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Ask the Potato: P4P Lists, Kung Fu Movies and Baldness


Victory, comrade!

Don’t worry- we didn’t forget about you. We were just a little busy yesterday. To demonstrate that your questions weren’t asked for no reason, we’ll jump right into answering them today. Unless, of course, you asked a question and we didn’t answer it. Then it was definitely asked for no reason. Oh well.

So let’s get started, shall we?

Kyle Gifford asks (via Facebook): Why haven’t you taken any questions from FB?

Sorry about that, Kyle. We won’t ignore you in the future. Unless you continue to ask awful questions, that is.

Kyle Gifford asks (via Facebook):  I’ve been following CP since the beginning. Can I get a free shirt? I no longer frequent the forums but I did when it first started.

No, Kyle. No you cannot. Next question.

Tarran Constable asks (via Facebook): who are the 2 worst pound for pound fighters in the ufc and strikeforce? And if they were to fight, who would win?

If you’re asking us to compare the worst fighter in the UFC to the worst fighter in Strikeforce, you’re just begging us to make a weak basketball analogy. So here it is: This is like asking what would happen if the worst player in the NBA played one on one against the worst player in the D-League. Even if that happened, you’d never hear from the winner again, so who really cares?

Now, if you’re essentially asking us who are the two worst fighters under contract with Zuffa, and don’t believe Chael’s answer of Wanderlei and Cro Cop, then complete the following steps:

1.)    Pick two fighters who lost on the undercard of Friday’s Challengers event. Go ahead, any two will do.
2.)    Get a coin, and label one side for the first fighter and the other side for the other fighter.
3.)    Flip said coin.
4.)    Acknowledge that you just wasted your time.

RwilsonR asks:  What is the best fighting/martial arts movie of all time that doesn’t involve Bruce Lee? And no picking some cult Hong Kong POS that is totally unwatchable. I’m talking classic 70?s, 80?s, 90?s Hollywood cinema.

Throughout MMA’s short history, we’ve seen countless fighters try to adapt the martial arts to suit their particular skill set and physical attributes; it’s basically how Gracie Jiu Jitsu was formed.  We’ve also seen our fair share of former Olympians make the transition to the fighting world. Lost in the revisionist history of mixed martial arts, however, is Kurt Thomas. In addition to founding his own martial art form, he put his life on the line to serve his country. Never forget.

Fried Taco asks:   Who is your favorite commenter (can’t be someone who works for CP, or any of the secret Break Media alliances with other organizations that we all really know about but pretend don’t exist – and no fair picking a girl who takes her clothes off for you).

Okay, Fried Taco. We know where you’re going with this, so we better have a chat. We like you. You’re a wonderful guy, and we’ve had some great times with each other. But things are very hectic here at Cage Potato, and frankly, we’re not ready to commit to just one commentator right now. We know it sounds like a total cop-out, but we’re serious when we say it: It’s not you, it’s us. Let’s just stay friends, okay?

EnemyofReality asks: Dear CP…. I think I might be going bald. Should I go with the shaved head w/ goatee-tattoo and piercing Kerry King look or should I go with the regular guy, ball cap smiling Junior Dos Santos look?

Neither. You’re not a famous metal guitarist or a UFC champion, so you’ll look like a tool trying to imitate one. For an image that won’t get people to refer to you as “that douchebag”, try either of these:

You’re welcome.

That’s all for now, folks. Tune in next week as we answer even more of your (hopefully at least kind of) MMA related questions. You know the drill: You can send us questions through our Facebook page. You can tweet them to our Twitter account, as well as hashtag questions with #AskThePotato. You can register for our forums and post your questions there. Or you can just post them in the comments section of this article. Or maybe you can show us how to use that Google+ page we set up so we can take questions from there. You can ask questions on that thing, right?

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XENOPHON- November 22, 2011 at 5:31 pm
Gymkata - I watched the trailers and that has got to be the worst 1980's "B" movie ever. If you named that, you suck.
Todd M- November 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm
The best martial arts movie I have ever seen is Enter The 36 Chambers, it is a masterpiece, actually a lot of the Shaw Bros Kung Fu movies are awesome. @ Karma, As an Aussie I am a huge Lombard fan but Silva would counter his agressive style quicly IMO, 1st round KO for Silva, something spectacular.
RwilsonR- November 21, 2011 at 4:43 pm
^ ^ Sorry Fred, but my DVR was so filled with episodes of Glee and The Voice that I must have missed that episode of X-Factor.
Fried Taco- November 21, 2011 at 11:47 am
@RwilsonR - close, but Dominick actually is a singer who was on X-Factor.
Fried Taco- November 21, 2011 at 11:38 am
Had to buy a new keyboard, old one short-circuited from all the tears I cried onto it. But I feel better now. Gymkata has that effect on me.
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BossNasty- November 21, 2011 at 9:08 am
Gymkata??? The best (besides Bruce Lee)??? Over Jackie Chan? Over Segals martial arts supremecy in the 90's?? I like Gymkata, don't get me wrong, but Chuck Norris, Van Damme have 2-3 movies that kill Gymkata. Sonny Chiba's street fighter is another. Gymkata???
ReX13- November 21, 2011 at 5:49 am
Props on Gymkata -- a fantastic choice.
Me likey- November 21, 2011 at 5:23 am
@rwilsonr
lol. joe silva. lmfao
if tito ortiz had a normal sized head would he be a middleweight or welterweight?
KarmaAteMyCat- November 21, 2011 at 5:19 am
RSparrow; You had me rolling dude, Ambien for Xeno haha.
RSparrow- November 21, 2011 at 2:58 am
viva hate and some others I missed, my bad.
RSparrow- November 21, 2011 at 2:53 am
Commenter question: Fried Taco = Great. Skeletor = Great. RWilson = Great. Xeno = Ambien. Karma = Used to hate him, but he's a good guy. Intercept = cool. Medium = cool. J3t = fag. Mlkhoey = gangster baller
inverted triangle poke- November 21, 2011 at 1:43 am
if you had to pick 2 people who were not MMA fighters to fight in the Octagon, who would they be? and why?.
EnemyofReality- November 21, 2011 at 12:55 am
When it comes to stewed prunes, are three enough and are four too many?
XENOPHON- November 20, 2011 at 11:35 pm
@RwilsonR
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Glad you approved, I've never seen Gymkata - I will make a point to do so soon.
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If Palhares were to fight Hector Lombard - I don't think Palhares could beat Lombard.
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Back at you, what is Bruce Lee's best film of all time?
Pen Fifteen- November 20, 2011 at 11:00 pm
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jimbonics- November 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm
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RwilsonR- November 20, 2011 at 9:29 pm
When will I receive my movie tickets for Warrior that I won from a fight picking contest back in September, and will I have to travel to some backwater country like Bangledesh or Canada to still find it in theaters?
RwilsonR- November 20, 2011 at 9:21 pm
How does the UFC handle matchmaking during the Fall and early Winter when Joe Silva is hard at work making toys up in the North Pole?
RwilsonR- November 20, 2011 at 9:05 pm
If Kim Winslow and Chandella Powell were to switch jobs, would it be an improvement? In which direction?
RwilsonR- November 20, 2011 at 8:55 pm
If Rousimar Palhares were to fight Hector Lombard, and he takes Lombard down and locks in a knee-bar, which outcome would be most likely:
a. the ref stops the fight before any damage is done.
b. Paul Harris cranks the hold and destroys Lombard's knee.
c. Lombard refuses to tap, and instead blasts Hoosimar in the back of the head until he is knocked out.
d. Both b & c, but then both men subsequently test positive for steroids, PCP, and honey badger urine.
Giblets- November 20, 2011 at 8:41 pm
Could we please have J3T executed in some shit counrty for him BJing his uncle (or wasting our fucking time reading his shit) and have it live streamed through CP website?
Giblets- November 20, 2011 at 8:00 pm
If Chael Sonnen was arrested for donkey punching a NOG and Overeem was arrested for KO'ing an 8 year old girl. If they met each other in prison who would take more steriods?
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