(Photoprops: CageWriter)

Thanks to everybody who submitted captions for yesterday’s Beatdown contest; the general consensus was that Marcus Davis looks like a cross between E.T., Rocky Dennis, Sloth from The Goonies, the Elephant Man, and one of several characters from Total Recall. So who will go home with a copy of Beatdown (out today on DVD and Blu-Ray)? First some honorable mentions…

LikeTheWhiskey: This is what happens when you say "I’m a Yankees fan" in Boston.

Sudos KFC: the only thing the townsfolk would later agree on was that Quasimodo was never seen in the 209 again.

Dirt: "The doc said I’d look 10 years younger"

MoTropolis: "I think I’m allergic to getting punched in the face repeatedly."

Contraband:
The Stockton Makeover!
Get yours today!
Just call 1-800-420-DIAZ

dxhernandez: Shortly before, the man to the left began to have an acid flashback from two hits of acid he had dropped at a 1985 KISS concert. As Marcus Davis approached he looked on with horror while trying to differentiate between reality and "fuuuuuuuu……"

ReX13: "Don’t be scarred, homey"
[Ed. note: As an increasingly visible contributor to CagePotato, we'll say that ReX is disqualified from winning contests for a while. But come on, how brilliant is that.] 

And now the winners…


The Fresh One: The "Irish Hand Grenade" sporting a new pair of Irish sunglasses.

danomite: 
Cecil Peoples: "I just don’t see it."
Earth: "How the hell can you NOT see it?"
Cecil Peoples: "Who’s it on again? That guy on the left or that lady in the hat? Point to it for me"
Earth: "What lady?! There’s a big fucking arrow pointed right at it!"
Cecil Peoples: "Arrow? what arrow?"

weedrulz15: As we have heard almost all announcers say, punches from Nick and Nate Diaz do not, in fact, hurt you, but they’re more annoying/irritating than anything, obviously.

ccman: This is what you get for staring directly into Cyborg’s crotch.

If your name has been called, please e-mail contest@cagepotato.com with your real name, address, and format preference (DVD or Blu-Ray) and we’ll get a copy of Beatdown out to you ASAP. Thanks for playing; come back Thursday morning for round 2…