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Bas Rutten Doesn’t Take Kindly to Mockery


(Props: MMA Scraps)

I’ll assume that by now you’ve all watched and re-watched Bas Rutten’s infamous bar-fight self-defense video dozens and dozens of times. Well, a Canadian comedian/MTV Live host named Daryn Jones has also seen it, and he put together a series of parodies spoofing the sadism and matter-of-fact delivery that made the original so beloved. His first clip is above; you can watch parts 2-4 here.

So, whatever, good for a chuckle. Problem is, Bas Himself has seen the clips (!!!), and he’s none too pleased. His video response is below. Hope it was worth it, funny man — you’re now on Bas’s dangada-dangada list. But besides the obvious lesson of you don’t mess with El Guapo, we also learn a couple more things in the video: 1) Rutten likes to drink pond scum, straight up. 2) His Tony Montana impression is shockingly good for a Dutchman. Enjoy.

Unrelated hilarity after the jump.

Inspired by Gan McGee’s recent e-mail blast announcing that he’s coming out of retirement, I decided to re-watch his UFC 44 heavyweight title fight against Tim Sylvia. In retrospect, Joe Rogan was maybe a little too enthusiastic at the 2:48 mark.

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macreadysshack- December 15, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Link to the MTV video is broken now due to infringement. I'm sure I could dig another one up but anybody got an alt link for me just to make it easy?
macreadysshack- December 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm
What's with El Guapo sporting the 'Team Kimbo' tee shirt? Did they kiss and make up?
OpShut- December 15, 2009 at 11:57 am
i thought Bas' original was genius until I watched Daryn's parodies....that dude is hysterical....thanks, CP
Sam- August 27, 2008 at 2:33 pm
"And now your only three moves away from the anus".................................Classic
Bill Burge- August 26, 2008 at 11:04 am
There I was watching the video and thinking, WTF? because of that damn stroller. And then Cage Potato was down before I got a chance to come and post it, and this morning, there it was--I searched for stroller and glassjaw beat me too it. Damn it.
Markdog- August 26, 2008 at 5:26 am
Good one Jeff!!
glassjaw- August 26, 2008 at 3:36 am
It's rather hard to take Bas serious with a pink doll stroller in the background.
Seth- August 25, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Yes it was the fight that he failed the post-fight drug test. I have to say, by Tim Sylvia standards he actually looks pretty ripped in this fight.
Dr. Obvious- August 25, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Wasn't this fight before Tim failed his drug test and he was stripped of any UFC title because he WAS sticking needles in his ass? I say some one should start a fight league where ALL the fighters are on roids, and that is a pay-per-view I would pay to see.
axhed- August 25, 2008 at 8:32 pm
classic... the first two had me in tears. i'm burning all my skulls-n-wings shirts and sporting team kimbo gear from now on.

third video was great too, after reading ormma's post i was looking for the 'rape choke' slip up, but i won't spoil it either ;)
Jeff- August 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Bas looked high on crack. Kimbo must've got him into it.
MMANewbExpert- August 25, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Screw MMANewbExpert. He can't even spell Couture!
MMANewbExpert- August 25, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Screw Cotoure. Rutten is the most likeable person in MMA. By miles.
asian sensation- August 25, 2008 at 8:07 pm
bring on fedor me ass....sylvia looked like he was on roids...he actually had some muscle tone
Markus- August 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Guapo's Montana-impression became painfully obvious to swedish martial arts-lovers when he'd appeared on "Rallarsving", a show where two swedish martial artists traveled around the world talking and training with different martial artists. He just couldn't stop doing it. He also told some great stories about how and why he began training martial arts, his childhood and an kick-ass story about a seminar when he was approached by some weird ninjas. The words "Never make the guy who has the upper hand angry" will always be stuck in my mind after that intervjue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0QeNFpq1Tw
They speak mostly english, at least in all the parts with Bas, so it shouldn't be to painful to watch.
Old, Bald and Irish- August 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm
"Bring on Fedor"

LOL! If he only knew then what we all know now....

Also, will Hollywood just stop screwin' around and give Bas his own reality show?
OrMMA- August 25, 2008 at 7:54 pm
LOL....Sat through that replay waiting to see what would happen at the 2:48 mark...well worth it, not going to spoil the suprise, but talk about some famous words
Gong- August 25, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I feel like Bas is gonna guest on that show some day.
And Daryn's parodies are hilarious.
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