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‘Ask Carmen’: CagePotato’s Porn Correspondent Discusses Off-Camera Sex, Ninja Turtles, Rookie Mistakes + More


(“Well little lady, what are you willing to do to bring your grades up in this class? Oh, you’re already a straight-A student? Shit.” / Photo courtesy of CarmenValentina.com)

You asked for it and you got it. CagePotato’s sassy adult film star friend Carmen Valentina has taken time out of her busy schedule to answer an assload of your burning questions. Seriously, she put in some effort on this one, so please show her love by following her on Twitter and visiting her official site, and if you have any more questions for her, drop ‘em in the comments section. Stay tuned, because you haven’t seen the last of Carmen around here…

Spicymeatball asks: Have you ever had a boyfriend while working in your film career? If yes, what are some of the challenges trying to have a relationship while being an adult actress. Do you save anything special for your significant other?

Yes, dating someone in the adult industry (pornchick, stripper, etc.) is challenging. It really depends on your view of sex and your level of confidence. Most guys have wanted to bang a pornchick, but not a lot have the confidence to handle dating one, and want the girl to change everything about themselves once they are officially dating. I can handle compromise, but not someone who will try to control me.

Everyone has different boundaries. The biggest problem I’ve had is when people aren’t honest about what exactly those boundaries are. If you want the bragging rights of dating a chick in the adult biz but can’t handle competition, or are a firm believer in monogamy, then you should really find someone that shares your same values and beliefs. Trust me there is someone out there for everyone.

Sex is just sex — at least to me — and sex at home is much different to a porn set. You can be on set for hours, there are delays, and while it can be fun sometimes it can also be mechanical. When I have sex at home away from the set, I am able to enjoy it and I don’t have to worry about my angles, the camera, the lighting, or worry where the cum shot is going to be. Porn sex can be amazing, but sex at home is just as great and when it’s under my terms there is real passion behind it.

If by saving anything for a special someone you mean he gets a free pass to have threesomes with various pornstars and strippers, than yeah I guess that can be considered special. I have to admit, it is fun to watch the guy you are into bang the shit out of another chick. It turns me on!

Fried Taco asks: Do you fantasize about doing jiu-jitsu with a guy, and then having it turn into sex? Because that’s what we fantasize you fantasizing about.

Is that why guys always want to work from my inside guard in BJJ practice? Those bastards!

ExpectJesusBro asks: Who’s your favorite current champion in MMA? Fav of all time?

Duh!

SethF asks: Who is your favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Michelangelo. I think he was the more carefree one of the bunch. Plus I can totally see him moving on in his life having a beer gut, watching UFC at some dive sports bar, eating pizza, and bitching about how back in his day they had no weight classes or time limits.

El Famous Burrito asks: Dan Severn stripped naked between two parked cars in a rock quarry before going to work. Can you beat that?

How about having sex on the hood of a car at a Wal-Mart parking lot at 3am in front of the garden center with some guys from the graveyard shift watching? Your move, Mr. Severn.

RwilsonR asks: Both MMA and adult films have had to work hard to gain some level of mainstream acceptance. Can you tell us about what got you into MMA as a fan, and what got you into films as an actress?

The day I really got into MMA, was on a date with a guy and we went to Hooters to go and watch a WEC fight with some of his buddies. I never really watched it before, but it was exciting. I don’t remember who was fighting but it was a damn good fight! Pretty soon I was hooked and forgot about the fact that the guy was a total cheap bastard who took me to Hooters on a date. I became completely obsessed with the sport and tried to learn everything about it after that.

I was always curious about getting into porn. It wasn’t for the money. It was for the simple fact that I fantasized about fucking in front of other people watching me. It was such a turn-on to think about. Then, when I was in college I saw an ad looking for xxx models. I applied, and I have to admit, I was nervous walking through the door, but when I got to start taking my clothes off, I began to be aroused. Since then, I just kept doing more. Why stop something that is fun and enjoyable?

As far as Porn and MMA gaining mainstream acceptance, not sure that was really a question, but I don’t think it will ever be 100% embraced by everyone. But the more educated people get about it, the less it will be demonized by the general public.

RwilsonR asks: What do you think is the best fight that could/should be made in all of MMA right now?

I’m going to say Ben Fowlkes vs. Ariel Helwani. Winner is in the mix to challenge CP champ Ben Goldstein. Wonder what the betting lines would look like for that? If Dana White can’t make that happen, the second best fight I would love to see would have to be Jon Jones vs. Anderson Silva.

ExpectJesusBro asks: What advice would you give to young aspiring fellas who would like to begin a professional career in adult film?

You need confidence above all else. If you can let your junk hang out in front of at least six of the douche-iest Cage Potato members while they all make rude comments, get and maintain an erection with a room full of crew members watching you and still cum on the girl when they tell you to cum…then you need to take your ass to porn valley and get an agent. On a side note, drink lots of pineapple juice and egg whites before a scene, you’ll thank me later.

Viva Hate asks: Scatting or golden showers?

Which ever one makes you feel at home Viva Hate. If you let me pee in your mouth though, I’m totally recording it.

Fried Taco asks: When you’re having sex, do you ever think “Wow, this must be what it feels like to be in a fight!”?

If I don’t feel like you took me into the championship rounds, then you’re doing it wrong.

On the next page: Career highlights, rookie mistakes, and her fantasy matchup with GSP.

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Fisticuffs- February 17, 2012 at 8:10 am
Dranokills, shut the hell up. Maybe Wu-Tang isn't a 15 year old lame ass virgin acting fool like you and these other creepy dudes with their comments that wouldn't help them get laid in a million years. Gay?!?! Maybe were just not retarded, and we know that one doesn't visit an mma site for porn and hot chicks, to get turned on, I mean really, who's gay now? Yeah let's focus on SEX! On a site where we generally see half naked dudes all over the website!! Yes!! Seriously, who's gay? I know how to separate fighting and sex, as it should definitely be separated, because I don't like to see half naked guys on the same site as hot pornstars talking about swallowing cum and faking orgasms, which is probably what she's doing when getting asked these creepy questions, faking nice because she's getting paid to answer things like "I'd pee on you, yeah sure it'd be sexy."
dranokills- December 9, 2011 at 7:10 pm
fatbellyfrank Says:

Thu, 12/08/11 - 10:04

WuTangClan Says:
Thu, 12/08/11 – 04:06
Im sure this is why everyone came to this site, a sluts opinion. Fuck off with this bullshit, and Fried Taco is still lame and painfully unfunny as fuck.
………………………………………………………..Dear Carmen,
Haters gonna hate, (no-one came to his birthday parties as a kid)
The rest of us love you, and do you want mustard on yer sammich
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
all you fuckers were funny as hell, that was great.
BRO you are right 100% about wutang...plus hes flaming gay as hell, this proves it.
Loved this article, it and all you guys and your questions fucking cracked me up unlike the stupid caption contests , the REAL men stepped up and put full concentration on the one thing that matters, SEX. Good job all. I was so busy laughing I couldn't even think of anything to ask, but hey I'm with FBF on this......fuck it girl, what you want on that sammich? You earned it.
Sagiemonster52- December 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm
I'm not really into actual names of adult film stars but you just made the 1st on my list!
kkzhll- December 9, 2011 at 11:55 am
Happy 2012 new year,Merry Christmas ,Christmas top gift
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ccman- December 9, 2011 at 6:23 am
I have a video of 3 Asians cooking noodles better than hunts interview so no. Honestly this would be better as a live chat than bg dictating what questions he wants answered. Though since we shamed his bitch ass it's no longer 3 of his questions, 2 mr, 2 karma and Rex, one from someone without publishing rights and a random "what size jock should I wear if I'm fat with a small package" borderline homo erotic question. Though you KNEW one "but whyyyyyyyyy. can't we fuck your ass Carmen ?" question would slip in.
WarpedAcorn- December 9, 2011 at 5:50 am
Is it odd that although Carmen is no MMA Competitor her interview is more interesting than Mark Hunt's?
MediumRare- December 9, 2011 at 4:59 am
Dammit Danga, I was asking the lady.
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And it sounds like you got a bad cut of meat there. Get a loin chop out of a fat girl that grew up eating Cheetos and you'll get some flavor.
ccman- December 9, 2011 at 4:07 am
No laundry? Fix the fucking garage door yourself then! Oh and the snake issue? Bring a shovel. Otherwise I'm laughing at how all anal questions become bad prison experiences for you guys. Funny how all chicks that close that door always seem to want yours open. I may write a phd thesis on that phenom. And seriously Carmen best you got is Walmart parking lot? Booooooooo.
intercept440- December 8, 2011 at 11:13 pm
carmen everytime someone mentions you getting fucked in your asshole, you turn it around, and tell the guy that when he is willing to give up the starfish you will obliged him...
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do you take it in your ass or not?
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.and if not was it because a dude changed lanes without signaling?
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and your bitter?
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not that im nto anal or nothing ..but it seems to be a SORE SPOT with you..?
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what happned please elobarate.
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cuase i would do whatever the bitches wantme to do long as it doesnt involve piss or shit.....i mean come on..that fried taco realm..
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fatbellyfrank- December 8, 2011 at 10:04 pm
WuTangClan Says:
Thu, 12/08/11 - 04:06
Im sure this is why everyone came to this site, a sluts opinion. Fuck off with this bullshit, and Fried Taco is still lame and painfully unfunny as fuck.
.................................................................Dear Carmen,
Haters gonna hate, (no-one came to his birthday parties as a kid)
The rest of us love you, and do you want mustard on yer sammich
fatbellyfrank- December 8, 2011 at 10:00 pm
dear carmen,
Do you have any appearances booked for Australia? if so where do I pick you up from?and how long will I need to be away from work from to adequately perform ALL of my PA duties?
Spicymeatball- December 8, 2011 at 9:40 pm
She answered my question first, guess that means you all got my sloppy seconds Potato nations, how tastes my pee pee?
WuTangClan- December 8, 2011 at 8:22 pm
^ Get fist fucked.
CarmenValentina- December 8, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Just want to say thanks for the love guys. On my way to LA on a crappy layover and trying to post on here with the captchas is a pain with my auto spell check phone. I didn't realize I answered so many vivahates questions, but thanks for everyone's questions. You made me laugh, you made me cry, you made me want to piss in some dudes mouth. To clarify...I agreed to be married to Potato Nation. So you sons of bitches go make me a sammich!

Love you all. If any of you are in El Lay this weekend stop by and see me at Adultcon
CarmenValentina- December 8, 2011 at 5:12 pm
@itsGalf yes I get pooped on the chest everytime I read one of Danga's articles
CheckHisPee- December 8, 2011 at 5:11 pm
Wow, hot and smart...I'd butter her muffin, if you know what I mean.For those of you who don't get it (read: WuTangClan/dpclass001)I mean I'd insert my penis into her vagina. Anyone who don't dig what CP's throwin down just get the hell on, assols.
WAR Carmen!
Viva Hate- December 8, 2011 at 4:41 pm
^I am fine with either.
RSparrow- December 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Lmao, I hope she shits on your face. I mean sits
El Guapo- December 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Guys, guys, let's please stay on topic here. Yes, Fred's about as funny as a heart attack. Yes, Birdman's intrigued by the female anatomy. Yes, Rex like's guys(not that there's anything wr... Nevermind). What's important here is Miss Valentina!

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So, Carmen(if that IS your real name) how's about you and I, me and you, us... How's about we, y'know.
WuTangClan- December 8, 2011 at 4:06 pm
Im sure this is why everyone came to this site, a sluts opinion. Fuck off with this bullshit, and Fried Taco is still lame and painfully unfunny as fuck.
Fried Taco- December 8, 2011 at 4:00 pm
ReX said: El Guapo made me so hard just now..
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Fixed it for you, somehow extra characters got in there. Betcha wish there was an edit button, right?!?
RSparrow- December 8, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Jesus, that's forever written somewhere.
ReX13- December 8, 2011 at 3:38 pm
El Guapo made me lol so hard just now..
RSparrow- December 8, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Carmen, serious question that needs to be answered once and for all: What the fuck is up with squirters!?? I've had two in my life and it's fuckin nuts and kinda gross. Can every chic do it? Is that water or what? Women are fuckin strange creatures... Love em but holy shit... Lay it down pornstar.
DangadaDang- December 8, 2011 at 3:27 pm
@MediumRare
It tastes like beef jerky that needed a little more time in the dehydrator. Salty, coarse, not a ton of flavor.
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