(See, Gabrielle was right. Dreams CAN come true.)
If you started to give up hope that you would ever stand a chance of marrying a female MMA fighter since Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey are taken and Gina is probably
banging busy doing press tours with the cast of Haywire, your Monday is about to get a whole lot better.
Cristiane Santos announced via UOL today that she and her husband Evangelista been living single since December and it sounds like the chances of a reconciliation are about as slim as the odds of testing positive for steroids from a tainted supplement.
Here’s a somewhat confusing translation of her statement about the break-up:
After six years of dedication to the love and happiness of marriage, I would like to inform you that since the month of December 2011 Evangelista Cyborg and I are living our lives separately.
I would like to thank all friends for their words of love and support during this period.
As it may seem hard to never abandon their dreams or discredits in love!
No word on who gets to keep the “Cyborg” name in the divorce, but unless Evangelista has been training stand-up hard four days a week for the past year, our money’s on Cris.
Does anyone else hope Blind Date steps in to find Cris a new mate?