow october Says:

    Wed, 11/05/14 - 09:39

    The Absent Game... Among me and my husband we have owned more MP3 gamers over time than I can count, which includes Sansas, iRivers, iPods (classic & touch), the Ibiza Rhapsody, etc. But, the last few several years I've settled down to one line of gamers....

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