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Arianny Celeste Fires Back at Her Boyfriend, Claims Self Defense in Domestic Assault Case

(Don’t know what you got, ’till it’s gone…) 

The ongoing trials and tribulations of Arianny Celeste are really beginning to pull at our heartstrings, you guys. When word first broke of her dust up with her unexpectedly average looking boyfriend last Saturday night, we didn’t know whether or not Tiki was somehow to blame for this injustice, or even how it was possible that anyone could DO THIS TO THE POOR GIRL in the first place. All we knew is that we sincerely missed her during the first half of the UFC 146 main card. Brittney is beautiful and all (seriously, she’s freakin’ gorgeous), but we’ve just never been big fans of monogamy.

When we were treated to the long-time ring girl’s mugshot and arrest details shortly thereafter, it appeared as if Ms. Celeste was responsible for starting the fight, and her oddly phrased tweets that came just hours before the incident transpired surely didn’t help her case.

Well, our girl Arianny is not just going to lay back and let the penal system have its way with her…

…sorry, we must have drifted off for a second. Anyway, Celeste recently told Hollyscoop that she only was forced to let her hands (and feet) fly in self defense:

I was defending myself after he choked me twice.

There you have it, Potato Nation. This Praveen Chandra douchebag had his hands around a multiple-time Ring Girl of the Year‘s throat not once, but twice. Does he even know the kind of ways that Dana White can mess him up? He can say goodbye to his UFC press credentials, for starters.

On the other hand, maybe Chandra really isn’t at fault for what went down. He has claimed that Arianny attacked him after reading a few text messages on his phone, and we all know that bitches be crazy when it comes to that sort of thing. In either case, he definitely learned a crucial lesson when dating a UFC ring girl: never drunk text Logan Stanton on a whim.*

We’ll have more on this story as it develops.

*OK, we don’t know that he really texted Logan, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if that was the case? 

-J. Jones

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harry potter69- March 25, 2013 at 3:03 pm
Any dude stupid enough to get into a relationship with this self centered attention-seeking young lady needs to have his head examined.

Rule 69.1:

Only 'fuck' a 'ten' when she knows, acts and thinks like she is a 'ten'.

i.e. No way should any dude ever consider an Arianny Celeste relationship material!! Just setting yourself up for major 'problems'!
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linzhancq- June 3, 2012 at 9:15 am
mik008.- June 2, 2012 at 7:54 pm
I agree i don't know what the fuck all this hype is about jeessuuss,what is MMA coming too a friken soap opera or what this is ridiculous and she isn't even that good looking my pit bull BOB has got better hips than Arianny has,i cant beleave what bullshit the UFC is comeing to,if this is head line news.
linzhancq- June 2, 2012 at 9:57 am
wayz415- June 1, 2012 at 3:03 pm
No one was even there to witness, for all we know she probably started it all, and fact is she hit him. I don't know why these articles are so protective of her, she's just a bitch like any other, she's just famous, and any guy who has been with a lot of women knows most all of them are nutts, psycho, and most of all liars to the fullest
hematomas69- June 4, 2012 at 4:29 pm
I believe all women are bipolar
pogodog7- June 1, 2012 at 12:35 pm
Chael Sonnen was correct about Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez.
wilB1kanobe- June 1, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Always a soap opera.
Dana pulling the "damage control" card ,and the sub-par boredom of press assumption and assertion....Being in the public spotlight comes with the cost of living under a microscope.
With a world of wars,recession,and real human costs,this story is a perfect non-event...
darciesdaddy- June 2, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Uh... You DO realize this is an MMA site, right? I think there are plenty of sites out there dealing with wars, recession, and real human costs.
Chicagology- June 1, 2012 at 11:45 am
I am sick of all this poor Arianny crap on every MMA website. Dana white and our Baby. This girl isn't even all that in my opinion. I see better looking females walking at the mall. Plus the police report says she kicked him in the face FIRST. But every MMA website now wants to believe her flipped story that it's him. I say they both are in the wrong and the hell with them let the court handle it.
wayz415- June 1, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Thank you! They are giving her way too much sympathy when she could very well be guilty! No one was there, for all we know she probably started it all. None of you know her to say she is innocent.
wwyatt1951- June 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Agreed. Very pretty lady but I'm a little tired of the whole UFC acting like there going to kick Tiki's ass because little Arianny got in trouble. Also, what's with the "average looking guy" stuff. Is she suppose to have Superman? Let her pick who she wants, we all have a taste to satisfy.
shaddows- June 1, 2012 at 11:33 am
very funny read!
Thank you for a great piece of information coupled with witty comments!
We need more of that :)
blackboxmma- May 31, 2012 at 4:32 pm
If she gets locked up will she be a norteno or sureno?
BHOP- May 31, 2012 at 4:21 pm
Is there a reason why a website devoted specifically to MMA and fighters is so fixated on a fucken ring girl? She literally does nothing but hold a card in a bathing suit and your giving her this much attention? It was your boner for Arianny that got you on DW's shit list, you would think you would learn your lesson to just shut up about her.
towelie- May 31, 2012 at 2:38 pm
hell hath no fury like a DFW scorned...i forget who said that. Better watch yo back Chandra.
El Guapo- May 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm
On behalf of Tater Nation, I hereby ban the name Arianny Celeste.
From here on, she will be referred to by her legal name, Aree Maria Lopez. Anybodyfound violating the ban will be sentenced to proofreading CP articles.
Fried Taco- May 31, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Praveen Chandra/Chandella Powell - am I the only one to see the similarities? Dude is fucked.