As promised, we’re giving you another opportunity to win a copy of the MMA flick Beatdown, out now on DVD and Blu-Ray. The rules are simple: Check out the photo after the jump of Rich Franklin and his buddies, and post a clever caption in the comments section below by tonight at midnight PT. We’ll announce our four favorites tomorrow, and you’ll bitch about how you thought yours was funnier. Now let’s get it…
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...Rich wakes up with a throbbing headache. He's in a motel room he doesn't recognise. He can't seem to remember how he got there. He swears he only had the one drink. There's a photo of him and three chicks with a Michael Jackson impersonator on a camera by the bed. "Weird", he thinks aloud. He hears a shower running. He's starting to think he might have taken the girls back here for a night of "Rich creamy love", as he calls it. He hears high-pitched giggling from the bathroom, a smile spreads across his face.
Then he sees it, a white sequined glove on the bedside table...
...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight, we dine in hell!
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The cast of Jersey Shore explaining to Jacko the benefits of tanning salon membership
You feel the cold hand and wonder who's finger's up your bum
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while, you feel the finger slidin' up inside
You're outta time, 'cause this is thriller, thriller night!
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Ace and his new BJ coach.
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"You think it's funny when you make your ass talk, huh Ace? I'm gonna reach up your ass and make your FACE talk. Like a meat puppet."
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Franklin: "I need an aduuuuuult! I need an aduuuuuuult!"
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With a record of eight wins, zero losses, Michael "Molester" Jackson is undefeated in Tikeforce Championships. He plans to move up to adult competition with the help of new coach Rich Franklin.
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Tune in this Wednesday to find out, who will be the NEXT Ultimate Whiter!
Cos I'm dead.
Rich Franklin re-unites with his former students, who are coincidentally the mothers of the latest victims at the Neverland Ranch
Rich: Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.
Mr. Jefferson: I think you're awesome too, Rich.
Rich: Yeah?
Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.
Rich: Yeah?
Mr. Jefferson: Yeah. (About to kiss)
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