(Props: Fight Magazine)
Most of the time when people begin sentences with the phrase, "Funny story…" the one thing you can count on is that you’re about to hear a story that is only funny in the eyes of its teller. That is, except when the teller is Bas Rutten. When "El Guapo" begins sentences that way, what usually follows is a story about someone getting badly beat up, and usually that story will be oddly funny in a violently bizarre way.
For instance, in this case Rutten tells a tale about how he went from being a sickly kid who got picked on to a neighborhood terror who hunted down former bullies in order to give them their comeuppance. Then he and some friends are hanging out at a bar where a strange woman gets knocked unconscious into Rutten’s arms and, as it often does in these situations, hilarity ensues. You know, after somebody punched a woman. Don’t worry, I’m sure she was okay. Well, not okay, but you get the point.
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commentsOh hell, to keep with the spirit of the day, I'd let Lenne Hardt ride my brother from here to kingdom come.
OH YEAH.....and quit being upset that your mom give up the pussy to tim sylvia.. i'd be happy if bas was bonin a family member.. even if i never met the guy, and he came to thanksgiving wearing a cagepotato t-shirt
Same w/ Lenne Hardt. A lot of people mistake her for a wailing banshee. One time, I was walking through the woods and thought 'Holy crap, it's Lenne Hardt!" Turns out, it was a real banshee. Talk about a buzzkiller. :(
You read posts of members expressing a desire to have their family members sexually ravaged (3 days from Sunday) by an MMA star they've never met.
...followed by other members promptly supporting the notion.
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Bas, fuck the shit out of Goat and Smitty's family members you badass motherfucker you.
That's some beautiful shit man. Fuck it.....he can hit moms too
Those aren't street fighting techniques. They are the"Quick and easy ways to get yourself in jail for manslaughter" techniques.
Wouldn't you numb nuts watch it!?
i call for a top ten bas Rutten awesomeness videos get it done bens.
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