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Batshit Crazy Neo-Nazi MMA Fighter Vyacheslav Datsik Arrested in Norway


(Alleged footage of Datsik taking time to train after his escape – via YouTube)

Well, it looks like we won’t get to see the freak show fight of the year we were all looking forward to as Vyacheslav Datsik’s time on the lam has come to an unceremonious and uneventful end.

The Nazi-Russian MMA fighter who has been behind bars since 2007 for uttering death threats and a string of armed cell phone store robberies, and who escaped from a St. Petersberg, Russia mental hospital nearly a month ago by tearing through a chain link fence with his bare hands, has been arrested in Norway. 


Here’s a recap of Datsik’s backstory for those who need to be caught up:


(Video courtesy YouTube/NewWorldKnowing)

Datsik proved his extremist pals who said he would never be caught alive wrong yesterday when he turned himself into Norway’s Police Immigration Unit in Oslo and surrendered a loaded handgun, according to a vg.no report. 

"I can confirm that he handed over a gun that had bullets. We decided to arrest him, "said information chief Roar Hanssen.


(L-R Photos of the handgun Datsik was carrying, his niece’s Christening and his profile pic from Match.com)

The case was handed over to the Groenland police, but because he was armed and the fact that others were involved in harboring a dangerous criminal like Datsik, who figured that Norwegian authorities would provide him with asylum from extradition back to Russia, it was transferred to the Oslo organized crime unit.

"We have weapons seizures and other seizures that make this issue a high priority. We have arrested three persons will be made for remand prison, "says section leader Einar Aas told vg.no.

The 33-year-old, who was the first of many men to knock out Andrei Arlovski in the former UFC champion’s MMA debut, is a prominent member of the neo-Nazi organization, "Slavic Union" who opened up shop in Oslo earlier this year after Russia declared the hate group an unlawful organization. Datsik, who is know to his fellow Slavic Union brethren as "Red Tarzan" told police in broken English when he turned himself in wearing a shirt with a swastika and Odin’s hammer, "I am not a nationalist. I am a racist."

I can’t wait for this movie. Maybe they can get Seth Rogan to play him and turn it into a romantic comedy.

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Gorgzilla- September 22, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Fun fact:

Groenland Police STATION is just a small police station in Oslo (Capital of Norway -a country in Europe).

Greenland The COUNTRY is a gargantuan frozen ISLAND just north-east of USA (Thats in North America CP).

So since there is like... an atlantic ocean in between the two i'm guessing yall mean the Station and not the big frozen eskimo-home.

And who cares about whitch God owned the hammer... We gots more important stuff to rant about! Like ermh... Chael and his army of drones ahem... nuthuggers!
fatbellyfrank- September 22, 2010 at 4:58 pm
@RWilsonR, little known fact to add to your stats, the residential area with highest rate of violent crime/murders per capita was/is? Palm Island, a small indigenous island community of the Coast of North Queensland, I beleive it was originally set up as a Penal colony where they sent the baddest indigenous crims, as they were from different tribes and clans they pretty much all hated each other from the get go and this has continued to this day.
Also has a very high ratio of Police brutality and deaths in custody, go figure
@ Videodrome, more fun for you!
fatbellyfrank- September 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm
While were on blanket statements, dont Swedish people spend their entire winters making Porn?
easy21- September 22, 2010 at 2:21 pm
It's good to see Lesnar working on his striking. He looks a little soft though
darciesdaddy- September 22, 2010 at 2:13 pm
(Alleged footage of Datsik taking time to train after his escape - via YouTube)

He escaped prison via YouTube? They'll have to plug that up.
Abidon- September 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Visit Norway

Fjords, Trolls and Asylums for everyone \o/
Christian Candi Man- September 22, 2010 at 1:25 pm
I always assumed the blanket statement for us whites was that we liked to have sex with children.
You know with the whole Christians raping children thing?

But I guess "no rhythm" works too.
Nintendong- September 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
"wearing a shirt with a swastika and Odin's hammer,"

You mean THOR'S hammer?

Odin was know to rock a spear called "Gungnir" and Thor a hammer named "Mjöllnir".

Jesus, don't you kids read comics anymore?
agentsmith- September 22, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Dude looks like Butterbean is both his striking and nutrition coach.

Also, LOL at the 2-second clip of the fat guy going "Jews are enemies to me" apparently with some teenager doing the voiceover.
Videodrome_NOW- September 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
@Taco
Didn't know the article was posted yet. I tried to paste the MMA Fighting link and got denied.
Fried Taco- September 22, 2010 at 12:18 pm
@Videodrome_NOW: you should let us know when you're posting spoilers for the next CP article.
Viva Hate- September 22, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Who doesn’t enjoy blanket statements?
White people, no rhythem
Mexicans, drug dealers
Woman, terrible atheletes
Black people, watermelon and chicken
Asians, smart


See, hifuckinglarious.
Videodrome_NOW- September 22, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Chael Sonnen suspended, Belfort in against Silva
Fried Taco- September 22, 2010 at 12:06 pm
hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ag4nkSh7Q
Videodrome_NOW- September 22, 2010 at 12:04 pm
@RwilsonR
Learning is fun.
RwilsonR- September 22, 2010 at 12:04 pm
@ Swedish and Videodrome -

Some interesting statistics - murders per capita worldwide:

# 1 Colombia: 0.617847 per 1,000 people
# 2 South Africa: 0.496008 per 1,000 people
# 3 Jamaica: 0.324196 per 1,000 people
# 4 Venezuela: 0.316138 per 1,000 people
# 5 Russia: 0.201534 per 1,000 people
# 6 Mexico: 0.130213 per 1,000 people
# 7 Estonia: 0.107277 per 1,000 people
# 8 Latvia: 0.10393 per 1,000 people
# 9 Lithuania: 0.102863 per 1,000 people
# 10 Belarus: 0.0983495 per 1,000 people
# 11 Ukraine: 0.094006 per 1,000 people
# 12 Kyrgyzstan: 0.0802565 per 1,000 people

Now, if you want to fairly compare these against something the size of the US, I think you can pretty much add in the Baltic states, and former Soviet republics from this list into the Russian fold. That means that Russia and former Soviet states make up a dramatic portion of this list at # 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 $ 12.

By comparison, LA had a murder rate of 0.10 and Chicago had a rate of 0.18 per 1,000 people. However, the overall US average is well below that, as LA and Chicago both represent large urban areas that have far higher rates than the US National average, just as large Russian cities such as Moscow and St. Petersburg would have rates much higher than the national average.

With Russia's national average being well above even a major city like Chicago, that means you are statistically more likely to get murdered strolling through the average coutnryside in Russia than you are strolling through the average urban street in Chicago, and it wouldn't even be close if you were to stroll down an average street in a big city in Russia. So beware the next time you decide to stroll there.

Overall, based on 2008 data, Russia had an average murder rate that was roughly 6 times higher than that of the US, and that rate dramtically increases by comparison when directly comparing major cities.

Violent crime statistics are even worse. Also, I imagine Russia doesn't accurately report all of their data, which means it is probably even worse.

I'll accept videodrome's blanket statement.
BryanF- September 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm
@Fried Taco
Take out the 'XX' and put 'tt'
Prometheus- September 22, 2010 at 11:46 am
Is it just me or does that "training" video look like two drunk high school kids fighting on the school yard?
Fried Taco- September 22, 2010 at 11:45 am
I know nothing! I see nothing! Nothing!
BryanF- September 22, 2010 at 11:45 am
Yo! This guy got fat since knocking out Arlovski.

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpw5Bqcv-aY

Yes, Bas Rutten commentates. Yes, there are headbutts. And yes, it is AWESOME!
El Guapo- September 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
Neo-Nazis don't like jews? What the hell's their problem?? I love jews. Orange, cranberry, gin and jews.

Name me one BIG city, anywhere in the world, that doesn't have a bad part of town so I can laugh at you. Cities in Sveden don't count, yah?
Videodrome_NOW- September 22, 2010 at 11:38 am
@Swedish
Quite the contrary, I'm all about making blanket statements.(ie; see first comment.) Why? Because they're fucking funny! Ben should give me a shirt for comment of the week because a. no one saw that shit coming and B. Blanket Statement. It all equals that Russia sucks that bad that no one wants to live there; as opposed to people wanting to live in California.
CheechFace- September 22, 2010 at 11:32 am
OOOOOoooo
He tore "through a chain link fence with his bare hands".
That man must have super human abilities. I mean his arms must be made of some alien metal or something.
No wait, hold on, now I remember. I could do that shit when I was 14. WTF Potato, come on. The video even says that he did it with the towel and not his bare hands.

(Pre-emptive attack, no I didn't break out of a low security mental institution when I was 14. I was breaking in!!! Wa hahahahaha)
Kid Clam Curtains- September 22, 2010 at 11:28 am
I love the 1 second clip dubbed over saying "Jews are an enemy to me." Was that part really necessary? I think we all know that neo-nazis don't really like jews.
Swedish- September 22, 2010 at 11:24 am
@Videodrome_NOW - That is my point. Not ALL of LA is bad, but some parts are worst then West Beirut. Does that keep your friends and family from visitng LA?

We shouldn't make a blanket comment about a country based on some small regions of the country were violence is common.
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