MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Axe-Wound of the Day: Kampmann Out of UFC 111 With Monster Gash; Ellenberger to Replace


(Photo courtesy of twitter.com/martinkampmann)

The poor bastard you see in the picture above is UFC welterweight contender Martin Kampmann, who had to pull out of his UFC 111 fight against Ben Saunders on Tuesday due to a stomach-turning gash over his right eye, which he suffered in training. (Damn, those Xtreme Couture guys need to take it easy with the broken-glass kickboxing matches.) Kampmann hopes to return to the cage in May. Saunders, who’s coming off his first-round knockout of Marcus Davis at UFC 106, will now take on Jake Ellenberger, who’s fresh off his TKO victory over Mike Pyle. In other UFC matchup news…

— According to a report on MMA Weekly, TUF 7 winner/Master Tweeter Amir Sadollah will compete next against undefeated Judo specialist Dong Hyun Kim at UFC 114 (May 29th, Las Vegas). Sadollah is riding back-to-back unanimous decision wins against Phil Baroni and Brad Blackburn; due to injury, Kim hasn’t competed since his decision win over TJ Grant at UFC 100 last July.


—UFC 115 (June 12th, Vancouver) is slated to feature a matchup between perennial lightweight threat Tyson Griffin and 10-0 up-and-comer Evan Dunham, who submitted Efrain Escudero in his last appearance at UFC Fight Night 20. Also on the card, another undefeated young prospect, Rory MacDonald, has agreed to a bout with former WEC welterweight champ Carlos Condit.

— Finally, wacky-but-deadly middleweight Tom Lawlor has until May 8th to come up with his next mind-blowing cage-entrance, as he’ll be taking on Tim Credeur at UFC 113 in Montreal. Lawlor and Credeur are coming off their first official UFC defeats, suffering decision losses to Aaron Simpson and Nate Quarry, respectively.

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mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- February 11, 2010 at 7:02 pm
looks like a prolapsed uterus , google it
chooton- February 11, 2010 at 6:56 pm
looks like its talking to me!
CheckHisPee- February 11, 2010 at 5:59 pm
That's...gonna leave a mark.

@Left Boob +1
Viva Hate- February 11, 2010 at 4:51 pm
I was excited at first glance I thought it was Arianny Celeste, boy was I disappointed when my eyes focused.
MMALONE- February 11, 2010 at 4:24 pm
PERIOD VAGINA FACE
iDestroy- February 11, 2010 at 4:11 pm
@skeletor

I just don't see how anyone can not love the guy.

Wow, first Boston, now the entire state of Oregon. I hope Texas hasn't done anything to offend you. I'd hate to incur the wrath of skeletor.
skeletor- February 11, 2010 at 3:51 pm
@iDestroy
You have been on that guys nuts for quite a while, you are nothing if not persistent. Keep it up sir. And fuck Oregon, nothing but a bunch of dirty fucking hippies.
iDestroy- February 11, 2010 at 3:38 pm
@Portlandmma (chael sonnen)


Its clear to me that the answer is d) none of the above.

And also e) rosimar palhares. He's our only hope.
PortlandMMA- February 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Seriously though who else are you going to put him against? You can say let him fight at Light Heavy, but he hasn't defended the middleweight belt since the Leites debacle last April. I don't think they're going to let a guy have a belt that he doesn't defend for over a year. You can't put Maia in there because I'm pretty sure if Nate KO'd him that bad that Anderson would literally murder him, Nate obviously just lost and Dana let Dan Henderson walk...who else should he fight if not Chael? Akiyama? Bisping? Alan Belcher? Chael is the only real choice.
DeadPull- February 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Belfort is out of UFC 112 against Silva with shoulder injury
PortlandMMA- February 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Yes, i talk shit about Chael every chance I get, but I am in fact Chael Sonnen.
skeletor- February 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm
@PortlandMMA
Are you really Chael Sonnen? That really sucks though about Vitor on the real.
danomite- February 11, 2010 at 3:12 pm
It looks like he was the victim of a violent skullfucking if you ask me.
danomite- February 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Shit'll buff out
PortlandMMA- February 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Well it looks like Sonnen may get his title shot sooner than we thought since Belfort is out of the Silva fight now.
Left_Boob_Telligman- February 11, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Tito Ortiz just ran up and screamed at Martin's forehead "Payback's a bitch motherfucker!"
PurplePickle- February 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Shouldn't be long now, 'cause I think I can see the baby's head.
GroundFighterMMA- February 11, 2010 at 2:33 pm
PLEASE LET THIS MEAN MORE TIM CREDUER VIDEO BLOGS!
xxoddus- February 11, 2010 at 2:17 pm
nice
ktfo- February 11, 2010 at 2:11 pm
pussy went to the doctor for that? super glue that bitch, get in the cage, step to the middle and BANG!!!
Smitty- February 11, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Put some dirt on it and get yer ass back in the cage.
El Guapo- February 11, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Snitches get stitches...

Sure that isn't that guy who Krazy Horse hit with the 2x4??
LET IT RAIN- February 11, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Sissy.
ReX13- February 11, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Jesus titty fucking Christ!!! I didn't know that Xtreme Couture did Escrima and Kali training too!

JamesToneysContract- February 11, 2010 at 1:42 pm
They were getting to the head movement portion of his training tomorrow?
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