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Arianny Celeste Is Now the 95th Hottest Woman in the World…

("You are in luck. There’s a town about three miles that way, I’m sure you’ll find a couple guys there.")

 …at least according to’s just-released Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2011 list, their annual ranking of attractive famous chicks. It’s good news for the UFC’s alpha ring-girl, who creeps up three spots from her position last year. At this rate, she’ll officially be hotter than Kristen Stewart in 2013.

AskMen collected more than 5 million reader votes for the latest edition of the list, and as is usually the case when you leave it up to the public, the results are all over the map. Blake Lively is #1 for some reason — way ahead of Christina Hendricks (#21), Brooklyn Decker (#36), and Arianny’s TV doppelganger Olivia Munn (#47) — which suggests that AskMen’s masculine readership contains a whole lot of closeted Gossip Girl fans.

One notable omission: Gina Carano didn’t make the cut at all, despite landing at the #68 spot in 2010. Out of sight, out of mind, huh guys? We’ll see if her budding action movie career puts her back in the spotlight next year. You can check out the entire Top 99 list right here. As always, feel free to post your own top ten lists in the comments section…


  1. portland mma Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 08:39

    Christina Hendricks got robbed.
  2. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 08:56

    I don't think anyone should make that list if she has fake ass tits. Obviously it's not an actual list of hottest girls in the world, it's just who's hot, famous, and popular at the moment. Unfortunately I doubt any of the girls on the list realize that, and actually believe that they are the best looking girls out of the billions that are on the planet. I know girls that are hotter than Arianny.. I won't pretend that any of them would sleep with me. Just sayin..
  3. jimbonics Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 08:59

    I don't think anyone should make that list if she has fake ass tits. Thank You. I could find 100 chicks hotter than Arianny in Austin.
  4. portland mma Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:02

    I don't know if I could find 100 chicks hotter then Arianny in Portland, but I could fill up a bus with roller dikes and softball players faster then any of you.
  5. El Famous Burrito Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:08

    Who gives a shit what gay men think about women?
  6. DeepHalf Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:11

    Ask Men top 99? ppffft. AVN Awards Top 99, now we're talking!
  7. fACE7biter Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:11

    "At this rate, she'll officially be hotter than Kristen Stewart in 2013." She's already hotter than Kristen Stewart. Who the fuck has that ugly, boney faced twat blown to get to this point in her career? She can't act for shit. Arianny any day of the week, fake tits and all.
  8. budsellers Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:12

    i do not live in texas and "I could find 100 chicks hotter than Arianny in Austin" (with a current phonebook). there are some hot women there!!
  9. LOKI Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:17

    They didnt ask me, and I know that I'm a man. Who knows what kinda fancy-dan they got making these lists.
  10. Viva Hate Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:21

    Okay, here is an idea, CP gives us all a heads up when there is a garbage "hottest woman" vote and we rig it so Arianny wins the #1 spot. Then Ben calls Dana one Saturday morning screaming "See what I did to that poor fucking girl."
  11. Clyde Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:41

    Well sure, it's not really a list of the 100 hottest women and it's just a popularity contest for women who couldn't really give a fuck what we think as long as we keep paying to see their movies/watch their TV shows/listen to thier music/fap to their pictures. The point of these lists is to introduce you to new girls you haven't fapped to yet. And in case you were wondering my opinion, yes; I would. Fake tits and all.
  12. Fried Taco Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:43

    My list: 1. Mom 2. Grandma 3. My wife 4. Her sister 5. My aunt 6. Uncle Joe Um, that's all I got. So I guess I can put Arianny at number 7.
  13. Poison_tree Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:51

    Who the hell is Blake Lively, like um, really, i have never heard of her in my life and was very disappointed by the google image search. are people fucking insane? gay? what the hell, Christina Hendricks is like the most famous woman of the year, and would rape (wink) Blake Lively. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS WOMAN EVER IN MY LIFE really she is like a 6/7 given the competition out there, if not less than that, but to say she is the hottest woman in the world is just stupid
  14. Poison_tree Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 09:55

    People hating on fake breasts are lamers im not saying its essential, but um, you really cant complain. and Saying you are such a man whore that you dont even like fake breasts is just lying you are not a man whore, you would die for Arianny
  15. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:05

    Lets get one thing straight, I never said i was opposed to fake tits. That's just crazy. I just think real ones are way, way better. Do I think Arianny is in the top 100 hottest girls on earth? Helll no. Would I motorboat her until my face was raw? Helllll yeah.
  16. ccman Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:06

    Ask men is apparently now ask pre-pube boys without cable and web restrictions
  17. MyDonkeyPunch Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:06

    I think a lot of the girls on this need to eat more. Shoot, there are quite a few on here who wouldn't be able to handle my patented "Judo Thrust" without me breaking a hip or a rib for that matter. And for the record... I LOVE TITTIES!!!! Fake or real. And in closing... I would pee in Christina Hendricks's butt.
  18. Turd Furgeson Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:11

    1. Olga Kurylenko That is all.
  19. DARKHORSE06 Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:15

    Why was Chandella listed only as #34? Just kidding, she looks like a horse.
  20. portland mma Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:22

    I'm really shocked that the exclusion of Whoopi Goldberg on this list hasn't incited an Egyptian style riot...I mean have you faggots even seen Eddie?
  21. DeepHalf Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 10:42

    I agree, fake tits are such a turn off. I'm not saying that I wouldn't kick a girl with fake tits out of bed, but when composing a list of the hottest women it's point against them. Arianny not only has fake tits but also the most blank stare that tells you that she would just lay there like a Japanese sex doll as you did all the work. My # 1 is Olivia Wilde, hot body, perfect face,educated, and I bet she would be awesome in the sack.
  22. budsellers Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 11:06

    i thought i would never like fake tits as much as real tits too, but after you have been married for 10+ years to a woman with "36C" tits and have had 2 children who sucked milk from those tits for a combined 3+ years, you learn that boob jobs are not so bad of an idea. i am not allowed to suggest this to my wife and i agree that fake tits are unnecessary on a woman aged 18-28, but i would secretly jump for joy if my wife asked me to pay for them.
  23. jimbonics Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 11:12

    you fucking guys are hilarious. funny ass thread.
  24. Carl Sagan Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 11:52

    Redheads with a rack like that should be worshiped. I've never heard of Blake Lively, and I don't know a single man who's ever brought her up in conversation. Budsellers; I've already planned the breast lift and tummy tuck for when my old lady turns 40. No, I'm not saving money for my kid's college fund.
  25. imabigfan Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 01:31

    best caption evar! Now if you will excuse me, I have some funbags to look at on some hosehounds.
  26. RwilsonR Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 01:36

    EFB FTW!
  27. Panther2 Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 02:55

    I ran into an ex-UFC ring girl who told me she got let go because she wouldn't put out to the Fertitta's. Apparently Ms. Celeste is not above that. She plays hard, I like that.
  28. noizy Says:

    Tue, 02/01/11 - 05:18

    Top 100 Hottest = most cum spilled over.
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