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‘Beatdown’ Caption Contest #2: Franklin vs. Jackson

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As promised, we’re giving you another opportunity to win a copy of the MMA flick Beatdown, out now on DVD and Blu-Ray. The rules are simple: Check out the photo after the jump of Rich Franklin and his buddies, and post a clever caption in the comments section below by tonight at midnight PT. We’ll announce our four favorites tomorrow, and you’ll bitch about how you thought yours was funnier. Now let’s get it…

Rich Franklin girls Michael Jackson impersonator
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Chamuko- September 20, 2010 at 8:56 am
Stop touching me there Micheal! Damn, NOW I know why Rampage never mentioned he had an older brother!
Shifty- September 3, 2010 at 11:07 am
He may not teach anymore, but man does he ever love to tutor!
Naked Rear Poke- September 3, 2010 at 1:45 am
That is one crappy celebrity impersonator! I don't know why the great MJ ever hung around with that Jim Carrey wannabe.


...Rich wakes up with a throbbing headache. He's in a motel room he doesn't recognise. He can't seem to remember how he got there. He swears he only had the one drink. There's a photo of him and three chicks with a Michael Jackson impersonator on a camera by the bed. "Weird", he thinks aloud. He hears a shower running. He's starting to think he might have taken the girls back here for a night of "Rich creamy love", as he calls it. He hears high-pitched giggling from the bathroom, a smile spreads across his face.
Then he sees it, a white sequined glove on the bedside table...
brazilianwax- September 3, 2010 at 12:16 am

Tonight, we dine in hell!


The cast of Jersey Shore explaining to Jacko the benefits of tanning salon membership

swc52583- September 2, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Rich: "Why does my soda taste funny..." that's the last thing he remembers before waking up back at his hotel with the three women thinking "why does my ass hurt?"
MoTropolis- September 2, 2010 at 8:53 pm
Ace makes it thru another Ohio PTA meeting without a hitch.
FreddyFangers- September 2, 2010 at 8:16 pm
"Ok, Im safe....There is no way these chicks with dicks throw knees, right?"
Mofo- September 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Bored with BJJ, Ace moves on to MJJ: Michael Jackson's Junk.
Mofo- September 2, 2010 at 7:27 pm
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder who's finger's up your bum
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while, you feel the finger slidin' up inside
You're outta time, 'cause this is thriller, thriller night!


Ace and his new BJ coach.


"You think it's funny when you make your ass talk, huh Ace? I'm gonna reach up your ass and make your FACE talk. Like a meat puppet."


Franklin: "I need an aduuuuuult! I need an aduuuuuuult!"


With a record of eight wins, zero losses, Michael "Molester" Jackson is undefeated in Tikeforce Championships. He plans to move up to adult competition with the help of new coach Rich Franklin.


Tune in this Wednesday to find out, who will be the NEXT Ultimate Whiter!

fatbellyfrank- September 2, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Rich thinks" OK so a PDF file is on my computer, and the dude with the I get it"
HEY- September 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Don't worry: No one here is getting molested.

Cos I'm dead.
mt59801- September 2, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Pictured: One guy you'll never be, three things you'll never have, and one visual representation of that guy's future in MMA(deader than MJ)
MMAExpertNewb- September 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm
HA! Check out the weird looking dude. I mean...who wears little white newsie hats like that?!
MoTropolis- September 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Rich Franklin and 4 other people with a bachelor's in mathematics.
VegasDirt- September 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm
ring ring ring.. He sis, what up? listen... can I swing by to pick up my nephew? I need someone to jump on this grenade.
VegasDirt- September 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Listen ladies, ya all are hot, but sorry, I'm going home with my man Micheal. He is a master of making me feel like a little boy again.
mattyr31- September 2, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Wheres Snooki?
MoTropolis- September 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm
"Franklin posing with his training camp for UFC 64."
topdog- September 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Rich Franklin " Hurry up Jacko I hear Anderson is coming to the after party"
thebassmaster- September 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm
It's a small world...
Rich Franklin re-unites with his former students, who are coincidentally the mothers of the latest victims at the Neverland Ranch
Ascerendant- September 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm
As Bruce Buffer would later describe it to Cagepotato: "The Ace of Hearts got cracked in the turn. All in." Yeah, Buffer's poker-stuff can get creepy.
John Kimble- September 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm
From middle to right: The good, The bad, and The ugly.
RSparrow- September 2, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Right after the picture....

Rich: Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time. You're awesome.

Mr. Jefferson: I think you're awesome too, Rich.

Rich: Yeah?

Mr. Jefferson: Yeah.

Rich: Yeah?

Mr. Jefferson: Yeah. (About to kiss)
Loretta Cunt- September 2, 2010 at 2:28 pm
franklin felt comfort in knowing even though he lost to jacko in the most destroyed nose contest, he actually got paid for the process
RSparrow- September 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Rich to himself: "I thought they said I was meeting GREG Jackson, .... fucking assholes.